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Sehun:I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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Kai:What is life?
Kyungsoo:A series of unfortunate events that lead to your death.
Suho:Kyungsoo,my child-
Sehun:Seems lively.
Suho:SEHUN,MY CHILD-
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Sehun:I'm a big country fan.
Luhan,trying to impress him:China is very large.
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Chanyeol:How did you guys find me?!
Baekhyun:We saw a huge explosion.
Kyungsoo:And wondered 'now who could that be?'.
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I am way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity right now.
Sehun at some point
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Kai:We don't need guns.
Kai:I have a lighter,okay,we get some hairspray,make some flamethrowers.
Kai:Let's fry these bitches.
Suho:No one is frying any bitches.
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Chanyeol:I wasn't injured,I was lightly stabbed.
Baekhyun:I'm sorry,you were stabbed?!
Chanyeol:Lightly stabbed.
Chanyeol:I didn't want to frighten you.
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Xiumin: The new plan is no plan,we'll wing it!
Xiumin: ....Probably won't work but I said it with a lot of confindence.
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Suho:Has anyone seen Chanyeol?
Chanyeol,lying facedown on the floor:Present.
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The Evil Guardian:I think I know what's going on in your head Sehun.
Sehun:Well then,welcome to the terror dome.
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Xiumin:Looking back I have no regrets.
Chen:You should
Xiumin:Yep.
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Baekhyun:And once again,Baekhyun and Chanyeol save the day.
Kyungsoo:You didn't do anything,it was all Chanyeol.
Baekhyun:We're a package deal,everyone knows that.
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Chanyeol:The doctor said that I was perfectly fine.
Chanyeol:Except for this massive burn scar.
Chanyeol:And a broken rib.
Chanyeol:Which was right next to two other broken ribs.
Kyungsoo:....Did he clear you or not?
Chanyeol:He did not.
Chanyeol:Alrght let's get to work.
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Suho:Chanyeol.
Chanyeol:Suho-hyung.
Baekhyun:Baekhyun!
Suho:....Okay,you just said your own name.
Baekhyun:It was the only one left.
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Dude,just admit you ruined everything and turned our lives into a living hell.No biggie.
Baekhyun,when they meet The Evil Guardian for the first time
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Chanyeol:Anyway,I'm going to go cry in the bathroom.
Exo-M:.....
Exo-k:.....
Chanyeol:Peace out homies.
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Baekhyun:This was almost a great idea.
Chanyeol:You just described 90% of our ideas.
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