Spencer: hi
[silence]
Spencer: all your bones are wet
Emily: why the fuck would you say that?
Spencer: no one said hi back…
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Y/N: I had a dream about you last night.
Izana: Really?
Y/N: Yeah. You were my sleep paralysis demon.
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Bowser:"If you disrespect me again,i will eat your shower curtains"
Luigi:"I have-a......glass doors"
Bowser:"Well crunchity munchity bitch,you think that will stop me?
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Laxus [hungover]: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed to be the king of all of the ducks.
Mirajane : I would, but then I'd be lying to the King of All Ducks.
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Dazai: I want to be a cat. Jobless. Educationless. Useless. There to be pretty and soft.
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Akira: So, um...I think I'm in love with him.
Ann:... Akechi? Who betrayed us and tried to kill you? That Akechi?
Akira: Yeah....Thoughts?
Futaba : And prayers
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Samuel: I prevented a murder today.
Jake: Really? How’d you do that?
Samuel: Self control.
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Alice: Julius isn’t alone. He has us.
Ace: Yeah! Even when he wants to be alone we won’t let him.
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Peter: What do you have against Mr.Stark?
Steve: Not my lips, that's for sure.
Peter: ...
Tony: ...
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Hotch: Ways to be more angelic, go!
Garcia: Carry flowers everywhere.
Morgan: Weild a flaming sword.
JJ: Grow three pairs of wings.
Reid: Be covered in eyes.
Emily: Announce your arrival by screaming FEAR NOT everywhere you go.
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made these years ago and forgot to post
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Luigi:"So Bowser what are some of your goals in life?"
Bowser:"I have been banned from every major city in the Mushroom Kingdoms public transportation except Peaches castle.I don't know what their limit is but i will fucking find it"
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Laurens: you think I care? yeah actually i do and i’ll probably cry about it if we’re being honest
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Laxus : I keep a picture of my team in my pocket. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and look at it.
Mirajane : Oh that's adora-
Laxus [taking a sip of his beer]: Then I tell myself "If I can deal with this circus, then I can deal with anything."
Mirajane : There it is.
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