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Kermit: Constantine, if you didn’t want to be assimilated into my found family, then you should have killed me when you got the chance!

#he’s part of the gang whether he likes it or not ! #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #kermit the frog #the muppet show #muppets constantine #constantine #the muppets most wanted #source: tumblr

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Kermit: I love the kind of woman who can kick my ass.

#the muppets #the muppets abc #kermit the frog #the muppets show #the muppet show #source: cowboy bebop #swearing #swearing cw #tw swearing

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Piggy: comes out in a new outfit Guys, is this dress “me”?

Sam: It’s too tight, it’s too short, and it shows too much cleavage for a woman your age!

Deadly: Yes Piggy, it’s you.

#submission #source: golden girls #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #miss piggy #uncle deadly #sam the eagle #sam eagle

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I know this might sound dumb, but would you ever consider making an aesthetic-board for the Swedish Chef?

not dumb at all ! and u know what,,i’ll take this as a challenge

- mod janice

#it’s worth a try ! #mod janice #not quotes

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Johnny and Sal: (relaxing in a hot tub)

Some Karen: (gesturing to the hot tub sign) Ugh, the sign says to limit your soak time to fifteen minutes!

Sal: (pointing to another sign) That sign says “No running”, but you’re runnin’ your mouth!

#submission #source: bob's burgers #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #sal minella #johnny fiama

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Deadly: (to Pew) You are a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.

Janice: Like, let’s frame our statements with “When you do this, it makes me feel…”

Deadly: Alright, let’s see: When you live here, it makes me feel angry…because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.

#submission #source: sonic boom #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #janice muppets #uncle deadly #blind pew

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Rizzo: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Yolanda: Well maybe you should have principles.

Rizzo: You're right, maybe I should.

#submission #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #rizzo the rat #yolanda rat #source: unknown

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MANGOBALL

- mod janice

#not quotes #mod janice #everyday i say ‘fuck u girl i hope ur day gets worse actually’

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The Electric Mayhem in an Escape Room

Janice: Oh my Henson, there’s a rat in here!

Floyd: You think Bruno’s in here?

Teeth: We don’t talk about Bruno

Zoot: Okay guys, real talk: I have not seen Encantato

The band: ENCANTO.

#submission #source: tiktok #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #the electric mayhem #dr teeth and the electric mayhem #muppets mayhem #zoot muppets #zoot muppet #lips muppet #lips #janice #janice muppets #dr teeth #sargeant floyd pepper

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Waldorf: It's just a little bit of "hows your father". We may seem like a couple barmy ol' gits now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, we had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of daring do.

Kermit: ... Translate.

Statler: When we were younger we did a bunch of stuff.

#submission #source: phineas and ferb #the muppets #the muppets abc #kermit the frog #the muppets show #the muppet show #statler and waldorf

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Constantine: There is a distinct lack of cowering in my doom arena.

Constantine: That is antithetical to the purpose OF A DOOM ARENA!

#submission #source: wander over yonder #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #muppets constantine #constantine

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Kermit: You're the most jealous woman I know.

Miss Piggy: You know other women??

#submission #the muppets #the muppets abc #kermit the frog #the muppets show #the muppet show #miss piggy #source: unknown #maybe from tiktok ?

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Zoot: *answering his phone* Hey

Floyd: Hey I'm here open up

Zoot: as a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner-

Floyd: open the fucking DOOR

#submission #PLEASE THIS IS SO THEM SHJFKSL #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #zoot muppets #zoot muppet #sargeant floyd pepper #source: vine #swearing #swearing cw #tw swearing

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Becky: (pats chest) I'll remember you in here.

Fozzie: I wish I could remember with my boobs.

#submission #PLEASEEEE DJJVKS #the muppets abc #the muppets #the muppets show #the muppet show #source: unknown #fozzie bear #becky #suggestive

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Fozzie: Aw Kermit, this the absolutely, 100% supet duper nicest thing anyone has EVER done for me!

Gonzo: I gave you my kidney.

#submission #source: jellystone #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #KSKGKDLSKVK #gonzo the great #fozzie bear

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Miss Piggy: "I'm jealous of Annie Sue...but I hate Denise. Jealousy, or hatred? It's like having to choose one child over the other...HATRED. Surprisingly easy choice."

#submission #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #miss piggy #annie sue #denise #source: unknown

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Trick or treat!

🍭 🍬

- mod janice

#not quotes #mod janice