Kermit: Constantine, if you didn’t want to be assimilated into my found family, then you should have killed me when you got the chance!
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— they finally got married! 🐸🐷 💗
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Don't interrupt him while he's evilly plotting.
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Wake up it's 2014!!!! X3 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
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Yeah "Man or Muppet" is a great song, yeah I know all the lyrics, but who else agrees that THE INTERROGATION SONG IS WHERE IT'S AT?🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I'm not lieing when I say I can scream every lyric.
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" the chances of us commiting a CRIME, are less than .009" didn't they just get done kidnapping a man
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Well, I have a dream too, but it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. It's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And I found a whole group of friends who have the same dream, and that kind of makes us like a family. -Kermit The Frog
Happy (slightly late) Birthday Kermit!
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Remember that time Kermit got sent to the gulag?
Yeah, me too. 🤣🤣🤣
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They’re doing a sequel! They’re back by popular demand! :)
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Kermit: You make your own butter?
Constantine: Indeed.
Kermit: Is it good?
Constantine: I don’t know, I refuse to eat dairy.
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Constantine is a switch who hates bottoming. Kermit is the power bottom of the Muppets polycule.
The tour was very confusing for the Muppets because of that.
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Alright everyone, it's time we settle this once and for all...
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i am convinced my spotify playlist is on crack. it went from something so right from muppets most wanted to, wait for it, BODIES BY DROWNING POOL.
keep in mind it’s midnight and i’m trying to sleep.
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Happy 10th Anniversary to Muppets Most Wanted!
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Bugsnax fandom open discussion: which bugsnax would you like to see become a marketable plushie, obviously excluding the ones that are already plushies (Bunger, Strabby, Kweeble, Cinnasnail)
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