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Eddie: Buck will be back in a moment, he'll have a plan.

Ravi: Why don't you stand up for yourself and make your own plans?

Eddie: I would, but rescuing me makes him so happy.

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Bobby, to Buck and Eddie: I love you both, but you two are the most emotionally ill-equipped individuals in the history of relationships.

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Buck, about Taylor: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Eddie: No.

Eddie: A summer's day is not a bitch.

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Hen: What's the first thing you notice when Taylor approaches you?

Eddie: The audacity.

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Chim: Once again, Hen and Chim save the day!

Buck: You didn't do anything, it was all Hen.

Chim: We're a package deal, everyone knows that.

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Hen: What's the hardest thing to say?

Bobby: I was wrong.

Eddie: I need help.

Buck: No.

Chim: Worcestershire sauce.

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Eddie: Buck is all, "hey man, I'm going to sue the department," and I said, "then do it already. I don't care." But I do care. And now I'm like, "where's Buck?"

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Eddie: Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Buck: That was big. I was really proud of you.

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Buck: Please? For me?

Eddie: Don't do that.

Buck: What?

Eddie: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want.

Eddie: Well, not this time.

Buck:

Buck: Please? For me?

Eddie: Okay.

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Hen: Are you okay?

Buck: You know what? Yeah. Yeah, I actually am.

Chim: Oh, this guy's having a breakdown.

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*after the team has spent the entire shift bickering and being generally annoying*

Bobby, calling them to lunch: This was not made with love today, just so you know.

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Bobby: You always see the worst in people.

Athena: Yeah, because people are the worst.

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Buck: Please, Bobby, please don't die slightly before your time!

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Chimney: I am not afraid to be alone with my thoughts. My thoughts are awesome.

Chimney: Die Hard 6 on a cruise ship, pizza bagel restaurant, my father never loved me, I'm gonna die alone.

Chimney: Oh boy, that happened fast.

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Buck: As my mentor once said: get fucked.

Bobby: I never said that, Buck.

Athena: I did.

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Buck: Good morning, lover. After last night I'm a little weak on the knees.

Eddie:

Buck: ?

Chimney, banging on the fridge loudly: How about this - you walk into a room, take a quick scan!

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Buck: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Chimney: I don't know, I don't care.

*later*

Chimney: Eddie, what do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Eddie: I don't know, what?

Chimney: No, seriously, what do you call one? I hurt Buck's feelings and now he won't tell me.

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