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Skylor: Oh my FSM, are we there yet?

Kai: No! Fuck! For the bajillionth time, we're not there yet. Can you guys shut up?!

Brad: You have to have a car so small like this??

Skylor: Its really cramped back here...

Kai: You guys compl- wow, I'm driving you to the park and you can do is complain about it. We stopped and got McDonald's!

Lloyd: Yeah!

Skylor: I didn't get anything

Brad: Yeah, all you got was a plain cheeseburger. How boring is that??

Kai: Shut up!

Skylor: Boring!

Kai: I'm gonna pull this car- I'm gonna drive this car right off the cliff, right now.

Brad: What!?

Skylor: Huh?

Kai: Brrbrrr- hahaha

Brad: Ehh!

Skylor: Hehe

Brad: Didn't know you had to go like that to step on the gas pedal.

Kai: Brrbrbrbrbr

Skylor: Brrbrbrr- hehe- I wanna drive! Arererer

Kai: Brbrbr

*Lloyd Purrs*

Kai: Hahaha!

Brad: I am not entertaining this.

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Skylor: So who goes next??

Kai: Q,R, S..... Ssssss

Skylor and Kai: Sssssssss

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Skylor: Never have ever, gone to prom and made out with my date afterward.... Which, I guess, sounds a lot sadder, now that I hear it...

Kai: Aawwwwww! :(

Lloyd: Awww :( It's okay!

Skylor: But! I got a point! That's fine. 🙂

Kai: What about you guys?

Brad: I didn't even go to prom, so does it count if I could move up?

Kai: I mean yeah... he didn't go to prom, sooo.

Brad: I'm taking this one.

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Lloyd: Never have I ever been asked by an officer to move along.

Brad: In that case, I have to stay here...

Kai: Wow. Wait. Wait. Does it count if you're in a donut shop? And you're taking too long to order, and they as-sk yo-you to m-m-move....

I'm sad. I want donuts...

Skylor: Is it a police officer behind you saying that?

Kai: Yeahhh

Lloyd: Yeahh, that does count... I'm sorry

Kai: Ohhh. No!

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Kai: Never have I ever, had a huge thing, for guys, with blue hair..

Lloyd: Gasppp

Skylor: Wait, what?

Kai: Sorry! So. So. So. So. Girls with blue hair, different story. But guys with blue hair, I just. I don't know. It's not my thing.

Skylor: What?

Kai: idk

Brad: Okaay, but-but-hang on. L-Lloyd, why? Why didn't you move??

Lloyd: Ummmm...

Skylor: Yeah.

Lloyd: Look! I was young, okay?! Uhhh

Kai: You're still young!!! Why aren't you moving?! So you still have a thing!!

Brad: That doesn't really explain the situation here..

Lloyd: I can't lie.. Look, things happen and things change..

Kai: Hahaha!

Brad: Uhh

Lloyd: I don't want to talk about it!!

Skylor: Who's this about??

Brad: Wacht - uh - um.. Hey! What's that over there?!?

Skylor: What?

Kai: What's over where???

Lloyd: Where??

Skylor: That's a tree.

*Brad runs into the monastary*

Kai: Where's he going??

Brad: Just wait right there!!

Skylor: Seriously-

Kai: uhhh

Brad: Nya?? NYA, ARE YOU IN HERE?!

Lloyd: Oh No! NO! STOP!!

Nya: What?! Brad?! What are you doing in here??!!

Brad: No time to talk!! Look, I need whatever you have to make your hair look like that!!

Nya: What?! Dude!! Stay out of my bathroom!!

Brad: Just give me this!!

Nya: Dude!!

Brad: Come on!!

Kai: NYA!! Why are you still here!?!?!

*Time passes*

Skylor: He's been in there a long time-

Kai: Yeah. He really has. What are you doing in there??

*Brad walks out*

Kai: Ohh

Brad: Nothing of importance.

Kai: What-What happened to your... mane??

Lloyd: Ummmmm

Brad: IDK what UR talking about.

Skylor: Excuuuse..

Kai: Hehe

Lloyd: That's not how that was before.

Brad: I think you must have been seeing differently it is always been like this.

Skylor: I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing.

Lloyd: Things Change!!!

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Skylor: I - Never have I ever - umm - made out with a pillow and pretended it was someone else!

Kai: I can't. I can't..

Brad: Shoot

Skylor: I know all about that. I learned, so many things

Brad: Wait, Kai? You... You didn't move forward either, did you?

Kai: No. You didn't move forward, either! So why don't you- wow. Is Skylor unto something with you?! I can't believe this!!

Brad: Pttt. Unto something with both of us??

Kai: You drag me into this. Don't drag me into this.

Brad: Don't throw yourself out of the conversation here!

Kai: Okay! Fine, you know what?! Maybe I do have a very expensive, very well-drawn I got commissioned.

Something from an artist- for a kinda-

I don't know!!!

Anyway!

So! What about you?!

Brad: Mine's a little bit more simpler than that.

*Walks closer to Kai*

You're trying to get private details from someone here, that is very, out of-

Can you just send me a link for that stuff??

Kai: Yea yeah yeah

Brad: I was trying so hard-

Lloyd: What are you guys talking about?

Kai: It's fine

Brad: Nothing important!! Nothing important!

Kai: Your boyfriend makes out with a pillow.

Lloyd: What?!

Brad: You heard nothing! Next question, plz.

So, yeah, Kai. Just send me that link, whenever u get the chance, when we're done here.

Kai: Yeah, okay alright!

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Brad: Well, Skylor. Since you were so nice for targeting me the last time for that. Why don't we go along the same route, shall we??

Never have I ever had a weave in my hair.

Skylor: Okay ALRIGHT! That is not..

Brad: Evil chuckle

Kai: It makes your hair look nice, thou~!

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Skylor: I knew I should've gotten those space pants.

Kai: I mean, you may have space in ur pants, considering-

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Skylor: We're all friends :) Happy, happy, happy-

Brad: Suck-Up.

Skylor: Happy. Friends. >:)

Brad: So elated that you're here. >:D

Lloyd: Guyssss

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Brad: I have thought of a broad one. Everyone will get a point.

Skylor: It's bad to target people.

Brad: You know, I agree for once..

Never have I ever had a dad who changed someone else's species.

Skylor: what

Kai: Gaspppp!

Hooooohohohoho.

Skylor: I

Kai: And that's the tea, sis! WOW!

Brad: Oh. Oh. Oh dear.

Lloyd: Not very nice.

Kai: Piping hot!!

Brad: Did I mistake something??

Kai: Since we going this way..

Never have I ever drawn snek tattoos on pictures of people. In pictures.

Skylor: I

Kai: I haven't done that.

Brad: Chuckles

Skylor: You haven't done that...?

Kai: Nope, not in pictures! I drew them on Oc's, but that's about it.

Skylor: Whatever. Snake tattoos are cool, you know?

Kai: They totally are cool.

Skylor: Doesn't matter who they're on.

Lloyd: They are cool, but you don't draw them on random people.

Skylor: That's not random people! Uh.. nevermind..

Lloyd: If not random peoplen who is it???

Kai: Gasp

Skylor, who drew them on only the ninja: Uhhhhh. It's my turn!!

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Skylor: Never have I ever made out in a movie theater.

Kai: Wow. You, uh-

Skylor: Listen. There's a lot... Um... that I haven't done... in my life.

Kai: Th-Thats fine.

Skylor: But, I wanna win.

Kai: You do what's right for you bud.

Skylor: I wanna win.

Kai: I support you. I'm supporting you.

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Lloyd: Never have I ever fooled around.. at my job!

Skylor: I mean. What if you never had a job?

Kai: Ptttttttth

Lloyd: Well then, I guess-

Brad: This is just getting sadder and sadder.

Lloyd: Technically, you never did fool aroun-

Skylor: Yeah! I get to go ahead!!

Lloyd: So.

Kai: Wait, if you don't have a job, how'd you go to the movies??

He said earlier that he never fooled around with someone in the movies. But how did she go to the movies if she never had a job?

Brad: Maybe his date was generous-

Kai: How do we know he had a date??

Brad: Ohhh

Skylor: You know, I used to like playing minigames with you all. But-

Brad: Yeah. And I used to like the Anacondrai before your dad attacked the town. But look where we are.

Lloyd: Gaspppp

Kai: Hahahaha

Skylor: Who's turn is it???

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Brad: Never have I ever had a thing for serpentine.

Kai: Wow!

Skylor: Oh come on!

Kai: I mean, yeah!! What??

Sigh

Lloyd: Hehehe

Brad: Oh wait.

Skylor: Kai~

Brad: Ohhohoho wait a minute.

Skylor: You're not moving~

Brad: That's right~

Kai: Look. Look.

Brad: How could I be so forgetful??

Kai: Wow. Wow. No

Brad: Kai~

Kai: I had a thing for Jay before the venom or before anything!!

So.

That's my proof.

Skylor: You wanna talk about how cool serpentine are??

Kai: Oh, totally....

But! No! Shut up! Not with you! >:(

Skylor: oh :(

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Kai: Never have I ever dyed my hair and it turned out terribly.

Haha

Brad: Gasp!

Lloyd: Ooooo

Skylor: Hahaa! Oh yeah.

Brad: Well, what if I think it turned out great? Does that nullifie it?

Kai: It doesn't matter what you think, it matters what society thinks. How dare u?

Hahaha

Brad: Wh-d?? What do u mean no???

Lloyd: Look. I- that was in the past. I like different things now.

Kai: Heheh.. The past was, like, two mins ago.

Brad: You're telling me dying my hair this color broke you of ur blue hair obsession???

Lloyd: Nooo

Skylor: If you dyed it well, mayb-

Brad: Hush

Lloyd: I'm not saying anything!! I'm not saying anything anymore.. cuz I don't wanna get in trouble..

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Skylor: Never have I ever actually shipped my friends together.

Lloyd and his bets on which ninja would date who: Gaspppp

Kai: That's a good one.

Lloyd: That's such a low blow.

Kai: Do ponies (mlp) count?? I know you (Brad) ship ponies.

Brad: Umm wait. Y-you don't knoooow thaaaat.

Kai: There's nothing wrong with it-

Brad: You're pulling this card right now, Kai??

Kai: I'M JUST ASKING BECAUSE I WANNA WIN I DON'T WANT U 2 WIN!

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Lloyd won!

Kai: Darn it!

Lloyd: Haha

Skylor: With that, I can't imagine someone like him would be into ... bad bois at all.

Brad: Sky, we're gonna need to have another talk here, okay?

Kai: Hahaha!

Now what's your prize??

Lloyd: Skylor's Wallet!!

Skylor: Awww eh-

Kai & Lloyd: Yeaaaaah!

Brad: What???

Kai: Let me see that!

Skylor: Oh come on! Whyyyy

Lloyd: Here u go.

Kai: Gasp it's full of hair dye! U know what that means?!

Skylor: n-no.

Kai: Follow me!

Brad: Huh?

Skylor: Okay??

*Time cut*

Kai: Your hair looks so good, Skylor!

Lloyd: Yeah! Ur hair looks soo good!

Skylor: I've been hanging onto this for awhile and I think it's time to bring this back.

Kai: Nice. Nice. Looks really nice.

Brad: What about mine??

...

Kai: Wow, Skylor. It looks really goo- heh

Lloyd: Skylor! It's amazing!

Skylor: Ah yes. Thank u

Brad: wh- after all of the- I went through all the trouble- I had to talk to Nya...

Lloyd: I told you leave it alone-

Brad: Fine *leaves*

*Lloyd leaves too*

Kai: Haha

Skylor: And that's how you dye a good dye..

@mqthefandomfreak, I made another. Reqonize it?? >:]

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