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beesinaskirt · 2 days

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Kai: Why do they call it 'blood loss'?

Kai: It's not lost, I know excactly where it went

Kai: Its right over there

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hawkflame999 · 1 day

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A few incorrect quotes from my Secrecy AU.

So you all asked for Incorrect quotes, huh? well here they are! —----------------------------------------------------- Cole: LLOYD! Get out of your true form RIGHT NOW! You could get seen!

Lloyd: Ugh, fine it’s not like we’re in the deepest, darkest, most shadowy corner in a city of all time, so I'll go back to pretending to be fully human….

Kai: Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon Spinjitzu-

Lloyd: *Sighs and shifts to human form* There. Happy? Wu: Lloyd, you have to be careful, especially in the city.

Lloyd: Yes, uncle!

The other five: ........

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Wu: Okay, I want you all to be very honest, and I want you to know I'm not very angry, so tell the truth.

Everyone: Wu:

Wu: Cole….Jay….Kai….And Zane.

Cole: What!?!?! Why are we getting blamed for this?

Wu: Well, you’re the ones who taught Lloyd the basics… at least that’s what you said you were doing.

All four: uh….. Wu:

Wu: When I said you could teach Lloyd how to drive, I didn't mean you could teach him how to drift.

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Lloyd: You couldn’t sleep guys either?

Cole: Yup, us too, little buddy.

Kai and Nya: Uh huh.

Zane: It appears so.

Jay: What Zane said.

Wu, walking in: WHY ARE ALL SIX OF YOU AWAKE AT 3AM?

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Lloyd: Uncle, can you tell me about how my dad was when he was younger? Wu: Well, as children me and your father would play hide and seek.

Lloyd: And?

Wu: And whenever Garmadon found me he’d pretend to be a child-eating monster and chase me around.

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Skylor, holding on for dear life: Do any of you even have car licenses??? Zane, Kai, Cole, Jay, Nya, and Lloyd in perfect unison: NOPE!

Skylor: THEN WHY ARE WE HIJACKING A FREAKING PLANE?!?!?!?!

Jay: Just because we don’t have licenses doesn’t mean we don’t know how!

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Jay: Soooo who’s gonna say it?

Kid!Lloyd: Say what?

Kai: You had a nightmare.

Lloyd: No I didn’t!

Zane: Explain why you woke up screaming, then.

Lloyd:

Nya: Exactly.

Lloyd: *groans* This is why I hate being the youngest, your siblings always see through you at the worst of times!

Kai: Calm down buddy, now what was the nightmare about?

Lloyd: I’m not saying.

Cole: You sure? Come on, tell us!

Lloyd: Make me.

Jay: *smirking* Oh, really?Or do you want a visit from the tickle monster?

Lloyd: *Nervous* Okay, okay! I’ll tell you!

Nya: Good.

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Lloyd: Uncle Wu! How did you find us?

Wu: I saw an explosion and recalled something about ‘Jumping Yōkai Hunters’.

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Zane, looking under the bed with a flashlight: Lloyd, are you ready to come out and interact with people?

Kid!Lloyd, under bed: *growls* HISSSSSSSS! Zane: understandable, have a nice day.

Jay:

Jay: At this rate, he’l never come out from under there. It been two days. Cole: should i jst pull him out? Kai: yeah, he hasn't been eating.

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Lloyd: I can't believe we're doing this.

Kai: Look on the bright side, at least this time we're not crashing a vehicle into Sensei's tea shop.

Cole: Yeah, this time we're just evading the police while riding stolen motorcycles.

Nya: Oh, joy.

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Jay: So, who's up for a game of hide and seek?

Lloyd: Not it!

Cole: Not it!

Kai: Not it!

Jay: ...Seriously?

Nya: It's okay, i'll be it.

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Cole: So, who's up for a game of hide and seek in the dark?

Kai: Uh, Cole, we're already hiding from society. I think we've mastered that game. Cole: Lloyd: Nya:

Skylor:

Cole: So are we playing? Jay: Heck yeah.

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Misako: Why do I always get dragged into your crazy plans?

Jay: Because you're one of only our friends with a driver's license.

Misako: I regret ever getting that license.

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Kai: We need to get to the middle of the city, but we can’t without the police seeing us!

Jay: Hang on, lemme cause a blackout!

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Zane: Ok, we need to get to the other side of the cliff……. ICE SLIDE!

Nya: I'll help make it slippery, too!

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Zane, Kai, Cole, Jay, Nya, and Lloyd: Are we in trouble?

Wu: take a guess.

Kai: No?

Wu:

Wu: take another guess.

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Sensei Garmadon: Lloyd, back when our uncle was younger, he’d sneak off when me and your grandfather weren’t looking and get into a lot of trouble. Sometimes I joined him.

Lloyd: really?

Sensei Garmadon: Yes, and it started up with the other Elementals too. And I see that your generation has inherited it, especially you.

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Cole: Well if the way out of this is the sewers…

Zane: Come on, we can see in the dark!

Jay: What I'm worried about is the POLICE ARE TRYING TO SEND US TO AN ORPHANAGE BECAUSE THEY THINK WE’RE A BUNCH OF ORPHAN STREET KIDS.

Nya: That isn’t too far from the truth, though.

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Cole: How did we end up on top of a moving train again?

Zane: It seemed like the quickest way to get to the other side of the city without being seen.

Kai: Plus, it's a great view from up here!

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Lloyd: Okay, we need a plan. Who's got one?

Jay: raises hand

Kai: Jay, your last plan involved us getting stuck in a tree for three hours.

Jay: But we got away, didn't we?

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Lloyd: Why do I always have to be the distraction?

Cole: Because you're the youngest and most innocent-looking.

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Lloyd: Why do we always end up in these crazy situations?

Cole: Because we're the ninja, Lloyd. It's practically in the job description.If being a ninja has a job description….

Kai: Yeah, but I don't remember "evading the police while riding a stolen rickshaw" being listed anywhere.

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That's it for now :D Part One of This AU

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ambriel-angstwitch · 1 month

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Cole: We're kind of missing something guys.

Zane: Cohesion?

Lloyd: Teamwork?

Kai: A general sense of what we're doing?

Nya: No, we lost Jay somehow

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garden-bug · 4 months

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Jay every bedtime idk

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multiplepants · 1 year

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Guys We Need More Ninjago Memes

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thirdlotusprince3 · 14 days

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Master Wu: I’m leaving now. Zane is in charge. I’ve left notes for each of you with instructions.

Kai: Mine just says “Kai no.”

Master Wu: And you can apply that to any situation.

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cosmothealien358 · 15 days

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Nya: The moon is beautiful tonight.

Jay: *sighs* It really is.

*The ninja watching them having a romantic moment from the doorway*

Sora: ...should I tell them that's just a tortilla you just threw at the window?

Arin: Please don't.

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threemoonwatchers · 24 days

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Movie!Zane: Nice day to be young and made of skin, don’t’cha think?

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theaceofarrows · 9 months

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[Based on my last post]

Nimona: [shapshifts]

Lloyd: Woah, are you an oni??

Nimona: I'm Nimona

Hunter: [nodding] And I'm Hunter; Daemonne-Noceda-Clawthorne

Lloyd: [whispering] And I thought Montgomery Garmadon was a mouth full

Nimona: Ooh! I got one of those long last names too! Boldheart-Goldenloin

Nimona: The boss and his BF just don't know it yet

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unicornblossom13 · 2 months

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“I told you, I don’t wanna join your ninja boy band.” -Kai [to Wu], pilot

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beesinaskirt · 17 hours

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Jay: I feel so much better. It's like I'm surfing on a wave of positivity. Man, repressing your feelings is great.

Zane: No.

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hawkflame999 · 2 months

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Things Wu Has Probably Said At One Point In Pilots-S2.

"Kai, I don't care who in all of existence taught you that word, but no cursing- "What do you mean you heard some customer at Four Weapons say it? Oh god, curse the fact that Ray and Maya disappeared-"

"Zane, we don't sit in the fridge- yes, thank you for stepping out."

"Cole I don't know why you're lying in this letter you're writing to your father but- Oh, I see. Ok."

"Jay, why are you outside in the middle of the night in a thunderstorm- yes, that's why you kept getting struck by lightning, your element is the reason."

"Nya, please explain what Kai is doing-"

"Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon Spinjitzu, what are you doing up at Three. A. M. "No, you aren't old enough to stay up- YOU'RE EIGHT YEARS OLD, CUB!

"No. go to bed or I'm moving your bed to my room so I can keep an eye on you. Do you want that?

"Then go to bed. Right. Now."

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ambriel-angstwitch · 6 months

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Lloyd: Kai you kissed Cole!

Kai: I know

Lloyd: What do you mean 'you know??

Kai: What do 'you mean what do you mean??! It's not like you can kiss a person by accident!

Kai: Besides it's not the first time I've kissed Cole

Lloyd: What?!

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almostaccurateninjagoquotes · 8 months

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WyldFyre: I think I got your lunch.

WyldFyre: *pulls out a note saying: "I am very proud of you. Love, Dad"*

Arin: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me.

Arin: *holds up a note saying: "Be good. For the love of the Master please be good."*

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traffic-light-eyes · 5 months

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Ninja as when my friend got high

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Jay: I TURNED INTO A SNAKE. I HAVE A TAIL. I was in the fridge and it just happened

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Kai: Do I sound like a Disney villain?

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Cole: I TURNED INTO A FUCKING FRIDGE. I've never been a fridge before.

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Jay: Lloyd's Bitmoji is mad at me cause I turned into a fridge.

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thirdlotusprince3 · 28 days

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Nya: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Lloyd: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Nya: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Lloyd: but I heard a siren.

Nya: That was Jay screaming.

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