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#incorrect Ninjago quotes
beesinaskirt · 3 days
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Jordana: Stop calling me a bad person just because im orchestrating your downfall 🙄
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kaiaden · 16 hours
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What keeps you alive?
Lloyd: *visibly tired and done with life and destiny’s bs*
Lloyd: *in the most dead inside tone* Ninja never quit
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ambriel-angstwitch · 2 months
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Cole: We're kind of missing something guys.
Zane: Cohesion?
Lloyd: Teamwork?
Kai: A general sense of what we're doing?
Nya: No, we lost Jay somehow
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garden-bug · 4 months
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Jay every bedtime idk
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threemoonwatchers · 29 days
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Movie!Zane: Nice day to be young and made of skin, don’t’cha think?
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multiplepants · 1 year
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Guys We Need More Ninjago Memes
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thirdlotusprince3 · 19 days
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Master Wu: I’m leaving now. Zane is in charge. I’ve left notes for each of you with instructions.
Kai: Mine just says “Kai no.”
Master Wu: And you can apply that to any situation.
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cosmothealien358 · 21 days
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Nya: The moon is beautiful tonight.
Jay: *sighs* It really is.
*The ninja watching them having a romantic moment from the doorway*
Sora: ...should I tell them that's just a tortilla you just threw at the window?
Arin: Please don't.
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hawkflame999 · 2 months
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Things Wu Has Probably Said At One Point In Pilots-S2.
"Kai, I don't care who in all of existence taught you that word, but no cursing- "What do you mean you heard some customer at Four Weapons say it? Oh god, curse the fact that Ray and Maya disappeared-"
"Zane, we don't sit in the fridge- yes, thank you for stepping out."
"Cole I don't know why you're lying in this letter you're writing to your father but- Oh, I see. Ok."
"Jay, why are you outside in the middle of the night in a thunderstorm- yes, that's why you kept getting struck by lightning, your element is the reason."
"Nya, please explain what Kai is doing-"
"Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon Spinjitzu, what are you doing up at Three. A. M. "No, you aren't old enough to stay up- YOU'RE EIGHT YEARS OLD, CUB!
"No. go to bed or I'm moving your bed to my room so I can keep an eye on you. Do you want that?
"Then go to bed. Right. Now."
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beesinaskirt · 2 days
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Lloyd: Nya.
Nya: Yeah Lloyd?
Lloyd: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine, while it's on?
Nya:
Nya: Where's Kai?
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theaceofarrows · 9 months
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[Based on my last post]
Nimona: [shapshifts]
Lloyd: Woah, are you an oni??
Nimona: I'm Nimona
Hunter: [nodding] And I'm Hunter; Daemonne-Noceda-Clawthorne
Lloyd: [whispering] And I thought Montgomery Garmadon was a mouth full
Nimona: Ooh! I got one of those long last names too! Boldheart-Goldenloin
Nimona: The boss and his BF just don't know it yet
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unicornblossom13 · 2 months
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“I told you, I don’t wanna join your ninja boy band.” -Kai [to Wu], pilot
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ambriel-angstwitch · 6 months
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Lloyd: Kai you kissed Cole!
Kai: I know
Lloyd: What do you mean 'you know??
Kai: What do 'you mean what do you mean??! It's not like you can kiss a person by accident!
Kai: Besides it's not the first time I've kissed Cole
Lloyd: What?!
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WyldFyre: I think I got your lunch.
WyldFyre: *pulls out a note saying: "I am very proud of you. Love, Dad"*
Arin: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me.
Arin: *holds up a note saying: "Be good. For the love of the Master please be good."*
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traffic-light-eyes · 6 months
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Ninja as when my friend got high
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Jay: I TURNED INTO A SNAKE. I HAVE A TAIL. I was in the fridge and it just happened
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Kai: Do I sound like a Disney villain?
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Cole: I TURNED INTO A FUCKING FRIDGE. I've never been a fridge before.
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Jay: Lloyd's Bitmoji is mad at me cause I turned into a fridge.
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threemoonwatchers · 6 months
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Someone random: curious, what kind of creature are you?
Lloyd: I DON’T KNOWWWW
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