itsmoonphobic

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Me every morning in the mirror before I go anywhere

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burning some leitners, as a treat <3 ( tma art tag )

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i want nothing more than to be a quirked up white boy in 2009 with a camcorder and a hot mentally ill friend to help me chase slenderman around in the woods

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The academic urge to study every ancient mythology.

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mutuals i am politely asking you what color i remind you of

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Tektober on Instagram

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no one understands, no one knows my plan!

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tag your favorite person in the entire world in the entire world

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Mmm. Bored and wanna update this blog so here we go with some basic ass questions-

1. I have one older sister

2. A stuffed bunny with only one ear that I named Felix

3. A gameplay

4. A song I listened to made me realize that I've grown up too fast

5. Loyalty and confidence

6. "Im the founder of the mickey mouse clubhouse"

7. Somewhere cold and quiet

8. "I don't need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off."

9. "Some people can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe."

10. My sister

11. Discord

12. Currently 3 unfinished stories I never seem to be satisfied with

13. Geography

14. A mix of loner and floater?? Idk I just doodled durin class - I did participate in a game tv show so thats somethin

15. I was cocky and a loud know-it-all so no, i dont think so lmaoo

16. A cropped black hoodie with moon phrases

17. Long dresses and tight skirts

18. Cartwheels

19. Acceptin my body and me for who I am - self respect

20. I lost track

21. Year is almost over im a little late lmao-

22. Leo - the ego and drama enthusiast

23. Grunge kidscore

24. My face shape

25. Bein more empathetic

26. My favorite thing about tumblr is bein able to receive compliments for my writin

27. That they wouldn't like my present

28. Overthinkin

29. Antarctic <3

30. Owls

31. 🔪

32. Tiny pine trees

33. Nothin I can think of

34. "Working on a field ain't such a bad idea, go for it."

35. Absolutely

36. No

37. I'm supportive??

38. A friend for life, somebody I grew up with

39. Forehead / Top of the head - preferably nowhere

40. I don't really remember

41. Donuts

P U R E A S K S

Do you have siblings? How many?

What was you favourite toy as a child?

Last thing that made you laugh

Last thing that made you cry

What traits do you like about yourself

What’s your last text that you sent (do not give any context)

Dream place to live?

Favourite quote from a tv show

Favourite quote from a movie

Last person you called

First app you check when you wake up?

Is there anything in your drafts/queue

Favourite school subject

What high school stereotype were/are you

Do you think your teachers liked you in school?

Favourite article of clothing?

Fashion fears

What is one skill you want to learn

Have you learnt anything in self isolation

Have you fulfilled any goals you had for 2020

Any goals for 2021

How much do you think you fit into the description of your star sign

What would you say your aesthetic is?

You can change one physical trait about yourself what would it be?

You can change one of your personality traits, what would it be?

Finish the sentence : “My favourite thing about tumblr is...”

What is the last assumption you made?

The last mistake you made?

Would you rather live in the Sahara or Antarctic

Favourite animal

What is ‘your’ emoji

Last thing you bought that was so bad that it was good

Something you bought but were never able to wear because of covid

What is the best piece of advice you received

Is love something that scares you?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

What would a romantic partner say is your best quality?

What does the person that is physically the closest to you right at this moment mean to you?

Favourite place to be kissed

Last person you had a dream about?

Kinda stupid but... cupcakes or donuts?

#ask list #asks #list #reblog #questions #question list #ask game #long post #ask moon

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istfg if someone digs up ANOTHER old post of mine and starts a reblog chain im gonna combust

And we are all grateful for that Techno 🙏🏻

#mcyt #minecraft youtubers #/lh

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Right y'all okay- Who THE FUCK KEEPS FINDIN MY OLD POSTS AND CAUSIN A CHAIN OF REBLOGS??

I‘ll take your entire stock-

#tw caps #mcyt #/lh

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Yoo just out of curiosity, r u still into dsmp or mcyt in general?

I'm still into mcyts but I lost interest in the dsmp :)

#mcytblr #mcyt #ask moon

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Omfg I forgot I used to spam people's dashboards with this -

Goodnight mcytblr,I hate you all but apparently it's against tumblr's algorithms that I try to track down your locations so I will stick with a threat if you don't say it back :)

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That is adorable

It’s been a while, haven’t really got any writing so show, but I am alive and crocheting.

#literally only come on this blog to interact with your stuff

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MCYT AUgust by me and @ghostofsilas Day 24: School AU

This guy is part of @itsmoonphobic’s Summer Vacation AU storyline that we’ve got going on on this Tumblr.

Lemme know if you want to be part of the taglist: @sleepysnails @causeimfabulous

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Tommy was the king of bad ideas, he could admit that, and he accepted it.

But this was a great idea and no one could tell him otherwise. Perhaps Techno looked incredibly disappointed every time Tommy brought it up, but what does he know?

Purpled was on his shift at the MooPop Café when he was told; he got them another server for the rest of their stay. Ranboo burrowed his face in his hands.

But Tubbo, the godsent that Tubbo was, was willing to help him even though he believed it was a horrible idea. They both looked expectantly at Ranboo and that’s how they got to where they are today.

Tommy and Tubbo are on the school roof and Ranboo is in the teacher parking lot three stories below.

This was a great idea.

You see, Tommy wanted to go bungee jumping, but that was expensive and far. So why not do it from the school?

“Many reasons,” Tubbo had said back in the café.

“But look. See. They have this platform ledge thing. It’s basically a crane. So if we get a crane I can jump!”

“How are we gonna get a crane Tommy?”

“We aren’t!” Tommy had said gleefully. “We’re going to use a fishing rod.”

Ranboo groaned.

“This is a horrible idea,” current Tubbo proclaimed as he threaded the fishing rod with stretch cords who’s packaging said it could carry Tommy’s weight. “Like a really bad idea.”

“Of course it is!” Tommy put on his ziplining harness and hooked the other end of the cord to it. “We’ll be fine.”

“I don’t think we will be. We are gonna get expelled for this.”

“No we won’t.”

“You aren’t worried about him dying?” Ranboo asked incredulously through speaker phone. “That thought hasn’t occurred to you?”

“It did. But Tommy’s not dead yet, and you weren’t there for the plane jumping incident.”

“I don’t want to know.”

“Good,” Tubbo said, tightening the cord. “Let’s hope I don’t fall.”

“Run us through the plan again Tommy?”

Tommy clapped loudly. “So! So so so. What’s going to happen Boo-Boy, it that you’re gonna pump up that air mattress. Then Tubbo and I will stand on the edge of the roof and I will jump. Because of the length of the fishing rod I will not hit the side of the building.”

“Are you sure about that?”

“Yes. And then, Ranboo you will be on the ground. If the cord snaps and I fall, you will try to time unplugging the air mattress with when I fall into it. Because I’ve watched those stunt guys, they fall from super high into stunt mattresses and then the air spreads out and doesn’t hurt them. So we’re doing that! But with an air mattress.”

Tubbo started walking towards the edge of the building. “This is the fourth time you’ve explained this and it doesn’t sound any safer. Let’s do it!”

“Yeah!”

“Yeah!”

“No!” Purpled yelled, running onto the roof. “Stop! You guys are so dumb!”

“Hi Purpled.” Tommy saluted and took a running leap off the building. “Bye Purpled!”

“Tommy!” Purpled ran forward. Tommy was a lost cause, but he could at least grab onto Tubbo to keep him from following after Tommy because of the momentum. He grabbed the back of Tubbo’s sweatshirt and managed to pull him back.

Tubbo could feel when the cord snapped, because it sent him and Purpled flying backwards.

“Shit. Shit. Shit,” came through the phone. “Turn to your back Tommy!” they heard Ranboo scream.

Tubbo scrambled to the edge on his stomach and watched Ranboo unplug the air mattress just before Tommy hit it. The air dissipated and Tommy sunk into the ground.

Ranboo scrambled over to check if Tommy was okay.

“I do not see any kind of head injury on him.”

Tubbo and Purpled watched Ranboo check over the boy very briefly.

Then Tommy batted Ranboo’s arms away and jumped up. “I wanna do that again!”

“No!”

“Never!”

“Tommy, no!”

“Tommy, yes!”

“That’s enough of you.”

“But Ranboo!”

“Nope. Nu-uh. You’ve had your fun. You did the thing. We are skipping class right now.”

“Fine. See you in class Tubzo!”

“Bye Tommy!” Tubbo said before ending the phone call. “Sorry, Purpled.”

“You better be,” he said, pulling himself up. “The office called my class to tell us that my friends were on the roof. I jumped.”

“So did Tommy.”

Purpled looked Tubbo in the eyes for one second before screaming in despair.

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YES.

MCYT AUgust by me and @ghostofsilas Day 7: Prank War AU

This guy is part of @itsmoonphobic’s Summer Vacation AU storyline that we’ve got going on on this Tumblr.

Lemme know if you want to be part of the taglist: @sleepysnails @causeimfabulous

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Purpled needed to get his friends back and give them a taste of their own medicine. Whether it was for all the times he had ever gotten himself dragged away somewhere unwillingly, during the day and during the night; or it was for that specific time Ranboo made him dye his own hair orange, it didn’t matter. Purpled needed to get them back or all the horrible horrible things they’ve done to him.

If he’s being honest, it’s all in harmless fun, but Purpled hasn’t gotten a full night’s sleep in about three months. Purpled misses his sleep. There’s nothing he can do to stop the early morning and late night wake ups, but he can curb it if he’s lucky.

He doesn’t know what to do.

Last time he got them back he filled their room with balloons, but he needed to go bigger. Much bigger. He needed to do something that would actually fucking making TommyInnit stop in his tracks for half a second. That’s all he’s asking for. Half a second. Not even. Tommy just needs to pause before he carries on with his day.

What to do? What to do?

Sleep.

Sleep!

His precious.

Fucking.

Sleep.

That’s what he’d go after.

Purpled was a sane man. He prided himself on having the brain cell when hanging out with his friends. He was completely sane and this wasn’t a bad idea that could backfire at all. Nope. No way this could go wrong.

Tommy liked his room, he slept in his room–no matter what the mass of sticky notes left around Techno’s house might tell you.

Tommy valued his sleep as well, that’s why he was prone to disco naps to make up for the time spent harassing Purpled in the middle of the night.

It’s not fair. It’s not. That Tommy can just come prancing into their rooms and harassing them in the middle of the night to go hang out. It’s not just Purpled, there have been many a time where the first thing they did upon his waking was to go grab Ranboo.

But Purpled seems to be the only one who cares.

And this is why he’s the one with the brain cell.

Which he is using–very wisely thank you very much–to buy out all of the alarm clocks from three different stores.

Earlier that morning Purpled had texted Tubbo, asking if he could get Tommy out of the house. When Purpled arrived he was pleased to discover that it was empty, and that Tubbo had delivered.

Purpled dumped his shopping bags on the bed. He had 57 alarm clocks in total. Purpled smiled; this would be fun.

He then spent the next two hours setting everything up. He had many different types of alarm clocks, but they’d all make a shrill loud noise.

He mentally apologised to Mr. and Mrs. Innit before winding the first clock. Tommy would be in bed between the hours of midnight and eight am. Purpled spaced the times at approximately ten minutes apart each time. Some were five. Some were twenty. Some were seven. Some were thirteen. It didn’t really matter as long as it went.

Purpled then hid all of the alarm clocks. Some went in the dresser, some went on top of the closet, some went under the bed, some went between the bed and the wall, and one was even placed on the nightstand. That’s the last one that would ring at eight thirty, like a normal alarm clock.

It would be great. It would be glorious.

Purpled couldn’t wait to find out that Tommy had spent the night at Techno’s and that his parents got an earful of shrill that wouldn’t be turned off.

Purpled knew how light of a sleeper Tommy was. If he slept in his room. Purpled would win.

For about a day.

No. No. Purpled had the brain cell. This was a good idea. Nothing was going to go wrong.

He clapped the dust off of his hands and left the building. He may have come back in to warn Tommy’s parents and swear them to secrecy, but that was neither here nor there.

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Bitch Boy Is it done? Cause if it’s done I hate you If it’s not done then you are a monster and i hate you even more I stayed in my room I’ll have you know I could have left I could have gone But I stayed in this god forsaken room and slept I didn’t sleep I hate you I get it You don’t win I’m still going to wake you up in the middle of the night to go bowling

Purpled Bowling alleys aren’t open at that time

Bitch Boy I hate you So much

Purpled Good morning!

Bitch Boy Bad morning, dickhead

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IM- HSUSUSJWJWJAH. ehem.

CLOVE. CIPHER- MY BESTIE. *sobs* THAT BOOK

💳💥💳💥💳💥 I NEED IT ASAP- Thank you sm :( I love it

The Pirate Captain's Gift

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @itsmoonphobic YOU DUMB FUCK (/pos), HAVE OUR IDIOTS BEING BESTIES

the simic hybrid grinned as their ship docked in the familiar and welcoming city. the fresh air and bustling streets reminded them of why they always missed home so much.

"damn i forgot how nice Goldcrest looked tnis early in the morning" they chuckled, stepping off their boat and stretching, letting out a sigh of relief as their muscles relaxed.

minutes later, the bell that signaled it was nine o'clock in the morning rang out, causing them to gasp, their mind instantly darting to the reason they rushed the crew to be back on this exact day. it was Lotus' birthday today! however, remembering it and getting home one time was the easy part, fiding him would be a whole different story. thankfully, it was very early in the morning, so they had a while to look.

after 30 minutes of strolling around the city and keeping their eye out for the birthday boy, their eyes caught a flash of a black cloak as a figure darted across the rooftops. "gotcha" Fallon grinned to themself as they chased the black silhouette of their best friend, instantly recognizing where he was going.

after running for five minutes Fallon came to a large archway, it was old and probably falling apart, but it brought on a sense of comfort in the pirate captain. the rest of the way was like instinct to them, they could walk the way with their eyes closed, still perfectly following the old path.

minutes later they arrived at the small, abandoned cottage, that no one had lived in for well over twenty years. on the roof they saw the birthday boy staring off into the distance, probably admiring the view of the large mountain that their city was cosily nestled under.

"long time no see, eh Lotus?" they shouted up, a mischievous grin on their face and the rogue jumped out of his skin. he facepalmed slightly as soon as he recognised the vpice and glared at them. the venomous glare caused Fallon to break down into a fit of laughter as they climbed the ladder that lead to the roof.

"idiot." Lotus muttered, a sour expression still painted on his face, which caused Emrys to jokingly roll their eyes. "c'mon Lotus! ive been gone for six months! the least you could do is greet your friend with a hug!" they jokingly reasoned, dramatically throwing their arms out to welcome a hug. the tiefling rogue just snorted and rolled his eyes, shaking his head. "absolutely not, no hugs"

"it's great to be home," Fallon laughed, sitting down and relaxing on the rooftop. "which reminds me, i targeted to come home for a very specific day and to my knowledge, i met that goal exactly so, happy birthday Lotus" their grin was replaced with a genuine smile of pride as they reached into their small satchel and pulled out a delicately designed book

the declaration caused Lotus' head to snap to the side, a slight look of astonishment on his face. his eyes only widened as he lowered his gaze to the present that Fallon was giving him.

the cover of the book was made out of fine leather that was dyed a deep, dark purple colour, it was embellished with the shape of a knife, delicately outlined with gold. he flipped open the cover to fund a small note written on the first page.

"Lotus,

Happy birthday you sneaky bastard, im so proud of you for coming this far and im so glad i pestered you enough for you to let me join you.

~ Fallon."

"got this beauty custom made at a market down in Snowford about a month back, wish i'd got one for myself" they chuckled. clearly recounting their time in the ice capital with fondness. "thank you... it's beautiful" ue sounded speechless, gently examining the book. Fallon nodded understandingly and smiled.

after some more time on the rooftop, another bell rung out through the city, signalling it was twelve o'clock. "shit, i need to go unload the boat and catch up with a few close friends at the tavern, i'll see you around Lotus, feel free to stop by the ship anytime, im docked for another month!" they shouted up as they descended the ladder, you could practically hear the excitement radiating from them which caused Lotus to snort slightly.

as they waved and spun around, starting to jog towards the general direction of the docks, Lotus felt a sudden surge of desperation flood through them.

"Hey Fal'?" he called after them causing them to spin around, curiosity laced on their features, their head tilting slightly. "it's nice to have you home, let's go on a mission sometime soon! maybe do some bounty hunting, like we always used to!"

"i'd like that!" Fallon called back, a large grin on their face, waving once more before spinning around and dashing off into the distance.