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I think the progression of Valentine’s Day to Single’s Day to Brutal Pipe Murder Day very fun, actually

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*shaves my legs* hm. Maybe life is worth living

#text post

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It’s just me and my fried rice against the world, shrimpie

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It is comforting for me to know that there will be more bad days. Today is not the last day. There will be other days in my life, more time to live and be upset and call my mom when I am sad. This is not the end. I will keep going, no matter what.

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My phone just asked me if my period has started yet

Like girl,,,, it never stopped

#text post #please help #I’m dying #it’s been 47 days now #I feel like I should get a world record for this

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So like. Who exactly is ‘Carl’s’ from Carl’s Jr.

The apostrophe implies either a possessive or a contraction. Either it is ‘the Junior that belongs to Carl’ or ‘Carl is Junior’, or else it implies that the restaurant chain itself is the Junior, and somewhere in the vast unknown of time there is a Father Restaurant, a Carl’s or perhaps a Carl’s Senior.

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You know I really feel like my family should have figured out I was not a girl when they discovered I was thrilled at the prospects of 3-in-1 shampoo and clothes from costco

#no straight cis woman would have a wardrobe fully made of the exact same black t shirt from costco #I was so excited #finally!! #I can use the same substance for all three of my shower needs! #leaving me more time to stare at nothing and ponder the Void #costco #lgbt #text post #trans #funny

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Reblogging because guess what happened again!

Girl help, I’m being queerbaited into another fandom

#world’s best engineer #trash of the count's family #omniscient reader webtoon #orv #dirk gently #the s classes that i raised #bplease I am begging you show me canon joongdok #text post

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He’s pounding my ass when I sink the venomous spurs on my hind legs into him, call that platybussy

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How many trans women named Lola live in Soho. Please somebody send me demographics. There’s no particular reason it would just make me happy

#text post #Lola #music #transgender #trans

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My boss: Hey I don’t want to pry or anything, but I’m curious- why did you go into Celtic Studies, of all things?

Me: I like bog bodies a normal amount, yes

My boss: What on earth is a bog body?

Me, vibrating: do you want the speech, the PowerPoint, or the formal essay,

#bog body #bogs #bodies #BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY #text post #Celtic studies #celtic #ireland #I have handmade visuals too #people sometimes make the mistake of letting me speak

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Fully did not realize that mommy milkers could refer to anything other than the big juicy badonkahonkers of extremely buff men. Shocked and dismayed. 

#listen it's just not funny! #it's not funny if its for women #it's degrading and misogynisitic! #but for men? #peak comedy. #objectification being used the right way #sometimes I forget people are actually attracted to women #sorry #text post #mommy milkers #sorry to pethaucwiar in particular I know you have to read all my posts

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did you let me die in your arms in the timeloop

#orv #omniscient reader webtoon #omniscient reader's viewpoint

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Say what you will about the bird but I do find it cosmically funny that duo teaches you the Welsh word for househusband before he ever teaches you what the word for wife is

#the vibes may be off #but duo is NOT a misogynist #Duolingo #duolingo owl #cymraeg #welsh #text post

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I need somebody to eat fresh pineapple salt and vinegar chips and la croix together to tell me what Angry Bees In Your Mouth tastes like

#text post #salt and vinegar #la croix #like obviously it wouldn’t taste GOOD #but what would it taste like?? #I would do this myself but pineapple gives me mouth sores and la croix fucking sucks

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I am TRYING to feel better because I am sick but my comfort show is a food anime and this is making the fact that I haven’t been able to eat for three days sigNIFICANTLY worse

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One day I want to fall asleep in zero gravity and bounce around like some kind of living dvd logo