jermaeda

[jermaeda]

So how my friend became a plug

#jerma985 #catboy jerma #jerma #jermaeda #nagito komaeda #bff #best friends #storytime

[jermaeda]

CBJ X Herobrine

Written by jermaeda (Catboy Jerma)

cbj one morning hears a knock on the door. *oh great, komaeda's selling again. it's probably banana.*

he opens the door to reveal... oh god. catboy jerma's heart sinks to his ass. it's herobrine. how did he even find his house?! now's not the time to ask questions... he has to get to the bottom of this. "U-um"... *wait... i'm BLUSHING!!!*

herobrine starts to sing:

& im pretty tipsy t-t-t-t-tipsy t-t-tipsy

*they sing together*

so fucking tipsy...

then herobrine hand feeds me Benadryl. o///o

#jerma985 #catboy jerma #catboy jerma x herobrine #minecraft #fanfic

[jermaeda]

Hey guys so if you didnt mnow, komaeda (my bff) is actually a plug. and honestly he sells some pretty hard shit. like ketamine. ans this yellow fellow (not me of course haha) on the right buys ketamine from komaeda. & honestly like, he buys a fuck ton of ir. so i know the guy tbh . anddd, sometimes, im not gonna lie, he wacks me with a big hammer and chokes me ans theows me against the moldy walls od my house but its all cool. its like cartoon. anywaya. he drew me and him yeah @kasanemichael

[jermaeda]

This day was such a flop. #flop

#flop

[jermaeda]

Catboy Jerma has entered a relationship with Herobrine.

#jerma985 #jerma imagines #jerma #twitch #jermaeda #catboy jerobrine

[jermaeda]

I got a feeling ! That tonight's gonna be a good ! Niguht!

Catboy Jerma does not know the song.

#catboy jerma does not know the song #jerma985 #catboy jerma #jerma #twitch #jermaeda #komaeda #ask #jerma985 story #jermaa #kim dokja

[jermaeda]

do tou do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do tou do you do you

#do you love me #lungs #jerma985 #catboy jerma #jerma #twitch #jermaeda #ask #jerma985 video #video

[jermaeda]

This was so cute. I love the baby gillmen and jerma

#catboy jerma rating #7/10

[jermaeda]

Catboy Jerma's favorite music:

Kittie

Kitty Craft

Starry Cat

Cat Power

Mr.Kitty

#jerma985

[jermaeda]

I can't be pink.

i would like to know, theoretically, if possible. do you know if? if there could even, POSiblly,,.. pplease... can you please tell me if. please/ stop . pink ..................... catboy jerma be pink .

[jermaeda]

i would like to know, theoretically, if possible. do you know if? if there could even, POSiblly,,.. pplease... can you please tell me if. please/ stop . pink ..................... catboy jerma be pink .

#jerma985 #catboy jerma #jaundice

[jermaeda]

this clip is everything to me. the jermacraft intro. the noise. the family guy theme song midi and the way it abruptly stops. the immediate regret followed by stunned silence.

#catboy jerma rating #jerma985 #9/10

[jermaeda]

Call me now

#jerma985 #catboy jerma #nagito komaeda #sdr2 #drug

[jermaeda]

Hey guys. Quick update.

So I recently was released from the corporeal latte art prison Jerma985 had previously entrapped me in, and now I'm gonna sue!

Anyways, I'm really in need of some money. I'm a part cat, one year old living in a trap house & I'm in need of a bit of help. If you didn't know, popular Twitch streamer Jerma985 turned me into latte art. It fucking sucked.

Here's my gofundme.

#donation #jerma985 #catboy jerma #jerma #twitch #jermaeda #komaeda #ask #jerma985 story #jermaa #suing #law

[jermaeda]

have you met jerma

ya a few times

#jerma985 #catboy jerma #catboy jerma meets jerma #jerma985 irl #anime irl #minecraft

[jermaeda]

Catboy jerma whats your favorite ice cream flavor

#jerma985 #catboy jerma #jerma #catboys #indie sleaze #asks #chocolate

[jermaeda]

Cats cats

laughing babies

people falling

hot hot ladies