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April 25 2024

Is finally here.

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YOUR PFP HAS BEEN BOOPED !!!

OMAGA QUE HONOR

#barry allen #the flash #boopers #Amomuchoesto

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amo mucho estos dibujos 🍒⚡

Flash!🗣️

(amo a los vaqueros y amo a Barry)

#barry allen #the flash #batflash #superflash #clark kent #thomas wayne #dc #fanart #Noesmiarte

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barry allen is always wearing sweaters and vests not just because he's a nerd but also because when he was growing up (and really anytime before he got superspeed) he would be really cold. Suddenly drafty rooms and inexplicable wind on a otherwise fine day always around him, so he needed something to be more warm. the wind was of course thawne being his usual hater self doing both petty and totally fucked up thing to absolutely ruin barry's life, and causing some wind in the process. bastard probably knows he made it really cold and embraced it too.

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Okay, but imagine this.

The league needs to get something to the other side of the planet, so Batman says call it, people around him (civilians) will think they'll call Superman or Green Lantern, maybe Wonder Woman, or someone who can get there fast.

But no one arrives, instead a small cheetah arrives in a red suit and a small backpack on his back ready to break the sound barrier and deliver the package.

#barry allen #the flash #justice league #I always believed that Barry's representative animal would be a cheetah. #y eso sería lindo sabes

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*Pretend you don't have a short fanfic based on this scene.*

I’d be confused and flustered if a DILF laced his fingers through mine and then twirled me around, too, Barr.

Flashpoint #1 by Geoff Johns

#barry allen #the flash #thomas wayne

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Happy Birthday to my favorite comic book psychopath<3

Today (February 18th) is Eobard’s birthday! There's celebratory mischief afoot ⚡🏃💨

#eobard thawne

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one of the most ship dynamics of all time

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It is rare to have an oc who is biologically the daughter of Barry and Eobard?

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I think so...

#barry allen #the flash #eobard thawne #Eobarry? #original character #I don't think I should “talk” about this but I would like to tell someone about it #El inglés no es mi primer idioma así que disculpen si hay errores #English is not my first language so sorry if there are mistakes

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Barry : Hey I'm about to get in the shower, you wanna join me?

Snart : there's a pistolet taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don't stop until I'm dead.

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He didn't even think twice about saying it

JLA: Superman who’s your favorite team member

Clark, sweetly: you’re all the finest men and women I have ever had the privilege of knowing and I’d lay down my life for any of you in a heartbeat

JLA: Batman who’s your—

Bruce, without pause: It’s Flash.

#barry allen #the flash #batflash #clark kent #superman #english is not my first language so excuse me if there are mistakes

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Barry Allen: -does magic tricks as a hobby, and sometimes as part of charity fundraising -talks in his sleep -has a favorite food (and it's veal parmesan) -listens to jazz music and is enthusiastic enough about it to take people to jazz lounges to listen to improv jazz -drinks milk by preference -had a crippling fear of roller coasters -took theater classes in college and is trained as a Shakespearean actor (he used his theater training to develop a disguise his voice as the Flash) -has a bachelor's degree -dislikes cars, and driving, but can drive (he prefers to take the train) Now tell me some canon details about your blorbo.

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Caitlin : Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

Barry : I- what?

Snart : My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Lisa : It’s called connotations.

Cisco : Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."

Mick : Great news! Language is now banned!

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this tiny barry thing in the bg from batman/superman: world's finest #13

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The two of them are so cute together, I would love to see Clark hold Barry more often.

Two of the most wholesome people on the JL~ I guess I'm just making "Barry being picked up by people" a series now LOL

#dc #dc comics #barry allen #the flash #superman #clark kent

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Bruce: Barry, trade offer.

Barry: okay?

Bruce: I give you 80 billion dollars and Dick for Wally.

Barry: no...

Bruce: but you love Dick and he listens to you and Iris!

Barry: but I love my son more, and maybe if you stop putting your problems off on others you can fix what you have with Dick.

Bruce: ugh you sound like Alfred!

Barry: okay then, try giving that offer to Iris.

Bruce: perfect! *Leaves*

Wally: I thought you didn't want to get rid of me?

Barry: aw kiddo I don't, you know how your mom is like—

Iris: STOP TRYING TO ADOPT MY SON YOU RICH BASTARD! *hit him with her shoes* BE A FATHER AND FIX YOUR OWN RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CHILD!

Bruce: IRIS PLEASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE HAS DONE I'LL PAY YOU FOR HIM!?

Iris: FUCK NO!

Barry: see, this is called tough love, it's different from what your bios did to you because he can defend himself, now want to get ice cream?

Wally: can we get ice cream with my new friend Dick?

Barry: sure kiddo!

Bruce: BARRY HELP ME!

Iris: nobody can help you now.

Bruce: *high pitched scream*

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He’s so cute :))))