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These could not be more accurate 😂
Incorrect Quotes: AiP AU Edition
AU where Jon and Audrey are not the best role models. And Shawn is Shawn.
Jon: Audrey, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Audrey: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later Jon: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Shawn.
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The squad is trying to con some random guy Jon: Um, Audrey, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family? Audrey: We need money! Jon: You're scamming him? Audrey: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him. Jon: What?! No way! Audrey: Why not? We already stole Shawn! Shawn: Hey guys Jon: No, we didn't. Shawn can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants! Shawn: I wanna steal
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Jon: If Audrey and I were drowning, who would you save? Shawn: You two can’t swim? Audrey: It’s a hypothetical question, Shawn! who would you save? Shawn: my time and effort.
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Jon: We need a distraction. Audrey: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Shawn, whispering: My time has come
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Turner please come to the front desk? Jon, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker points to Audrey and Shawn Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Audrey and Shawn, simultaneously: We got lost :( Jon: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Jon: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Audrey: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Shawn: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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Jon: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Audrey: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Shawn: Smad.
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Jon: How's the sexiest person here? Audrey: I don't know, how are they? Jon, flustered: I- Shawn, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Jon: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Audrey: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Jon: Yes! Shawn: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Do you ever start writing something that you’re excited about and that seems like it’s turning out well and that you’re getting eager to share, and then you start typing it up or doing an edit pass and it’s just awful it’s awful its premise is fundamentally flawed and it’s out of character and the prose is clunky and the plot is badly paced and ludicrous and the whole thing is embarrassing, how could you have done this, how could you have sunk so much time into this, you can’t even look at it, how is this that shining thing you were so excited about, how could you even have considered finishing it let alone sharing it with anyone, you’re crying, your mother is crying, nuns are spontaneously exploding in the streets,
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Bish :3
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Nothing kills your writing progress like, "I need to look that up".
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I don’t care if it’s 1 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
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I love videos of people performing religious ceremonies for small animals. Especially if it’s not something a small animal could participate in theologically.
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If Jondrey doesn't have a friendship, I don't know who does.
@justanotherpersonwhowrites your pairings is awesome and I can't wait to pay tribute to Jon/Sarah in Birthday Wishes. ❤
Thanks, sis😊
My favorite "unhealthy" relationship.
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Gotta love it when a fandom author has to prop their Jon/OC pairing up by trashing Jondrey in their comments. Jondrey's relationship revolves around Shawn? They don't have a friendship? Lol
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I expect this of larger fandoms but not BMW. And not for a CC /OC pairing.
To the other Jon/OC writers who just write and are cool with other fandom writers like @justanotherpersonwhowrites your pairings is awesome and I can't wait to pay tribute to Jon/Sarah in Birthday Wishes. ❤
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being a writer is sometimes just like
“she raised the sword - *stares out of the window for three minutes* - high above her head, its- *plays with pen* - silver skin glinting in the- *gets up and walks around the room* - golden sunlight. her face- *opens tumblr*
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This has probably been done several times over, but I'm posting it regardless. Your participation would be greatly appreciated by this struggling writer who cannot make up her mind. I like both. This is a problem.
Please do reblog for a larger sample size! This author could use just about all the help she can get ;-;
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Saudade: Déjà Vu
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"You're still runnin'," Jon told him bluntly when he didn't respond.
"What are you talkin' about?" Shawn said in confusion. "I'm here. With you. We're gonna go back to the apartment and deal with what separated us."
Jon held his gaze and wouldn't let him look away. "You aren't runnin' from me. You're runnin' from Angela." At the uncomprehending look of shock on Shawn's face, he said more gently, "You need to talk to her."
That was the last thing Shawn expected to hear his father say. "I'm sorry what?"
"You heard me."
"I did, Dad." Shawn couldn't keep the teenager in him suppressed and this came out in a whine of the unfairness of life. "She's married. Gonna have a baby with him." The bitterness around the word came as a surprise to him.
But not to Jon.
"Don't you think it's just a little bit strange that a strong, independent woman like Angela came back to ask an ex-boyfriend if she should have a baby with her husband? An ex-boyfriend she hasn't seen or spoken to in fifteen years?"
Being reminded of the reason she came back to him was like a sword slicing though him. Their entire reunion always felt like a nightmare meant to eternally torment him. Having the kids and seemingly his best friends also trying to force him and Katy together at the time made everything so much worse.
"I couldn't find her if I wanted to," he grumbled.
Jon regarded him fondly then put his arm around him. "Your mom and Angela hit it off pretty well. Big shock, I know." He looked to see if he'd gotten a smile from Shawn.
No dice.
He went on, "You know I don't do social media, and Mom does. You oughta ask her if she and Angela are connected on Instagram."
Shawn gave him a sideways glance. "They are, aren't they?"
He held back a grin and just shrugged. "Ask the woman who stays connected to everyone she's ever met."
Shawn cracked a smile at that, but a feeling of confusion hung over him.
Can I really talk to Angela again?
Read the Rest:
AO3 FFN WattPad
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In the spirit of encouraging people to comment on fanfics while also making it easier to do so, I feel obliged to share a browser extension for ao3 that has quite literally revolutionized the comment game for me.
I present to you: the floating ao3 comment box!
From what I've seen, a big problem for many people is that once you reach the comments at the bottom of a fic, your memory of it miraculously disappears. Anything you wanted to say is stuck ten paragraphs ago, and you barely remember what you thought while reading. This fixes that!
I'll give a little explanation on the features and how it works, but if you want to skip all that, here's the link.
The extension is visible as a small blue box in the upper left corner.
(Side note: The green colouring is not from the extension, that's me.)
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If you click on it, you open a comment box window at the bottom of your screen but not at the bottom of the fic. I opened my own fic for demonstrative purposes.
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The website also gives explanations on how exactly it functions, but I'll summarize regardless.
insert selection -> if you highlight a sentence in the fic it will be added in italics to the comment box
add to comment box -> once you're done writing your comment, you click this button and the entire thing will automatically copied to the ao3 comment box
delete -> self explanatory
on mulitchapter fics, you will be given the option to either add the comment to just the current chapter or the entire fic
The best part? You can simply close the window the same way you opened it and your progress will automatically be saved. So you can open it, comment on a paragraph, and then close it and keep reading without having the box in your face.
Comments are what keep writers going, and as both a writer and a reader, I think it's such an easy way of showing support and enthusiasm.
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Beloved fic: *has updated after months*
Me: Okay people, don't panic, don't panic. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill. Now we just have to read slowly, savour every word and, above all, not read it all in one go like a starved person as we did the last ten times-
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Favorite Character Meme [4/5 Relationships]: Shawn & Feeny
"You uh, you never gave up on me. Never once. I'm not gonna forget you. You're the best person I know."
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Favorite Character Meme [5/5 Relationships]: Shawn & Turner
"Turner took care of you, he loves you. And you love him."
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love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though
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