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JON PERTWEE HAS A TATTOO!?!?!

#threw me off for a good second. i couldnt stop stairing at it #now the information exists in my head that the doctor can regenerate with a tattoo #just wild #i mean its probbaly not cannon but its cannon in my brain

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Hehe hey. Imagine you drill a hole in a block of 3 feet wide, three foot deep cement. The hole goes all the way through the cement and punctures the other side. How many holes does the cement have? One. One hole.

So why the FUCK DO SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT STRAWS HAVE TWO HOLES

#straws #how many holes #straw holes #holes of a straw #straw discorse #seriously why #tumblr discorse

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When I say ‘protect sex workers’ I specifically mean protect them from Mr. Bonzo

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loving the mr bonzo leitneresque hate train because personally i find this fucker one of the funniest things sonny jims has ever written for this universe. what do you mean a government organisation has a list of supernatural assassins and one of them is a sweaty hungry lap dancer monstrosity who used to star in a children’s tv show and now crashes bachelor parties bringing frankly rancid vibes. are you shittin me i love this guy

#MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

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Aaa this looks fun but I have nobody to tag, I'll do it anyway, though. If you come across this feel free to reblog it as if I had tagged you <3

Artist: Autoheart

What's your gender: Too Polite To Fight

How do you feel: Wretch

If you could go anywhere: Into The Woods

Favorite mode of transportation: Time Machine

Your best friend: My Hallelujah

Favorite time of day: The Witching Hour

If your life was a tv show: Hungover In The City Of Dust

Relationship status: Secret Diary

Your fear: Foolishly Wrong

thank you sm for the tag @lifemod17 <3 i had a lot of fun with this!!

using only song titles of one artist/band answer the questions and then tag others

artist: Palaye Royale

what is your gender: Fever Dream

how do you feel: Paranoid

if you could go anywhere: Oblivion

favorite mode of transportation: Hospital Beds

your best friend: Anxiety

favorite time of day: Morning Light

if your life was a TV show: Wasted Sorrows

relationship status: All My Friends

your fear: Dying in a Hot Tub

no pressure tags @strange-and-unappealing @nelsonakis @bitfruity @geodethecrow @mono-chrome-rain-bows @spectroscopic-gayety @chuliann @extinctioninthemorningrays @loewenzahnstrasse @emmyval-fbi-informant @sierpeek @fluffyninja91 @darkerthanblack-666 and everyone else who wants to join! (i'm too anxious to tag more people)

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Personally I don't mind Mr bonzo. I think he's delightful.

*que people screaming at me*

#i think hes nasty for sure but #ive always been a Flesh type of person #and corruption #hes gross like that! #tmagp #the magnus protocol #mr bonzo

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Jo: *having a nice meet-cute with an activist professor in a cozy rural town*

The Doctor's subplot:

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People exist who actually want the Master to be written out of the show? Even temporarily? They’re like…the only other reoccurring character. The only other active character that can be recasted. Almost as central and iconic to the show as Cybermen or Daleks. Infamous for coming back from the dead. The Doctor’s person.

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Reblog for a bigger sample size :)

#zelda #zelda music #nintendo #hard choices guys #poll #vote #i wanna see who has the same oppinions as me #twilight princess #occarina of time #zelda scores #the legend of zelda #music #music taste poll #music poll

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Omg insta follow. thank you, pronoun counter 🫡

Being nonbinary is like. She/it pronouns like I'm a boat. He/it pronouns like im a stray cat. They/them pronouns like you're talking about a bunch of seagulls.

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Being nonbinary is like. She/it pronouns like I'm a boat. He/it pronouns like im a stray cat. They/them pronouns like you're talking about a bunch of seagulls.

#nonbinary #they them #she it #he it #pronouns #lgbtq #transgender

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Can't believe im one day older than Neil banging out the tunes.

#congrats on your 18th birthday neil #neil #neil banging out the tunes

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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.

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Happy 16th birthday to the doctor who season 4 episode "the fires of Pompeii" (and happy 18th to me, but,,, doctor who is more important lmaooo)

#doctor who #the fires of pompeii #birthday #david tennant #cathrine tate #whovian

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