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[krysmcscience]

okay angst over time for goofy ass

#other folks' rad art #cotl #cult of the lamb #narilamb #YESYESYESYESYES #feeding off their antagonistically goofy shenanigans #your honor they are basically already married

[krysmcscience]

You know those follower forms in game with the facepaint/makeup? Yeahhhhh. At least Narinder tried his best (or worst on purpose)

Alternate ending:

#other folks' rad art #cotl #cult of the lamb #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #YAAAAAAASSSSSS THE BABS BEIN GOOFY #I LOVE TO SEE IT OuO

[krysmcscience]

Fucking thank you, someone else already put into words why this latest bad writing trend annoys me so much!

I need people to stop blaming the death of movies on “quips”. A quip is just a funny line of dialogue. That’s all. Like I just saw a post talking about quips and the death of movies and brought up Pirates of the Caribbean as an example of a better movie and yes it is but also that movie is FULL OF QUIPS. I just rewatched The Princess Bride. It’s all quips. Every single line. And it’s a masterpiece.

Movies suck when people don’t care about the art they’re making. That includes them not caring about their quips. Which is why a lot of comic relief dialogue ALSO sucks now. But the problem isn’t that funny dialogue exists.

#random shit #i always make sure i have a character's background and personality in mind when writing in quips #that's how writing characters should work!!! #what is even going on with media these days jfc

[krysmcscience]

i love making art

#oh man #and when you finally finish a piece of art #and gain 50 hp in a rush of adrenaline when you post it up for people to see #only to realize you forgot a character detail or a bit of color somewhere in the piece #prompting you to take critical damage and be left with 1 hp #it's so great guys #i wouldn't trade it for the world u-u #random shit

[krysmcscience]

Sometimes annoying your bratty husband with silly gifts will cause him to bluescreen unintentionally. It's fine, though. Just take advantage of his touch starvation with cuddles to override the issue. Any biting and hissing that follows is totally normal. You may then proceed with your usual goofy antics of sticking tape onto the end of his tail when he's not looking, no doubt leading to the massacre of half your followers. :]

Anyway.

I can't be the only one convinced that Narinder hates having stuff around his wrists after finally being freed. I Can Not.

#fanart #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #True Devotion #comics #my favorite parts are the downgrade in quality on the background and also how i drew narinder progressively shittier in each panel :D #fun fact: i will never draw narinder in long sleeves - i am THAT convinced he hates stuff touching his wrists XD #i promise i will have at least one serious narilamb comic #honestly i will #but as much as i adore the potential for drama and toxicity and general obsessive devotion between these two #i cannot resist The Goofs (TM) #so most of my stuff is gonna be So Fukken Goofy lol

[krysmcscience]

there are two wolves inside me

one wants serious doomed by the narrative edgy toxic narilamb and the other wants silly goofy nonserious slice-of-life sitcom narilamb

and so I drink from two cups at once

#lmao it me #narilamb #cotl #cult of the lamb

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tumblr, why are you so broken, just because i have a word in one of my longass tags does not mean i want that post to show up in the tag for that word

my goofydumb aym and baal comic is not narilamb

why did you put it in the narilamb tag

tumblr

tumblr, please, why

#random shit #will probably delete this later #tumblr is so fucked up lol

[krysmcscience]

Look, Aym, I know you wanna annoy your big bro sometimes, but y'all really gotta stop putting the death god into silly mode. He is Very Dangerous, you see. ŎuŎ;

this idea wouldn't go away until i drew it so here it is lmfao

#fanart #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl narinder #cotl aym #cotl baal #comics #the lamb tries to engage narinder's silly mode One (1) Time #they regret it the instant his giant paw comes bearing down on them like fukken kitty armageddon #get martyr'd idiot #anyway my buddy told me the dialogue could come across as flirty somehow??? which my aroace ass doesn't get At All #but just in case i wanna say right here and now: #if you tag this as shipping between aym and baal you are getting a block from me So Fast #ship what you want - i am totes cool with that - but keep it away from my art k thnx :) #aside from bishop orphans it's basically gonna be all narilamb from this point on #i just had to get the rest of this stuff outta my system first XD

[krysmcscience]

Aww, look at these cute lil kiddos, they couldn't possibly be-

-oh, wait, no, never mind. They're evil.

I'll clean up and color these sketches eventually. Also, goofy headcanon stuff under the readmore if anyone cares. XD;

The Mystic Seller's mention of Leshy's ascension to godhood got me wondering what sort of mortals the Bishops used to be before they were gods, and how the five of them are even siblings. Unless some Real Weird Genetic Fuckery is going on, I have severe doubts they're related by blood, so...Found Family...? Yes, please~ OuO

So now in my brainspace they start out as a bunch of wretched orphan kids, relying on each other to survive with their own unique skillsets, which they utilize with Extreme Prejudice against anyone who happens to be unfortunate enough to have what they need (food/gold, generally).

Shamura is the leader and tactician (and has some spellcasting know-how as a treat), Kallamar is the lookout and stealth killer (with poisons, though he'll resort to Weaponry Panic if things get dicey), Heket is the thief and explosives fanatic (watch out - she'll steal all your food and then go scorched earth on your crops to make sure you STARVE), and Leshy is the distraction master and trap-digger (and general menace who will bite people's faces). Meanwhile, Narinder gets the short end of the stick as usual, in that his only real skill is Kill People Dead - a silent assassin most times, following Shamura's lead to avoid putting him or his siblings in danger, but if he has to, he's equally fine with just rushing in and going ham with whatever weapons he can get his rude little hands on.

I haven't put much thought into most of their meetings - mainly just that (as the seemingly perpetual outlier of the five) Narinder was the last to be brought into their little family. He was already pretty decent at killing to survive, unwittingly massacred a camp of the quartet's latest targets on his own, fell into one of Leshy's pit traps on the way out, and was later found by both Leshy and Heket, who only resisted firebombing Narinder's fun new pit-home when Kallamar found their targets already dead, after which Shamura saw the value in offering Narinder a place in the family. Naturally, he accepted, since the choice was a logical one for survival's sake, but inwardly, he latched onto Shamura pretty hard as a source of guidance and companionship - and, eventually, comfort. Because I gotta add that lovely source of OOF.

The biggest OOF this headcanon creates, though, is that Narinder used to be the one protecting his siblings. :3c Until...ya know. They needed protecting from him. >:3c I do tend to headcanon the whole betrayal thing to be rather less unprovoked on his part, though, because I read too much into the few details canon gives us on that front, and this fucker has become my precious little meow meow, okay??? >:[

I needed to be in bed hours ago lol, why do I do this

#sketches #fanart #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl bishops #cotl narinder #cotl leshy #cotl heket #cotl kallamar #cotl shamura #the marks on narinder's forehead are scars that eventually become his third eye i guess because why not? idk man i just work here #look- i can't be told that the bishops also betrayed narinder without immediately thinking there is so much more to his lashing out at them #because it just doesn't read like he's talking about them trying to seal him away for eternity after he literally attacked them all #granted - he COULD be lying - he IS a bastard like that #but given his quest line and general tsundere vibe i have my doubts #also LOOK i know kallamar is the one with the holy hand grenade - but hear me out #heket attacked me with bombs first and i took that very personally

[krysmcscience]

Just realized I never uploaded this - one of my 100+ jellyfish-themed lolita dress designs, titled 'Drymonema Flair', based on the absolutely gorgeous Pink Meanie Jellyfish (Drynonema Larsoni). It's one of my favorite jellyfish species, so fittingly, this design is also one of my favorites out of all of the rest! ^-^ I'll eventually draw up a proper showcase of both the back and front of the dress, but for now, this Christmas gift for my rad roommate Lily will have to suffice. I'm just glad I finally got all the colors and little details figured out for the whole coord~

I'll also eventually do a nicer version of the garden to match the level of detail on the dress, but as of right now...ehh. It's fine.

#art #lolita fashion #lolita op #fashion design #fashion #dress design #I will likely still use Lily as the model for the proper showcase once I draw it up

[krysmcscience]

#cats #this is fact #if i didn't already have a shitton of cotl stuff i want to finish i would do something with this and narinder but #uh #i already have a shitton of cotl stuff i want to finish lmao

[krysmcscience]

Here, have some actual scribbles

The 'intended as keepers, perhaps' line makes me think that Shamura just yeeted these two kittens at Narinder with Zero Explanation and then quickly noped out before he could ask even a single question such as 'HEY WHAT THE FUCK'

I do not headcanon this big beautiful bastard as a dad figure, for the record. Rather, I headcanon Aym and Baal initially thinking, 'Welp, this guy might have to be our new dad for lack of anything better around', before eventually deciding, 'Oh HELL no he's not our dad, he's just our weird teacher or something, we can NOT risk familial affiliation with this nutjob, have you SEEN what he did to his siblings???'

They still loaf on him, though.

Don't ask where they got the mug from in the infinite void of the afterlife. It's better not to ask questions about the logistics of these things.

And now, a goofy comic:

Narinder's gotta be the most intolerable follower imaginable for the first few days. ...Weeks. ......Months. .........Years.

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl narinder #cotl aym #cotl baal #'what is this - a coffee mug for ants?' -narinder probably #cotl yellow cat #cotl lamb

[krysmcscience]

these were supposed to be quick scribbles and they spiraled vastly out of control, THEY HAVE FUCKING BACKGROUNDS NOW??? THAT IS NOT SCRIBBLING???? OTL

Anyway, Narilamb compilation of relationship texts/posts I found suitably fitting and/or hilarious. :D I waffled on whether or not I should keep the 'human rights violation' bit or change it to 'animal rights violation', but then I decided I was overthinking it and stopped giving a shit. :D

Here's the texts/posts in question:

I couldn't resist picking out unique robes for each of them; Leshy gets the jester costume (obviously), Heket has the evening frock (I just think it's cute on her, okay???), Kallamar gets the fancy robe (because let's be honest, that boi has GOT to be fancy), and Shamura has the modest robe (since it looks nice and comfy but with a nice spicy hint of gothic). Narinder, meanwhile, obviously gets the night shirt, because its description is literally, 'A MOODY ENSEMBLE, PERFECT FOR LURKING', and if that ain't Bastard Cat material, I don't know what is.

Also have this bonus doodle with a quote from David Cronenberg's 'Consumed':

~So Romantic~

~It's TRUE DEVOTION~

with caveats

#fanart #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl narilamb #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl bishops #cotl leshy #cotl heket #cotl kallamar #cotl shamura #cotl mystic seller #True Devotion #everyone just ignore the fact that i forgot to color in narinder's ear in the mystic seller one k thx bye gonna go die of mortification now

[krysmcscience]

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

#HORKLY WARDIN #I'M #AAAAAAAAAA #but yea

[krysmcscience]

Trying out a mix of my own style and the game's. I can't seem to get Narinder to look quite the way I want him to, because of course that precious bastard cat has to be difficult. >:\ I was expecting the Bishops to be a lot harder to draw, but they were pretty cooperative. Ratau, on the other hand...man, fuck that little dude. I redrew him five times and I still don't like how he looks. >:[

I decided to take a few creative liberties with what Leshy and Shamura are wearing under their cloaks. Mostly because I find it funny to ban Leshy from freeballing down there, and also because I wanted to incorporate the many bandages Shamura has for their eldritch form in some way.

ALSO I GAVE THE APPROPRIATE ANIMALS BACK THEIR TAILS BECAUSE BOTH THEY AND WE WERE ROBBED D:<

Oh, right, and there's this weirdo, too

In the full file of all these goobers together, they're judging everyone else with that look.

I should have been asleep hours ago BYE

(yeets this post into the tumblrsphere and collapses)

#fanart #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl bishops #cotl ratau #cotl yellow cat #cotl aym #cotl baal #cotl leshy #cotl heket #cotl kallamar #cotl shamura #cotl mystic seller #i'm sure i forgot some details somewhere - i'm fukken tired ok #anyway i will probably do silly scribbly narilamb stuff at some point #i adore their weird fucked up dynamic of True Devotion (With Caveats) #probably because i have weird fucked up headcanons to go along with it #ok sleep time now #BYEEEEEEEE

[krysmcscience]

This machine kills AI

#ha #good #fuck ai “art”

[krysmcscience]

Is this Narilamb? I think this is Narilamb. XD

making a collection

#narilamb #cotl narilamb #cult of the lamb #cotl