Credit to @cinderelladressinmidnightblue
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me: yes i speak that language
me: no not that part
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To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"
þink again.
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Stockholm metro
Photo @_karasinski
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meeting a new group of people
me: hi! so where are you guys from :D
normal people: I am from Russia/Brazil/Italy/Australia/etc :)
Americans, assuming studying the specific geography of their country was ever relevant to me: Oh I was born in iower but went to school in Oregano (My parents come from East Carolina though):~)
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1.09.18 // studygram: alimastudies
wow it’s september already ???
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Don’t forget about the dude who converted a one person rowing boat in a way that one other person could hide in the small space underneath. He could just claim he was on a single boat trip on the east sea when he was stopped and they never really checked, because the boat was clearly too small to fit more than one person. He smuggled like 15 other people into the west.
#tbt that time two brothers bought their own planes, learnt to fly them and disguised them as soviet planes so they wouldn’t be questioned and then flew into east germany to rescue their third brother from a park and recorded the entire operation and got away with it
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a masterpost on being productive
how to be productive after school
how to have a productive year
how to be as productive as Hermione Granger
how to study for longer
how to increase productivity and get stuff done
how to stay focused, motivated and on track
planning apps
what to do when you’re super distracted
top 10 productivity tips
productivity hack ft google cal
easy organisation tips that increase productivity
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fire 🔥🔥 type
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Eigentlich hatte ich ja Beatrix von Storch erwartet, aber Google ist wohl anderer Meinung.
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american: *decrusts their toast*
german cackles in the distance. a Krustenbrot™ is being cut with the help of a saw and several strong men. infinite chewing and jaw breaking begins. the crunch can be heard over miles, people flinch. it is Abendbrotzeit.
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Did you know…
…That the French word for ‘fox’ (renard) comes from the name of Reynard the Fox, the protagonist of a literary cycle of the same name (fr. Roman de Renart), that used to be very popular in Medieval Europe.
The fables tell the story of Reynard’s adventures, mocking West European aristocracy and clergy of the epoch (presented by other animals). Reynard, a peasant-hero and a smart trickster, fools them for his own advantage and almost always manages to avoid possible consequences of his risky actions.
The stories were written by different authors (Pierre de St. Cloud is known to have opened the cycle), and the characters appeared in many literary works of different kinds created later.
So why did a fictional character’s name replace the old French goupil? Some people think it happened due to the incredible popularity of ‘Reynard the Fox’; others believe that this word was used as an euphemism, since it was considered bad luck to name wild animals.
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swedish vocabulary (interjections & exclamations)
ok, so i absolutely adore all these cute words the swedes use to express… well, literally anything. just look at these. if they aren’t the coolest thing i’ve seen then i don’t know what is.
aj - ouch
aja - phew
blä - bleh
fan - dammit
fy - yuck; ew
hördu - hey you
ih - eehh
jaha - well; uh-huh
jaså - oh; really; is that so?; indeed
javisst - of course!; sure!; you bet!
jo - no (when answering a negative question)
naja - well
nja - well; uhh
njae - nooo
nä - naaah
oj - hey; aww; sorry; oops; ah; wow (literally put it anywhere and it will work)
ojdå - oops
ptro - a sound you make to stop a horse
puh - phew; ack
tja - hey; weeell (indicating doubt)
tjoho - yay; yippiee
usch - ew; yuck; ugh
va - what?; huh?
äh - huh
äsch - ack; ugh
åh - oh
öh - uh
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In german we don’t say “Quickly now!”, we say “Arme und Beine bilden eine rotierende Scheibe wobei der Arsch der höchste Punkt ist!”, and I think that’s beautiful.
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