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Joel: When you work in a kitchen, you start to realize chefs are basically wizards
Joel: Hear me out! Both dress weird, shout words I don't understand, and give me cookies when I start crying!
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Grian: *tearfully* Today we lost our dear friends, Mumbo and Jimmy
Mumbo & Jimmy: YOU KILLED US!
Grain: Sometimes I can still hear their voices… 😔
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Tango: *running around trying to attack Bdubs as the rest of team best frantically tries to stop him*
Skizz: “Use your words!”
Tango: “I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.”
Skizz: “NOT LIKE THAT.”
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Scar: Mumbo left me for five fish
Jimmy: That’s rough buddy
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Bdubs: oh hey cleo
cleo: hi can I use the enchanter
bdubs: sure just don’t open the barrel
cleo some time later: there was an attempt
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#204
joel: I wish I could be a cow in a feild, no job, no rent just moo
cleo: you live rent free, and are unemployed all you have to do is moo
joel: moo
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#203
etho: *looks at glare*
etho: *looks at bdubs*
etho: I see no difference
bdubs: what no that thing looks nothing like me >:(
etho: they’re both grumpy too
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#202
Scar: look joel I made a hat *points to his giant dirt hat-house*
joel: you mean your gonna wear that thing?
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#201
Lizzie: wait no Cleo don’t go
cleo: I’m sorry I’ve already made up my mind
lizzie: did you at least read the sign
cleo: the “Emma your condensation“ one?
lizzie tearing up but smiling: that’s the one
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#199
Lizzie: good news I got more Halloween decorations, bad news I murdered pearl
cleo taking a skeleton out of a box of decorations: lizzie whos skeleton is this
lizzie: Cleo I think we both know the answer to that question
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#200
Grian: hey do you guys have the enchanter
scar: nope, the only magic we have here is the magic of Hallowee, oh and wizards
grian: what do you mean by the magic of Halloween
scar: that *points to joel*
joel: *is carving a pumpkin while spooky scary skeletons plays in the background*
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#198
Lizzie: *commits literal murder* now that’s what I call girlbossing
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#197
Scar: joel what should I be for Halloween
joel: scar we will probably be dead before then
scar: so your saying I should be a ghost
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#196
Grian: ahh yes after hours of work i have finished my walls
scar: oh what a nice entrance
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#195
No one: …
grian: *makes the most flammable walls since lizzies fairy circle*
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👑 Announcing team Fushia Fishfuckers 👑
@/Smajor1995 @/CptPuffy @/WilburSoot @/Smallishbeans
Watch them in MCC on Saturday October ■■ at 8pm!
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#194
big b: hey cleo what’s the date
cleo: the first of spooky season 2021
big b: did you just refer to October as spooky season
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