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I LIVED BITCH
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The blade is imbued with great power. I can feel it course through my hands as I unsheathe it. I do not know if I can sate its hunger.
Read more on my blog.
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When you want to give your fan fiction a home of itās own, Jetpack Mobile will be there. I mean, this sword has itās own website now.
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the older i get the more sensitive i become to warm genuine words, like wow you really think that kindly of me? hold up, lemme cry
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i feel lied to. there's no way people actually enjoy eating 90% dark chocolate. cause i happened to have one in my cupboard and i was grimacing the whole way through eating one square.
and i don't care that it's apparently good for your brain, it is not worth it.
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meĀ Ā š¤ orpheus
Ā no foresight
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theoretically, if someone (not naming anyone obviously, because they don't even exist) needed their result to be 1.0 but their result just so happened to be 3.24, could they hypothetically (again, PURELY HYPOTHETICALLY, cause there's no way this is actually a relevant situation to me right) afford to round 3.24 down to 1.0?
yeah, i don't think so either :(
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Just a little reminder that because it's a last day/night of this year so many people will post about their accomplishments or achievements but here I'm telling you that even if the only thing you did this year was to survive then I'm so proud of you and you did so many things for that.
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researchers at MIT have proven their hypothesis that "eyeballin' it" is the most accurate form of measurement
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finishing all of my lab reports before the new year's eve and most of the conclusions are like "theoretically this result is bullshit, it is what it is", i'm amazing at what i do, right?
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shit iāve heard chemistry majors say, pt... 3?
- you! you and whatever it is youāre holding are staying on THAT side of the room where thereās no one you can kill
- Tasting the analyte is strictly forbidden as it may contain toxic components. - line from laboratory manual
- professor, with an ominous tone: your graduate thesis committee will consist of five people, and not all of them areā¦ good people
- *to lab instructor* so hypothetically, if someone were to spill a large amount of iodine ontoā¦ something, and this is hypothetical, then how would youĀ hypotheticallyĀ remove it? this is, of course, hypothetical
- my most effective method of qualitative analysis is called Guessing
- student: this isnāt dissolving, i think iām going to try aqua regia
Ā three separate people simultaneously, from different parts of the room: NO!!!!!!
- i think the person who wrote down the colors of these solutions was colorblind
- lab technician: how are you using up so much ethanol, itās like youāre drinking it or something
Ā students: *nervous glances*
- youāre sharing your workspace with him? ā¦do you have life insurance?
- student: so how close do you think Professor [ā¦] is to reporting us to a psych evaluation team?
- professor: so letās say you want to make a thermonuclear bomb. no, nuclear bombs are for idiots. now, thermonuclearĀ bombsā¦
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long time no see!
little update on me: if everything goes well then next semester I should be getting my bachelor's degree in chemistry! currently I'm working on my thesis- it's focused on quantum mechanics which is exactly what I was dreaming about doing one day!
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17.08.2021 // i'm still not finished with my lab reports because the TA always spends weeks correcting them and is really picky about the details (which per se isn't a bad thing but when i have to correct a report just because a comma is missing... i get pissed). but today is very exciting because i will meet up with a phd student to talk about my bachelors thesis and to show me the lab.
currently reading: Klara and the Sun
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21/08/2021
tired, but trying! also look at the moon!!!
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honestly i'm so excited to get back to uni in a few weeks. not feeling stressed out enough is getting really boring.
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