Dear Mr. Gaiman,
I believe you to be a rather cruel person. Perhaps not intentionally, but your actions in regard to Good Omens were rather malicious and thus made you a cruel being on this planet. I consider myself to be rather in control of my emotions; however, the ending episode of Good Omens elicited more tears from me than my grandmother's funeral. You, David Tennant, and Michael Sheen found yourselves in great power over your fans and used it for emotional torture. My heart was wrenched out of my body, only to be smashed with a glass hammer by you and your scriptwriters, its remains burned, and the ashes used for more potions of theatrical evil. Never in my nineteen years of life have I been more mentally or physically damaged. My tear ducts swelled shut from crying, and you are liable for the damages caused to my well-being.
I do wish you well and hope that your year is joyful, however undeserving.
-Luca
I suspect that what you regard as "emotional torture" I regard as "making the people watching the show feel things and care about what happens to the people in the story".
But I'm glad that this is the worst thing that has happened to you in nineteen years of life, and can only hope that, in the years to come, watching a sad scene on the television remains the worst thing ever to happen to you.
After the … horrible*cough* … most deep and tragic, but certainly not satisfying conclusion of the Loki series, I would like to randomly cite one of the writers of Thor (2011) with a random advise for aspiring and established script writers. 🙂
So...let me get this straight again once and for all because I can't believe this isn't just a very, very bad fever dream.
After horribly killing him off in Infinity War, they decide to bring him back as a complete caricature of himself, basically making him an incompetent bumbling fool, to let their insufferable Mary Sue shine who shits all over him with the rest of the other characters for a whole damn season and then they reward him, after all this unnecessary additional torment, with the responsibility to fix the mess caused by Mary Sue, holding the timelines together for all eternity, doomed to be alone forever...something they also made him say he is the most scared of, multiple times.
How very fucking lovely
I can't believe I'm actually saying this but I wish he would've just stayed dead after IW
Also I hope everyone responsible for this, steps on Legos multiple times a day for the rest of their lifes
"Remember the time I was left to die by my abusive father, got captured, tortured and threatened to be brutally murdered if I don't attack earth under constant supervision?
... Yeah, me neither because you and the producers of this show gaslit me into thinking that was just a temper tantrum of an egoistical narcissistic god."