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Me: *Finding out Kars Exists*

Me after: I hate you but you’re hot.

Me at night: *pulls up a fanfic*

After finishing it: Alright enough jojo for me.

#jjba #jjba kars #wattapad #jjba fanfic

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A new researcher Named Milly: Aw he isnt that bad I mean. Come on! He likes animals.

Dr Bright: *Holding his pet crab*

A researcher: Wait- MILLY RUN

Milly: Huh? Why?

The crab: *Is now holding a knife*

Milly: HOW DID IT GET THAT-

THE CRAB: *CHASING THE RESEARCHERS*

The Researcher: FUCK BRIGHT- AAAAHHH

#scp community #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp #scp dr bright #dr bright #dr bright memes #dr bright with a rabid crab #scp memes

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Jojo’s bizarre adventure

If I did the wrong one to start with please tell me because I feel like a idiot rn 😭

Started watching jjba yesterday and my god.

Holy fuck. This guy can squish me with his fucking finger.

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The pillar men: *Shows on screen*

what I hear: *Bollywood music*

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Quick reminder!

I do not tolerate anyone who is racist, a homophobe, not supporter of LGBTQ+, people who think pronouns are dumb, any acts of disgusting harassment. The list goes on and on. I personally don’t give a giant fuck about Biden or Trump. I’m neutral. But if you bring politics to my page please get off my acc. If you do any one of my “Not tolerance” kindly get the fuck out :) thank you.

#lgbtq #lgbtq+ #I’m bisexual #bisexaul #fuck racists

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Started watching jjba yesterday and my god.

Holy fuck. This guy can squish me with his fucking finger.

#jjba #jjba santana #jojo's bizarre adventure #Santana is literally a beautiful specimen

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035: Hello lovely~

The researcher: *Not interested*

035:

035: *Trys again* Come on darling~

The researcher: *Has a crush now*

I hour later

035: *With his new body* HAHA BITCH I GOT A GIRLFRIEND SUCK A DICK FRANK

035: *Flipping off the researchers secret admirer that has too watch him overnight*

#scp community #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp memes #scp 035 #035

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Who gives a fuck about your horoscope.

Who’s your favorite character from “The boys”.

Mines Black Noir.

#the boys #the boys amazon #black noir

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Clef: Guys this is my pet rat and if you don’t like him fuck you

Bright: Haha watch this guys

Bright: *Runs to 049’s Cell*

Bright: 049 look!

Bright: *holds out the rat*

049: what is that-

049: *realization*

049: *brings out saw*

049: MUST REMOVE THE PESTILENCE

Clef: WAIT NO-

#scp community #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp #scp clef #dr clef #scp 049

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What if everyone is sleeping and Bright some how plugged in some sound system and started to play “you got that” in the microphone. And maybe he would troll around and put the Breach sound alarm on and everyone is panicking and waking up

#scp community #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp dr bright #scp memes #scp containment breach #scp troll

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DHHDHJXHSSJSJJ THE SHIRT THE SHIRT PLEASE

DILF DILF DILF

SCP-073 "Cain" sketch

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Imagine if there was a hampster that posses anyone who was in contact for more then 2 hours and apparently clef thought it was some cute little pet and kept it for the whole day.

hampster dance

#dr clef #thank god im a country boy hampton the hamster cover #thank you #alto clef #scp #scp foundation #scp community #scp fandom #possessive #hampsters #possessive hampster

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Yes.

Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…

Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.

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A normal researcher showing around a new person: This is the lab. Groups will-

Clef and Bright on the other side of the window:

Clef: *shredding his work* HAHAHAHHA

Bright: *Lighting a fire* BURN BITCH

The normal researcher: And onto the next room.

The new researcher: *traumatized*

The normal researcher: It’s every Monday. It’s best if you don’t approach them.

#scp community #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp bright #dr bright #scp dr clef #dr clef #crazy staff #scp memes

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Dancing with an enemy. Let’s make this a 035 x reader fic where you and 035 are pissed at eachother and were forced to dance together.

The lights turn on and it shines directly at the both of you. You were in a mascere party and you had met again with your child hood enemy.

You tried to keep a smile but were secretly purposefully stepping on his new shoes. “Oh come on Bella~ Are you mad because I’m better?” 035 said. He playfully pulled you rough fully while smiling. You grunt a little from the impact. “No~ are you mad because I look better?” You said pinching him. You both still trying to keep on a good show you decide to tease him.

“You are a actually good looking guy...but..too bad your attitude Sucks.” 035 looked at you with a bit of anger but a bit of lust. “Oh baby. I could destroy you if I could.” 035 said flirtatiously. You didn’t get the quite dirty comment and replied; “Oh please. You look tough but probably can’t do anything.” You say rolling your eyes.

He tipped you down, armed wrapped around to support your waist and leaned in.

He went up close to your ear and whispered

“I don’t mean in that way~”

You finally realize what he said and before going to kick him he took your hand and bowed down to the audience.

“Too bad love. See you in your chamber~”

Based off the funny comments in the “dancing with your enemy” post

Words some may not understand

Chambers: Bedroom

#scp community #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp #dancing #waltzing #dancing with 035 #scp 035 #035 #035 x reader

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hue ze lei from the new meteor garden is so cute. His fashion is AMAZING! The layered clothing is beautiful. HE IS SO CALM AND COLLECTED ASWELL. He has humor too 😭

Just look at him!

He is such a good boi

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Dr bright: *Walking around* Ah what a beautiful day.

SIRENS FLASHING RED: SCP _ _ _ HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

Dr clef: BRIGHT WHAT THE FUCK ITS THE MIDDLE OF A BREACH GET BACK HERE

Dr Bright: oh I thought it was some cool dance party

Dr clef: WELL GOOD THAT YOU NOTICED NOW GET YOUR BULLSHITTING ASS OVER HERE

Dr bright:

Dr bright: No

Dr clef: I have enough with your dumb little ass *loads in shotgun bullets*

Dr bright: oh nO-

#scp community #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp dr clef #dr clef #scp dr bright #dr bright #scp containment breach