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damn this popcorn is Orvillian

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при смерти

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Resident Hadal 2: Chapter 1

(I’ll be telling you fellas what songs to listen to at certain points because i can’t write for shit and want you to have as much fun as I am)

May 1st, 1999, the date the Bikini Bottom Incident occurred. Thousands upon thousands of bottom-feeders and crustaceans alike were slaughtered en masse by the horror that was Mad Snail Disease, as it was known; perpetrated by the Chum Bucket as a means to create more chum. The city was then PUSHED SOMEWHERE ELSE by the remaining survivors. It was my first day on the job at the Bikini Bottom Police Department, surprised they let me enlist even though I had stolen a balloon on Free Balloon Day. I was called to investigate a disturbance at Larry’s Cum Factory, only to be overrun by things that I can only call zombies. I was woefully unprepared and had to flee to the police station, on my first day, of all times. Unfortunately, my superior, Lieutenant Mermaid Man had had his intestines strewn about the floor by those freaks. It was at that point that I thought to myself, “Officer Squarepants, this is gonna be one hell of an education.”

#fanfic #cursed

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fanfiction idea

mr krabs gets the g-virus and it’s up to spongebob and the gang to stop him

#fanfiction

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dreams 2: electric boogaloo

had several dreams in quick succession

one involved me going to like a target or a dollar general with a girl, who then transformed into one of my best buds, who then got shot and died, i was grazed by another bullet, and then i went outside after the assailant fucked off to find his mom and wasn't able to tell her that her son had died and i broke down crying

one involved me meeting a woman i’ve been crushing on for a while and i talked about things, one of which being how she doesn't love me anymore

another one involved me stabbing a robber in a gas station in the back of the neck with a pen, killing him 

it isn’t my wont to think dreams mean much, but what the fuck

#dreams #weird

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dreams

part of my dream last night was that Albert Einstein was in a car commercial with snoop dogg, and i think he had charles martinet’s mario voice and also had a long ass name

#dreams #humor

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creek 3

there were 2 later expeditions that we did in november or early december, both within a couple days of eachother. the first of which was filmed extensively, the videos of which i’ve yet to obtain, as we tried not to freeze to death. however the second expedition was hellish, with me in a tank-top and some weird fitting fatigues, going down the creek for a couple miles, walking through the woods to avoid freezing on our way back, only to slip and fall back into the drink, with me sneaking through someone’s backyard (i thought this would be quicker), and my friend walking back through the creek to meet up so we could change back into a fresh pair of clothes. I really gotta find those friggin videos, yall.

#adventure #expedition #cold #hypothermia #not worth it

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creek 2

we initially explored it wayyyyyyyyy back in july? i think. the whole plan initially was to go to Pizza Hut, but we got sidetracked on our bikes and fucked around for a bit. even back then it was really friggin cold, dude. we went back and walked to a big lots and a dollar general to stock up on supplies, which consisted of those inflatable pool floating things that you lay down on and just packs of ramen, unfortunately we ate the ramen RAW like animals, and he floaters didn’t work much at all.

#so cold #ouch #waste of money

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creek 1

several months ago i walked through a freezing creek with a friend for several miles, i have no idea of the real name of the creek. It’s listed as butternut creek on apple maps but it’s officially called buttermilk and i’m beginning to doubt reality

#creek #what #sendhelp