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Troy Bolton and Luke Skywalker have the exact same overdramatic and slightly fruity blonde boy vibes

#im literally right

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Gl!slimecicle gives me happy mask salesman vibes in the weirdest and best way

#generation loss #gl slimecicle #happy mask salesman #please tell me I’m not the only one

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did anyone else notice the fridge magnets spelling 'behind you'?

#generation loss #gl ranboo #genloss #gl slimecicle

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'i love you'

yeah but do you lay down your masculinity at the altar of my maidenhood?

#mischa bachinski

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mischa has two hands? no

mischa has two hands and a cool hat to throw at noel

#nischa #mischa bachinski #mischa x talia #mischa x noel #ride the cyclone #the second hand is for ricky #mischa x ricky

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friendly reminder that paul blofis grabbed a sword with like barely any training and started stabbing monsters in the battle of manhattan despite not seeing what he was fighting

also friendly reminder that our queen sally jackson was absolutely ready to use a gun but this is a blowfish appreciation post

#paul blofis #sally jackson

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QUEEN ELIZABETH DIED?

what the actual fuck

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one time when i was super young my sister went to a birthday party and she told me about how they played fnaf but i didnt understand her explanation

i was like 'so you can just buy a robot bear and then you have to hide from it? how does the bear know the house layout? how does it not trip? how do you take turns playing hide and seek with a bear?'

and she got super frustrated that i wasnt understanding and just dropped it

but i was still confused

because it wasnt communicated that it was a videogame

and it took me so many years before i discovered fnaf and realized it was a videogame and she had been taking turns playing a videogame of a guy in a house hiding from a robot bear and it wasnt an entire birthday party's worth of people playing hide and seek from a murderous robot bear that magically knew the floorplan of the house

i doubt she remembers that conversation but i do because i thought about it so often trying to figure out why she got mad

#fnaf

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to all bernard dowd spotify playlist makers

first of all thanks. absolutely love yalls song choices

second of all please dont put Strawberry Blonde by Mitski in the playlist. its about mitskis struggle trying to fit into white america since she's asian american, and unrequited love towards a blonde person.

as bernard isnt asian american, it just doesnt fit.

#bernard dowd

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hear me out

demigod bernard dowd

im not sure who his parent is yet

i was thinking apollo but dionysus would be hilarious

i just want tim to be like 'i must protect my boyfriend from my dangerous lifestyle' and bernard is just- slaying monsters

what weapon would he use?

#bernard dowd #demigods #dionysus

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one thing we all love about pjo is the representation rick riordan gave to so many communities. one thing i dont love is how he handled the ares cabin having anger issues.

anger issues was reduced to overly aggressive bullies who enjoy causing pain, have one emotion, and refused to help during the war against kronos because they felt like they had been done an injustice. and that is not what anger issues is.

anger issues is avoiding doing the dishes because you know if you touch a plate you'll throw it at a wall. anger issues is isolating from people you care about because you'll physically harm the next person who gets near you. anger issues is feeling incredibly hurt by something someone said and lashing out because you don't know a better reaction. anger issues is feeling all negative emotions so strongly anger is the only way to express them. anger issues is lashing out at people who werent at fault even though they're just trying to help because you dont know what else to do.

but anger issues do not mean a person is constantly angry. anger issues does not mean we like hurting other people. having anger issues does not make us into bullies.

also having the cabins all have their [everyone in the cabin has this in common] but ares' cabins is anger issues? while athenas are super smart, demeters grow plants, hypnos travel through dreams, etc.? not cool.

also the ares cabin refusing to help during the war was because they felt like they were wronged, and i can get behind refusing to fight for the cause of an authoritative figure who wronged me and my people.

(side note: im not saying whether what they did was right, or whether they were actually wronged, but they had that mindset. im just saying it had nothing to do with their anger issues)

#pjo #ares cabin #percy jackon and the olympians

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im about to cry SEAMUS HAS HIS PAPA BACK

#stray game #stray seamus #stray doc

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lu incorrect quotes because update is here and i dont know how to feel

todays cast is everyone who showed up in the comic

Legend: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward. Wind: I’m worried about you.

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Wind: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Sky : Bees? Wind: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! Sky : Wait- *Four approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

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Warriors: Tommorrow's garbage day. Legend: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

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Sky : *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* Wind: Where did you get that? Sky : My pocket. Wind: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Sky : Skills.

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Four, in Sky ’s window: I thought I’d find you here! Legend, climbing past Four: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

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Wind: Legend, I know you love Sky . I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely. Wind: But I think they might be a fucking idiot.

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Four: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Wind: *crouches down* Warriors: *kneels down* Legend: *sits on the floor* Four: Four: I hate all of you.

#lu incorrect quotes #lu legend #lu wind #lu sky #lu warriors #lu four #linked universe #legend of zelda

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wayne family adventures brought me the old people gossip i didnt know i needed

#wayne family adventures #batman wfa

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Tim, fed up with Bernard's attitude: What is your problem?

Bernard: I have so many problems, where should I start?

Bernard: ...

Bernard: I like them dumb and I like them smart

Tim: Don't do this to me

Bernard: I like the ones with the pretty eyes, well, I like, all kinds of guys

Tim: Please stop

Bernard, hopelessly: What happened? What about the ones we especially like?

Tim, eyes watering: Which ones?

Bernard, hugging himself: The ones with the cars that go boom?

Tim, sobbing: We like the cars, the cars that go boom

Bernard, on the floor: We're Tigra, and Bunny and we like the boom

#bernard dowd #timber #timbern #tim drake #tim x bernard

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its funny how i seem fine but in my head im writing fanfiction for the movie The Pacifier. it was my childhood and i just rewatched it and now im imagining if somehow the characters got stuck in the dc universe and just- im very mentally ill everybody

#pacifier #fanfiction

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incorrect quotes because i need steph and bernard to be best friends

Bernard: Pros and cons of dating me. Bernard: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Bernard: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Bernard: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses... Stephanie: Hey, what’s up with Bernard? Bernard: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty… their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew… this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they’ve wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged. Tim: ...They made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so they were sad and made more rock towers. Tim, to Bernard: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist! Bernard: SHUT THE HELL UP, TIM! I’M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!

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Tim: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Bernard periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Tim: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Tim to Stephanie: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just... Bernard: Cockroach ankles! Tim: Ye- uh, what?

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Stephanie: Hey, Tim, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Tim: Yeah. Stephanie: And you, Bernard? Bernard: Umm... yes? Stephanie: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Bernard: Did they just-

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Steph: Two years ago, I married my best friend. Steph: Tim is still mad about it, but me and Bernard were drunk and thought it was funny.

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Bernard: Guess what number I’m thinking of. Stephanie: 420? Bernard: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously. Tim: 69. Bernard: Yeah it was 69.

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Bernard: How do you do that? Stephanie: I'm fearless. Tim: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad. Stephanie: I'm mostly fearless.

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*Bernard is telling a story* Tim: Wow, Bernard, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance! Stephanie: Romance? Tim: I have a crush on them.

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Stephanie: Why is Bernard crying? Tim: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- Bernard: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Stephanie: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- Bernard: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Stephanie: NO, NOT THAT!

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Bernard: How did you even get in here? Stephanie: Tim's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Stephanie's door"! Tim: I’m closing the window.

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Stephanie: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Tim: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Stephanie: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Bernard: Edible.

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Stephanie: Did you take out Bernard as I requested? Tim: Bernard has been taken out, yes. Stephanie: You have my grat- Tim: It was a great restaurant. Tim: We had a romantic candlelit dinner. Tim: Bernard proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

#bernard dowd #tim drake #stephanie brown #timbern #timber #tim x bernard #incorrect quotes