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8 AND A HALF MONTHS TILL GINGER GENDER TWINK AND ACTING CHOICES BIMBO ARE BACK

The second I see a GOS3 BTS photo I'm going to simply pass away, stimming won't be enough I will simply explode out of this skin prison-

#PRESENTING THE GINGER GENDER TWINK AND ACTING CHOICES BIMBO #HOW WILL THEY BREAK OIR HEARTS NEXT #good omens

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They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

#PLEASE #LET ME JUST DO THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE #INSTEAD OF LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE #I WOULD GET SO MUCH ENRICHMENT FROM THIS

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If 3rd life was a musical

This is going to be an animatic but I wanted to make a sh!tpost version first

(The very end was supposed to be sped up version of the final fight but alight motion didn’t want to export it lol)

#OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH #AUGGJFRSFIRSD #SO GOOD #traffic smp #third life #life series #3rd life

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MUAHAHAHA! You’ve been boop-attacked! >:3

NO YOU

#GET BOOPED #BOOOOOOOOOOOOP #april fools #april fool's day #boop #merrin mail

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We’ve booped each other a long time. We’ve been on this site for a long time. I mean, you and me. I could always boop on you. You could always boop on me. We’re a team, a group. Boop of the two of us. And we’ve spent our existence pretending that we aren’t booping. I mean, the last few years, not really. And I would like to boop… I mean if Gabriel and Beelzeboop can do it, boop off together, then we can. Just the two of us. We don’t need Heaven, we don’t need Hell, they’re toxic. We need to boop away from them, just boop us. You and me, what do you say?

#come with me… #we can boop together! #angles doing boops #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #boop #april fools #april fool's day

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THE MADLADS ACTUALLY DID IT!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT THE REAL LIFE JOKE IS NO LONGER A JOKE

#they’re so crazy #I love them #life series #real life #third life #trafficblr #april fools #april fool's day

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woe…boops be upon ye

#boop #get booooooped #boop boop boop #april fools #april fool's day #boop o meter

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

#boop #get booped idiot #april fool's day #april fools

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me when i fucking boop you

#boop #get BOOPed IDIOT #boop boop boop #april fools #april fool's day

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life, standing over my broken and battered form: why won’t you give up! *kick* what could possibly fuel your stubborn desire to keep going?

me, spitting out blood: if i die i’ll miss new hermitcraft content

#REAL #ONLY REASON IM STILL ALIVE #hermitcraft

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

#please please please please please please please #PLEASE #LET THIS HAPPEN #I AM BEGGING WHATVER DIETY OUT THERE

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you ever read a fanfic and just sit back and think…someone wrote something THIS good… and then just….published it on the internet….for free…..

#and you can go back to it and reread your favourite parts so easily!!!! #AND you have the anticipation of waiting for a fic to update after a cliffhanger!!!! #AND they take your favourite blorbos and give you MORE of them!!!! #fanfic #fanfiction

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take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

#books are meant to be read #the pages are meant to be folded and ripped #the spine is meant to be broken #the pages are meant to turn yellow as they grow old

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. back stabbing🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

#GET HIM #STAB HIM #BREAK HIS NOSE #julius caesar #ides of march

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Happy Pi Day!

#definitely don’t stab a roman emperor with that knife

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#DUDE #THIS IS SO AMAZING #LIKE #I LOVE THIS SO MUCH #I CAN ONLY EXPRESS MY EXCITEMENT WITH SQUEALING NOISES #ITS SO PRETTY #nevermoor

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I love you dead punctuation marks.

#THERES A PUNCTUATION CALLED A LOVE POINT????? #HELLO????? #THESE NEVER SHOULD HAVE DIED #WHAT DO THEY EVEN MEAN #I WANT THESE BACK