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We need to bring back private rail cars as the cool, sexy, exclusive way to travel, so instead of dumping the carbon budget of a small nation in the global south on private jets, celebrities have to attach their luxury pull an cars to the back of an Amtrak. Then the celebrities will lobby for Amtrak lines to be better
Seriously when did this
Become sexier than this
Like isn't it nice to watch the scenery, to be able to open a window and have fresh air, to be able to stand up all the way, not have your ears pop?
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Which is still terribly sad and something I had to learn as well when I lived in the US for four years. *Sighs*
Life is so unfair
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The calm before the storm.
Moments before the madness.
Sweet silence
A teacher's room at 7:44am.
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"Show me yours, I'll show you mine" in German is almost exclusively used when boys/men refer to their genitalia. Who would have thought, right?
"Zeig mir deins, ich zeig dir meins" rolls off the tongue so smoothly and rammstein really didn't have to go that hard with it, but they did.
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He's a mountain of a man.
A titanic Teuton.
A masterful poet and magician with the German language.
And when he talks he sounds like Klaus-Uwe from the Sp盲ti next door...
...and it's killing me.
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Absolutely going mental over the TikTok people saying Till is one of those conspiracy theory satanic vampire reptile aliens because Jonas 脜kerlund did some weird post-production cgi to give him lizard eyes.
The Department of Tinfoil Hattery at its finest, ladies, gentlemen, and friends.
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You know we need all the links...
Absolutely going mental over the TikTok people saying Till is one of those conspiracy theory satanic vampire reptile aliens because Jonas 脜kerlund did some weird post-production cgi to give him lizard eyes.
The Department of Tinfoil Hattery at its finest, ladies, gentlemen, and friends.
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Be still my heart...
Frankfurt 2023
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The mustache is gone!
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D眉sseldorf
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