I went to look at houses and I found a good candidate. I was leaving the neighborhood and saw a bunch of old people gathering around a yard sale. My previous boss and his wife were there but they didn't see me. This could be uncomfortable but it could also be a LEGENDARY power move
sometimes on the house selling website you'll see something that has like 200 saves in only a day or two and it's like oh, this is making the front page of House
for bugs that hold their wings behind them, like butterflies and dragonflies, it is generally ok to carry them by holding the wings closed by the base. then you can direct their silly leggies to grab onto a better surface. if you try to hold their body, they might damage their wings by panicking.
small bird was VERY offended that I picked him up off the sidewalk like a potato chip. don't fall asleep on the sidewalk then
yesterday I saw a nice and dirty little shack on a big plot of land (they give discounts on houses if there's a bug in it or a shutter falling off or something) but unfortunately the road leading up to it would have eaten my car's struts for lunch
I'm probably going to move into a small house with a family member to save money. This will eventually be very convenient and nice for me and my gremlin lifestyle, but oh my god the houses here are fascinating things. today I'm looking at one that was built facing away from the street
I'm probably going to move into a small house with a family member to save money. This will eventually be very convenient and nice for me and my gremlin lifestyle, but oh my god the houses here are fascinating things. today I'm looking at one that was built facing away from the street
ohhh I love baby mosquitos so much...I wish I could just look at them wiggle and give them little treats forever. I wish we did not need to fight them for public health. little wiggly fuzzlets guilty of nothing
house hunters contestant voice: hi I'm mary and I'm a stay-at-home hypnotist. my husband john builds torture chambers for the needy. our budget is 4-6 million dollars