Oh dear…
Your child's main kin is dazai osamu
I can’t tell if this would be funnier if you meant Mr Bungo or actual Japanese author Dazai Osamu
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Your child has a Nanbaka pfp
Had to google but hey that sounds really cool actually??? I like the premise
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your child kins the most depressed and broken anime characters known to human kind
*cackling laughter* same, kid, same
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your child just witnessed his favourite characters die within a few weeks of each other and then one got revived in the anime and the other got halved in the manga
I know exactly what this is about pfft I’m fully immersed in fandom one and peeking through the windows of fandom two I hope y’all are doing ok over there
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Your child's main kin is dazai osamu
I can’t tell if this would be funnier if you meant Mr Bungo or actual Japanese author Dazai Osamu
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I need you all to be aware that these two are two years and eight months apart :)
Your child is running this blog
OK NOW HOLD ON JUST ONE MINUTE
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your child is STILL running this blog
LISTEN HOLD ON WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
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Your child is suffering from gifted burnout
Oh yeah mood on thag one
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your child drinks juice out of a glass bottle and imagines it's beer
LISTEN —
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ur child orders letters from fictional from @sincerelytheirs characters to cope
this blog owner supports this behaviour
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You want Truck-kun to give u a hug
I don’t but maybe one of these children that aren’t fine would like one
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“My child is fine!”
Your child fantasizes themselves being a part of closely-knit, quirky groups of fictional people in the found family trope to feel something
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Your child's favourite show is Banana Fish. They think Ash Lynx is a relatable character.
ARE YOU OKAY??????????
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Your child is about to rewatch the same show they’ve already watched no less than 6 times and cry over it the same way as the last 6 times
Me putting bfish on again and hoping the ending changes
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your child's current favorite album is about a guy being stuck in-between life and death and having to listen to a radio station called dawn 103.5 the whole time
WHAT ALBUM YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT AND THEN NOT SHARE
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your child's main special interest is a 33 year old blonde cat lady and they get bullied for it
That’s so uncool of those bullies smh cat ladies are awesome
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your child watches a youtube series where a guy talks to himself for 45 minutes
Look honey he’s not talking to himself he’s talking to YOU
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