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Yoonmin Tinder Au - Complete

When Taehyung and Jungkook sign Jimin up for Tinder as a joke, they never thought they’d find the Agust D’s account. Jimin is not as impressed. He’s been through enough heartbreaks in the past to know it’s too good to be true. There’s no way his idol likes him, especially with that profile picture. Will Jimin’s messy relationship history get in the way of his happiness?

But why does it matter? He’s not actually talking to Min Yoongi.

Trigger Warnings

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BONUS MATERIAL :D

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TRANSLATIONS

German Translation by @minlele

​Russian Translation by @ihavefuckedupthislifeyep

​Spanish Translation by @seremindipity

Portuguese Translation by @moon-eyes13

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[Yoonmin wedding]

Priest: Repeat after me

Jimin: After me

Priest: …

Priest: Is he serious?

Yoongi: no, he’s Jimin

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he agreed

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they forgot Yoongi

Bonus:

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Jimin: some guy over there just called me ugly..

Taehyung: Oh Jimin are you ok?

Namjoon: Pfft that guy is so blind

Jungkook: don’t listen to him,he doesn’t know what he’s taking about.

Seokjin: Ya Jimin your so handsome!

Hoeseok: your so pretty Jimin he’s just jealous

Jimin: Aw Thanks, you guys!

Jimin: …

Jimin: Hey where’s Yoongi?

*Meanwhile*

Guy: OK OK IM SORRY!!! -No— AH!

Yoongi: PERPARE TO DIE MOTHERFUCKER!

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Yoongi mad at everyone

Yoongi :*points to Jin*: Fuck you!

Yoongi: *Points to Namjoon*: Fuck you!

Yoongi :*Points to Taehyung*: Fuck you!

Yoongi: *points to Jimin*: Fuck me!

Yoongi: *points to hoseok*: Fuck you!

Yoongi: *points to Jungkook* : I’m not allowed to swear at you… so hi

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Just gonna, leave this here

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namjoon: i can’t wait until our wedding.

jin: we’re not even engaged.

namjoon: THATS WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT

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Me: I have life outside Yoonmin.

My brain: okay but imagine Jimin in playful mood and he rings Yoongi’s studio doorbell and runs away and when Yoongi opens the door after fifth time he can hear Jimin’s sweet giggling from far and Yoongi just smiles fondly because HE IS IN FUCKING LOVE.

Me: *wrapping myself in cocoon* UWU

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“she admires him from afar, sneaking glances every now and then hoping he doesn’t catch her staring at the boy she’s in love with.”

— admire // except from a book I’ll never write #8

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Me rn

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“How can I look at you and feel so much happiness and sadness all at once?”

—

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LMAO

Yoongi: I lost my boyfriend

Person: ah, what is he like?

Yoongi: he always kisses me goodnight, he has the softest skin and his lips are like pillows, his voice is like an angel’s, his hips trust are crazy hot, he’s always comforting me when I have doubt, he helps me in my struggles, he let me touch his butt-

Person: …ok. but what does he look like?

Yoongi:

Yoongi: Well, he’s ugly as fuck.

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So when your tears roll down your pillow like a river,

I’ll be there for you..

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[3.0/??]

Where jimin accidentally blurts out that he has a boyfriend in their family dinner.

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