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A LA VERGA !!

(separate) crewel, rook x f! latina! reader

context: what would a relationship be like between him and his hot latina s/o?

warnings: cursing, spanish, fem reader, this is sort of a fluff and crack fic, pls take this with a grain of salt and don't chancla your s/o irl :')

CREWEL

you two were the resident hotties, okay?

you're both gorgeous and fashionable

you two also lived together, and you do your best to keep the house clean

except...

your best isn't enough

because those god forsaken dalmations of his shed all over the place! >:(

no matter what you do, you always see fur in some place around the house

and you just know that your latino ancestors would have a heart attack at the mere mention of a dog in the house

in any case, you simply allowed your frustrations to simmer

and then brought it up to crewel when you two were eating dinner

"so, dear..." you began

crewel looked up at you, "yes?"

you took in a deep breath, "look, i wanted to talk about the dogs."

he raised an eyebrow, signaling for you to continue

you then explained your vexation caused by the dog hairs coating the place

one thing led to another, and things became heated, with you wanting to persuade crewel into keeping the dogs outside in the huge backyard

and he defended them, saying that they were to stay in the house if they wanted to

you didn't even blame the dogs, because you knew that they weren't shedding just to piss you off

but nonetheless

the more he disagreed

the angrier you felt

until you just lifted your foot, slipped off your chancla, and chucked it at crewel

luckily you threw so that it grazed his cheek, and then you blew up on him

“ ¿Me estás escuchando, cabron? ¡Te dije que tus malditos perros me tienen arta con el pelo por todas partes! Además, se sentirán mas libres afuera-- ¡métetelo a la cabeza! ”

silence.

.

.

needless to say the dogs were put outside from then on

ROOK

rook fell in love with you upon hearing your accent :')

he just thought that it was very attractive

and when you spoke in your native language?

well this man near fainted

starts fanboying

sends you arrows with inspirational quote in your native language. every day. unironically

and he doesn't even do it to offend you, he just sees a quote on the internet, thinks it looks nice, and sends it to you

one day, an arrow whizzed past your faze and landed on the wall next to you

you would later yell at rook about how he almost hit you

but anyways, you open the letter

"soy el raton"

:')

rook, pls just stick to french

#crewel x reader #divus x reader #divus crewel #rook x reader #twst x reader #rook hunt x reader #crewel divus x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #twst #twst rook #twst crewel

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Welcome back how was your trip ?

it was great! thank you for stying in touch when you could <33

#love my moots mwah

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YOU GET JEALOUS !!

dire crowley x reader

context: you catch a pretty lady flirting with your man and get jealous. how does he react?

you went to get ice cream for crowley and yourself

but when you returned, there was a pretty lady seated in your spot on the bench you two were on

crowley was supposed to be on a date with you

and the man had offered to bring you downtown and give you a tour of the island

lo and behold,

your date had been crashed

you walk up to them, hoping that it wasn't what you thought it was

but the woman was, in fact, flirting with your date

crowley saw you approaching

and didn't miss the jealous glint in your eye

as adorable as it was, he didn't wish to dampen your mood any further

so, rising from the bench, he walked up to you

leaving the pretty lady in the dust, much to your satisfaction

"my love, you're back! did you get the flavor i requested?"

the woman, seething on the bench, spared you a defeated glance before sauntering off

you nodded, shooting him a wary smile

"uhh, so, did you know that woman?"

"ah, her? no, dear, she was a stranger who showed an interest in me. do not fret though, i have handled the situation-- though i must admit," he chuckles, "that jealousy you displayed was rather endearing. aren't i just so lucky to have someone like you? haha! yes, indeed i am."

#this was short ajjsjdjdjfhfh #enjoy!! #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #twst headcanons #disney twst #dire crowley #twst crowley x reader #dire crowley x reader #twst crowley #crowley x reader

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Clueless Duo

MC: Ok, this isnt too different from my world let me handle it

Deuce: You mean your country right?

MC: No... The magicless world where I came from?

Ace, Deuce: YOU CAME FROM WHAT!?

MC: Its not like I've been hiding, YOU ARE MY BEST FRIENDS HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS ALREADY!!

Ace: Sorry if you forgot to tell us you were an ALIEN!

Deuce: MC IS AN ALIEN!?

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Just some memes I made:

Epel just love me please!!😭

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2K!! HOLY CRAP CONGRATS SALMON 🍾🎊

for the event could i request O and B for Rook and Leona? thanks! 💖

2k event !

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

Leona prefer your hands! They feel so great when you are using them to stroke his small soft ears.

Him,Rook prefer your neck! He's not becoming a vampire...it's just that he loves how your scent smell!

O- On cloud nine (how do they act when they're in love? Is it obvious, or are they discreet about it?)

Leona is trying to be very discreet but it's so impossible when his herbivore looks cute at everything they do! He was for the first time,so flushed when he tried to give you your books that falled on the floor

For Rook,he gave his best for you to notice the love he have for you! From small gifts like flowers and box of sweet to big teddy bears and large bouquet of flowers. The hunter didn't cares if he was way too obvious,he needed you to be aware of his unique presence

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Divus: “While everyone else ran away from danger, MC always ran towards it, in hope to help. That is one of the many things that made them so special.”

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Malleus: Child of Man? Are you alright?

Y/n: *is jittery from having too much coffee*

Y/n: Yep! Everything is great! I feel powerful right now! Unstoppable! I'm going to climb high things and no one can stop me!

Malleus: Uh...

Y/n: *reaches hands up to try to touch Malleus' horns*

Malleus: What are you doing?

Y/n: Your horns are so cool and pretty. I need to touch them.

Malleus:

[Few moments later at Diasomnia]

Malleus: Lilia?

Lilia: Yes, Malleus? Is there something wro--

Malleus: *holding Y/n's hand, trying to keep them from running off or getting hurt in their hyper state*

Lilia:

Malleus: My human is broken. Please fix them, I don't want to lose them.

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Based off of true events that I have experienced

Azul: “MC, what are you doing?”

*MC proceeding to braid Idia’s hair while he was on his phone, watching something*

MC: “I learned how to braid hair and then cut off a majority of my hair, so I’m practicing.”

Azul: “On Idia, I thought he was against people touching his hair?”

Ortho: “Yes when it comes to most, but Oni-chan seems relaxed when MC braids his hair.”

Azul: “…simp.”

Idia: “You’re jealous your hair isn’t long enough.”

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Ace: Okay, what's wrong? You've been staring into nothingness for a hour now.

Y/n: I had this super real dream last night, that me and Jade went out on a date together.

Ace: That sounds more like a nightmare than a dream.

Y/n: It does, but the thing is though. He was very sweet, loving, and it was one of the best dates I ever had?...I kind of feel sad it was just a dream?

Ace: You can't be ser--

Jade: You thought it was just a dream? Fufufu~.

Y/n: *shrieks at Jade's sudden arrival*

Ace: HOLY SHI--

Jade: I look forward to our next date later this week, Y/n~.

Jade: *smirks and walks back to Floyd to head to their next class*

Ace: Y/n?...I...I don't think that was a dream you had last night.

Y/n: *blushing heavily while screaming internally*

~

Floyd: Little Shrimpy and Crabby look very panicked right now~. What did you tell them, Jade?

Jade: I just was making plans to go on date with Y/n, or a second date with them, from what they will be believing~.

Floyd: HUUUH!?! Hold up...I'm lost...Is this not your first date with them? Or is it a second one? If it's a second, then why didn't I know about the first?

Floyd: *starts pouting over the idea of being left out*

Jade: It's our first date. Though they admitted to Ace they had a dream of having a date with me last night. So I took that as an opportunity to have some fun and say "You thought it was a just a dream?". Then set the plans to have another date with Y/n later this week~.

Floyd: Aaaaah, I get it now~. So Little Shrimpy thinks their dream of dating you last night is real now~. You're cruel, Jade~ Heheh~.

Jade: Fufufu~

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Incorrect Quotes,

but the quotes are from dating shows I've never watched, but have seen screenshots of:

Leona: "I'm not good at dealing with children and old people."

Ruggie: "I'm happiest when I get paid."

Floyd: "You look squeezable."

Azul/Ruggie: "Normally, men have two desires. One of them is eating."

Vil: "I suggest he should slow down his aging process."

Lilia: "Being short is okay. If the sky falls in, tall people will be killed first."

Ruggie: "My hobby is collecting plastic bags."

Vil: "I turned you down because you're wearing red pants."

Jade: "I'll prepare special and mysterious love tea for you."

Ace/Leona/Floyd: "You seem very easy to bully."

Lilia: "Your child will be mine."

Cater: "Just send me a message when you're conscious."

Jade/Floyd: "From what I can see, you're rather boring."

Riddle: "Yes, your shoelaces are not tied properly."

Jamil:"I can't accept someone whose body is more flexible than mine."

Epel: "You smile like a cute pig."

Ace/Cater: "As cool as I am, I still have no girlfriend."

Idia: "I had a six-year long-distance relationship by telephone."

Riddle: "I think I may be better than you."

Vil: "He seems like he's weak and can't handle pressure."

+ Yuu/MC/YN

@ all the tall boys: "He looks like a lamp post."

@ Jamil: "His hip hop is very attractive."

@ the long-haired boys: "I just can't accept a guy... with a ponytail."

@ Jade: "I just want to say I don't want to be your experiment."

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the tweels are at it again

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even more Floyd memes

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these shirts are way too accurate

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9 /10 father figure

he doesn’t get a 10 because he insists on cooking

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poor Deuce 

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wedding photos with some of the boys