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wow i should actually be active here and post stuff i write huh
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✧・゚ 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 | 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝
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➝ Summary | it was christmas. you were too homesick to actually enjoy it. corpse wanted to remedy that. 
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me, reading all the really nice comments on the second part: :’)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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corpse husband fluff!!!! so he’s said before on lives that he has really curly dark hair and i cant stop thinking about playing with his hair🥺🥺 like when he has a bad day or his illnesses are just making everything hurt i just imagine him putting his head in your lap and letting you run your hands through hid hair and massage his scalp aaaaa
𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 & 𝐉𝐨𝐲
Corpse Husband x Reader
Summary: Having his hair played with by you has become a coping mechanism for Corpse, and boy has it turned him into a needy soft boy.
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First of all, the man has the cutest bed head.
His hair is extra fluffy and extra messy when he wakes up, and you can’t help but compare him to a poodle after they’ve rolled around in bed and ruffled their fur.
He absolutely loves it when you play with his hair, especially when you gently scratch his scalp.
If you have somewhat long nails or acrylics, best believe he is going fall asleep extra fast.
When he has a bad day, he’ll just throw himself on to you lap, bury his head in your stomach, and wait for you to play with his hair.
You playing with his hair has become somewhat of a coping mechanism for him.
The sensation relaxes him and acts as a distraction for him to focus on rather than his illnesses or any of his anxiety driven thoughts.
Corpse is basically a needy kitten trapped in a grown man’s body sksksk
He’ll nuzzle his head against your stomach, thighs, or chest. Wherever he’s resting his head, best believe he’s gonna just gonna nuzzle away.
Even when you cup his face in you hands, he’ll just lean into your touch, humming with content as his eyes slowly close.
Literally whines when you stop.
Babyboy can be a bit of a drama queen, so expect lots of sad monologues when you try to get up for 2 seconds to get water or something.
“You’re..you’re just gonna..leave me..here?”
“Oh god.” He gasps, his tone dripping in melodrama. “Oh, god.”
“I’m losing her, I’m losing her. She’s gone.” He cries. “Oh what have I done.”
Only for you to come back literally 5 seconds later and burst his bubble.
“Corpse!” You laugh hysterically, hardly able to breathe at the deer in headlights expression on his face.
“You just left me here.” He grumbled, his curls flopping messily on to his face.
You rolled your eyes playfully.
“To make us a snack, you little brat.” You sassed, handing him his holy grail food; Cinnamon raisin toast slathered with velvety cream cheese.
Before you could even situate yourself back into bed, the plate of toast was ripped from your hands and your boyfriend’s cheeks were stuffed full.
“Fankyoubby” He mumbled, his words construed by the food in his mouth, an adorable smile on his face.
After he eats, his head is right back on your chest and your hands have resumed gently raking through his dark locks.
Also, imagine doing a hair mask with him?
While you’re lathering product on and combing through his curls, he deadass falls asleep.
Continues to sleep while you’re waiting for the product to soak in.
Gets grumpy when you wake him up to rinse out your hair, but then he’s in complete awe with how soft his hair is and how defined his curls are.
Brags to his friends and the chat later on his stream about his little pamper session.
“I’m telling you, some witchcraft shit happened. My hair has never been so...luxurious.”
“Maybe it’s Maybelline. Mayble I was just born with it.”
And of course, he brags about how lucky he is to have you.
“Y/N played with my hair for like, an hour. And made me cinnamon raisin bread toast. Pretty sure I’m one hundred percent cured.”
“Everyone needs someone like her in their lives. The world would be a much happier place.”
“But you can’t have her. She’s mine, I called it, I don’t make up the rules.”
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Part 2 was so fricken good 🥺 you are such a good writer!!!
AAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 🥺❤
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. 1:47am . -  Part Two
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DAMAGED GOODS 
Corpse Husband X FemReader
Summary: After accidentally calling Corpse, Y/N and him are trying to not be awkward in a park, so they play 20 questions. Corpse won’t let Y/N forget she ignored his 8ball request (she 100% did) 
Warnings: slight angst if you squint, cursing, mentions of car accidents and guns being pulled
A/N: i literally cant believe anyone read part one, thank you sm for the nice words and stuff :) 
Part 2 of ???? 
PART ONE
3:46am
You were sitting on a park bench with your skateboard next to you. The world around you was quiet, other than the occasional car speeding down the busy road next to the park. You pulled out your phone and checked your notifications, nothing. The last text you got was 10 minutes ago from Corpse saying he was on his way. 
“What the fuck am I doing?” you questioned yourself as you looked down at your board. It’s from junior year of high school. It was a beaten up Black Label skateboard, one that your crush from high school picked out for you. The only time you ever actually used it was when the two of you rode your boards together downtown after school. That was until he then began dating your other friend - then you never touched it again. 
Your gaze never parted from the board until your phone buzzed as your phone screen lit up. A text from Corpse appearing across your screen. 
3:48am
Corpse: here. 
You lifted your head and looked around in the darkness. The park around you is completely empty, the swings standing lifeless as the grim night air creeps around you. A slight chill makes it’s way up your spine and you began thinking to yourself, ‘am I going to be fucking murdered?’ The fear began to sneak upon you, your skin now crawling. Eventually, you heard the sound of a skateboard rolling towards you. Slowly, you’re able to make out the figure on the board as it begins to approach you. 
Tall, slender build, curly hair hid under a beanie, dressed in all black with a pullover hoodie. They effortlessly rode the board until their foot touched the ground, the board now stopped before you. They had a mask on, hiding most of their facial features aside their eyes and up. You were in shock, this is the first time you’ve seen him in person. In fact, you weren’t even sure if Sykkuno ever actually met up with him, despite living in the same city. Your nerves began to creep up more as you studied what features of him were available to view. So far, you declared he has the prettiest set of brown eyes you’ve ever seen. 
“Hey, y/n.” he spoke quietly, his deep voice erupting into the eerie night air. He stepped off his board and sat next to you onto the bench. 
“Hey, Corpse” you responded while giving him a small smile, looking down at your hands and twiddling with them. You were nervous being in his presence. Something about how mysterious he’s always been caused you to feel intimidated. Though, in person, you saw how anxious and awkward he actually was. He wasn’t looking you in the eyes, his hands were stuffed in his pocket and wait- was he shaking? This all made you wonder, why were you so nervous? 
He let out a breathy laugh and turned to face you, studying your features. You felt blush begin to rise to your cheeks. His high pitch laughter was one you had originally only heard through your headphones in-game, hearing it in person was a whole different experience. 
“You nervous?” he questioned you
“Uhh,” you locked eyes to him, you could tell he was smirking underneath his face mask with the way his eyes moved, “yeah actually, really fucking nervous honestly.” 
“Me too,” he chuckled and leaned forward, not making eye contact with you anymore. He rested his arms on his knees, “really fucking nervous.” 
“Why?” you let your eyes rest on his figure, studying his movements as he adjusted his beanie and anxious pulled his sleeves down to cover his hands. 
“It’s the first time I’ve been out of my apartment in fuckin’ days,” he slumped into the bench now while looking off into the nighttime, “Plus I haven’t seen more than half of my friends in person. Uhh, actually all of my friends.” 
“Well, ain’t I special?” you said, confusion festering inside of you. You felt yourself so intrigued by every movement and word that let his mouth. You wanted to watch him and listen to him talk for hours. What the fuck is happening? 
He looked over at you, yet another smirk hiding underneath his mask, “I wanted to ask you in person…”, he adjusted his seating to now face you again, “Why the fuck did you ignore my 8-Ball request?”
You stared deadpan, another laugh escaping you, “No fucking way. I totally fucking responded to that.” 
“No you didn’t,” he quickly responded, “you definitely didn’t.” 
“You brought me in the middle of a park at basically 4am to argue about 8-Ball?” You questioned him, watching his features soften more. A smile grew upon his face, brightening what you could see of his face. 
“Yes, yes I did actually.” You didn’t respond, instead you squinted your eyes and stared at him. “I-uh- I wanted to also, you know, actually talk to you?” He mumbled, “We never actually talk. Plus, you called ME at wee fucking hours in the mornin. Don’t you spin this around on me.” 
“It was an accident!!” You retorted, laughter escaping your lips so easily it felt natural to be sitting and laughing on a bench with him, “I didn’t mean to be weird and randomly call you!” 
He moved slightly close to you, slowly closing some of the space between the two of you, “Well, I was the weird one and asked you to hang out at 3am, so we’re even I guess.” 
You could smell his cologne and aftershave, and fuck it smelled amazing. He continued to mess with the sleeves of his hoodie, pulling them over his hands and tucking them anxiously in his pockets. 
“Okay, okay, my turn. What made you ask me to ‘chill’ in this park?” 
You studied him, awaiting his response. “Same reason you ‘accidentally’ called me,” he said, putting air quotation marks over the word accidentally. 
“Oh?” you jokingly questioned him, “and what’s that?” 
You wondered what he looked like under the mask. You wondered how his hair looks under his beanie. You wondered if he smelled even better under the layers of his hoodie and what appeared to be another sweatshirt underneath. Your mind began to wonder how his voice sounded like when he first woke up, or what he sounded like when he was half asleep. More thoughts began to dance throughout your head as you stared at him, looking at his eyes which showed he was smiling under his mask. 
“I wanted to get to know you better. Ya’know, actually talk and stuff.” He responded, breaking the shared eye contact and looking around you.
“And stuff?” you giggled, watching his nervous reaction. His hands were stuffed in his jacket pocket again.
“I don’t fucking know, what do normal socially inclined people do?” 
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4:11am
“Okay, how about this,” you spoke into the uncomfortable silence that fell between the two of you after you ran out of small talk. You two were staring at each other, motionless. “20 questions?” 
“20 questions?” he questioned you, narrowing his eyebrows in confusion
“Yeah, why not?” you laughed nervously, something about him made your nerves on high alert, “you start!” 
You positioned yourself to face him on the bench, crossing your legs in front of you and resting your arms on your legs. You gauged his reaction, the look of confusion flooding his face.  
“Uhhhhhh,” he turned to face you, mimicking the way you were sitting -  crossing his legs in front of him on the bench, “uhh- i don’t fucking know, favorite color?” 
“Blue!” you exclaimed, “I’ve always loved darker shades of blue, like turquoise or- well it’s not blue-blue but aquamarine too.” 
“Aquamarine? That’s a fancy color, heh. Guess mine.” 
“Black?” you giggled, looking his outfit up and down, it was about fifty shades of black. 
He laughed his signature high pitched laughter, adjusting his sleeves to again cover his hands, “Correct. How did you guess?”  
“Oh just a hunch, that’s all. It’s your turn.” 
“Uhhh,” he pulled out his phone and began typing rapidly. You stared at his hands, luminated from his phone screen. His chipped black nail polish was uneven on his nails, his rings shining bright against the light. His hands were veiny, you found yourself unable to look away, “I’m ass at these things, so lemme google something.” He began clicking rapidly, “…. Okay okay I’m ready. Got some questions and all” He held his phone up to hide the questions as he stared at them. 
“That’s cheating!” you giggled, reaching for his phone, “you’re a fucking cheater!”
“No, no, no, there are no rules. You did not say any rules. No rules! Ahem- okay.” he cleared his throat, scrolling through the question list, “holy fuck these questions. Ok- okay this one is good. So, ahem,” he put on a fake announcer voice, causing you to giggle even more, “Have you ever been in a car accident — and it was your fault?”
“Well damn,” you laughed, “where the fuck did you find these questions?”
“Hey man, I didn’t write the question. Anyway, you gotta answer it. Spill the beans, hunny” 
“Oh geez, well yes, I have been in a car accident, no I didn’t cause it.” You watched as his face softened, a look of sorrow clouding his dark eyes, “It was when I was in high school. A friend of mine- an old friend- was driving and another car blew a red light. It was a minor accident. No one was hurt or anything, but it fucked with my anxiety for a while. I still hate driving now. So I prefer public transportation.”
“Oh fuck- I’m glad you’re okay- jesus fuck. I’m sorry.”
“Honestly, I was paranoid about any cars. I refused to get in them for about a year, but I’m able to drive now, no worries. Anyway- your turn.” 
“I for one, have never been in a car accident, thankfully. However, I have had a gun pulled on me inside of my car, if that counts.”
“You WHAT?” you interrupted him, leaning closer to him, “ex-fucking-cuse me?” His nonchalant way about talking about that baffled you. 
He giggled, how was he giggling over this? “Yeah it was fucking wild man, straight fucking wild. I lived though.” 
“Okay, my turn. Why the fuck did you have a gun pulled on you?”
“You’re not letting that go, huh?”
“NO.” You shot back at him, “that’s fucking nuts.”
“It happened so fast, I can barely recall most of it. Guy tried to rob me, but I’m too fucking broke and didn’t have anything. Threatened to blow my head off, then fucking left. I still don’t know why the fuck he picked me. Do I even appear to look like I have any sort of value? But I lived, so there’s that.”
“Oh my fucking god.” That’s all you could manage to say, the thought of anything bad happening to him now begins to worry you. You have the strong urge to protect him from all evil, at any costs. 
“Yeah- straight fucking nuts. Anyway, my turn.” He began to scroll through the questions pulled up on his phone, letting out hmms and huuhs? until he finds a question that he deems worth asking, “What embarrasses you the most and/or what’s been your most embarrassing moment?”
“Hmmmm,” you took a moment to ponder the question, there’s a lot of things you’ve done that really embarrass yourself, “Okay so I was on a date with this guy I was really into in college, like I loved this guy before we even went out.”
“Was he cute?” Corpse asked, resting his elbows on his legs and his head on his hands, a pensive stare in his eyes as he peered at you.
“Uhhhh, really fucking cute actually….,” you were lost in his eyes, you couldn’t make out the rest of his face, but you’ve declared him as one of the most attractive people you’ve seen, “... uh anyway, so we were out on a date-”
“I can’t relate.” he interrupted, laughing again. 
“Huh?” you, again, we snapped out of your story. 
“Being on asked dates, can’t relate. I have never been asked on a date.” 
“I don’t believe that. Anyway-”
“O really? I legit have never been asked out on a date,” he let out a breathy laugh, “I’ll let you finish though.” 
“Well this isn’t a good date, anyway we were at the movies on a date and it happens to be the same exact movie theater his ex was at. Same movie, same time, same everything.” 
“Oh no…” Corpse knew exactly where this was headed. 
“Yuuupp, it was a ploy to run into his ex-girlfriend. They ended up getting back together right after that happened. Exact reason I hate the entire Purge series now.” 
“Evil. Straight fucken evil. I’m sorry.” he leaned his hand over to lay it on your leg, “that’s actually fucked.” 
He was touching you. His hand was on your leg, right above your knee. You felt the sensation of touch shoot up from your leg to your stomach. Your heart began pounding a thousand beats a second. Why were you acting this way? Why was your heart racing at an innocent touch to express sorrow? You tried your best to ignore it.  
You shrugged, although it still has taken a major shot to your self esteem, “I mean, it still stings but they have two kids now so, good for them I guess.” 
“At least you’re not spending the money on diapers now,” he laughed, moving his hand away and giving you finger guns, “that shit is outrageous.”  That was the cutest shit you’ve ever seen.
“Okaay, my turn. So have you really never been asked on a date?” You watched his reaction, he quickly rubbed the back of his head again, letting out an anxious laugh. 
“I mean, I’ve been on dates with my ex before and like, two other people, but I was the one to always ask ya’know. I never had anyone take interest in me first. I’m always the initiator. It’s not really that deep though. I actually like not being bothered with relationship shit honestly. Anyway, my turn.” 
Why did that upset you? You felt a ping in your heart. A ping of sadness. What’s wrong with you?
He scrolled through the questions a bit, searching for a good one to ask. 
“Okay, this one isn’t as cringe, what's the luckiest thing that's ever happened to you?”
You thought for a moment, looking at him staring back at you. A smile forming underneath his mask despite the lack of sleep hitting you both. The early morning sky began to form around you two on the park bench, you couldn’t deny it, he was attractive. You couldn’t see his face fully, but his visible features were inviting. You wanted to see what he was hiding on the mask. He had warm eyes, curly mess hair, you imagined he was more attractive than you imagined under the mask. “Well, I’m sitting on a fucking park bench at like 5am with Corpse Husband. Completely unplanned, no sleep at all. Answering questions about our lives in the darkness. Totally random, almost face reveal and all.”
Wait what the fuck - were you just flirting with him? Why are you flirting with him? You couldn’t tell, but he seemed to blush. 
“Oh shut the fuck up,” he laughed leaning over and playfully nudging your arm, “this is after you randomly called me, don’t forget that.”
“IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!” 
“I knew you never actually wanted to talk to me.” 
“Ohmyfuckinggod.” you reached over and snatched the phone from his hand. In the process, you accidentally touched his hands, you felt another surge of butterflies rush through you again. You tried to brush them away and scrolled through the questions, “do you believe in soulmates?” 
Of all questions, you asked that one. You wanted to smack yourself. What were you doing? 
He raised his eyebrows, bringing his hands to his chin, rubbing the front part of his mask. You wondered what he looked like without the mask on again. Thoughts of his skin racing through your mind, “Huh. I don’t honestly. I don’t think anyone is truly meant for anyone. Love is fucking hard, yaknow? Sure you can be attracted and interested in someone. But to actually have a meaningful, fulfilling relationship, it doesn't just happen. You need to actually want it. Want to actually work and build with them. No one is someone’s actual soul mate. Don’t even get me started if someone dies.” 
“Period sis,” you laughed, “I’d like to believe there’s someone for everyone though.” You were a hopeless romantic, it’s showing. 
“My person is the one that probably was murdered or something,” he laughed, looking down at his pant legs, “I kinda gave up on relationships and shit anyway. I’m not really the ideal partner.”
“Why?” you didn’t mean to ask that immediately after he spoke, it slipped out
“It’s my turn, mam.” He laughed, taking his phone back, “ooooh here’s a goodie, when you can’t sleep at night, what keeps you awake?” 
“Everything,” you blurted out, laughing, “fucking everything.” 
“Mood.” 
You paused for a moment, letting go on any filter you’ve had set, tiredness is setting in and you have no control over your words, “I always feel like I’m never really good enough, yaknow? Like I don’t really belong anywhere. I feel like I’m an outsider everywhere. I guess, I guess that’s what keeps me awake at night. Damn that got really fucking emo.” 
He nodded, the two of you not speaking for a good minute. He finally broke the silence, “Yeah, yeah. I actually fully understand that feeling.” 
“My turn,” you didn’t look at the phone this time, “so why did you give up on relationships? Or finding in love, or whatever.” 
Why did you care so much? Why are you asking him this? 
He took a deep breath, letting up a breathy chuckle, “Ah fuck, I-I don’t think I’ve ever talked about this before - like out loud.” He paused for a brief second, you were moments away from telling him it was fine without answering, but he continued on, “I- I don’t really see myself as a good partner honestly. Like, I don’t go outside much. I don’t show myself anywhere - that’s actually unfair to my partners. I can’t see myself being able to fully invest myself into a relationship either, I have so much other shit going on. My life it’s self is a fucking mess, I’m a fucking mess. I don’t deserve that sense of happiness either.” 
“Why’s that?” You questioned him, staring into his eyes. Those big brown eyes shined back.
“I just don’t. I can’t go outside without fucken panicking, without worrying someone will find me. That’s why my ex left me. I couldn’t do anything with her, no, for her. She wanted to go out and do all of these lavish things, but me? I couldn’t. Literally would fucken panic at the thought. Hyperventilate, shake. What the fuck is wrong with me? I wouldn’t want any parts of that either. She got tired of waiting for me to fix myself and left. I can’t blame her, she had every right to. I can’t see myself committing to anything. I’m so accustomed to everyone leaving. I-I can’t put myself through that heartbreak. I don’t want to put myself through heartbreak again. I- I don’t know. I’m scared to get attached. I-” 
You were staring at him, lost in his eyes. Lost in the emotion of his voice as he spoke. Raw, unfiltered, passionate, and real. Every croke as he spoke, every pause, stutter. Your heart was about to break. Who hurt him so badly that they caused him to feel broken? To feel betrayed? To feel so unloveable. You wanted to speak, but you were lost in him confessing his heart to you randomly on a park bench in the center of the city.
“Corpse,” you breathed out, watching the tears begin to well up in his eyes. Wait, he’s about to fucking cry. Holy shit. How do you calm a crying person? Do you even have tissues on you? You’re not prepared for this. 
He turned his head away and cleared his throat, trying to hide his watering eyes, “Fuck I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean-uhhhhhh- fuck- uhhh, ignore me.”
“Corpse,” you again said, reaching over to grab his hand. You made contact with the top of his hand, feeling the top of his rings grace underneath your palm. His skin is soft and warm. How the fuck is his skin so soft? You wrapped your hand around his and you lost control, you squeezed his hand to let him know you were there. You were listening, processing his emotion. You were letting him know you cared. 
“Thank you, y/n.” he looked back over at you, flipping his hand around so your palms are now touching. He intertwined your fingers together. His eyes are watering still, now vulnerable and more alive.
You were holding hands. Your heart began racing, you imagined it would jump out of your chest. He scooted himself directly next to you, your legs touching now. He rested his head on your shoulder, keeping your hands intertwined. His hair smelled like… was that cherry blossoms? His head was heavy on your shoulders, but it never felt so perfectly placed. He let out a deep sigh and you felt the breath on your shoulders. You began to panic inside, but it wasn’t a bad panic. It was a nervous panic. 
“Of course,” you whisper, laying your head on top of his, “damaged goods gotta stick together.”
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Cat Boys are Ruining my Life
corpse husband x gender neutral! reader 
summary: you and corpse grow closer when he starts co-parenting your cat 
request: Hi! 👉👈 um- so I was wondering if you could write some fluff where reader and corpse are neighbors, and reader has a cat that really likes Corpse so they decide to co-parent? Like the cat spends every other night at Corpse’s @simp-listicc
warnings: cats 
word count: 1.2k 
notes: This is proof read but I could have missed some stuff. If your name is crossed out that means you changed your username and I couldn’t properly tag you; just send me a message. I really like this one and I hope everyone enjoys :) 
main blog: @itsmysleepover 
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You had lived in your apartment for about a year and you loved it. You loved the independence and having your own space but you hated feeling lonely. You decided to finally get a cat. You’ve always wanted one but your parents were allergic and your old roommate didn’t like them. Now that you lived alone nothing was stopping you. One Saturday morning, you got in your car giddy and ready to drive to the animal shelter that seemed to taunt you every time you drove past.
You went to see the cats and your eyes were immediately drawn to a gorgeous tortoiseshell cat. He was a fully grown adult cat; the shelter attendant informed you he had been brought in after someone found him on the street. The tag outside his cage said his name was Hobbes and you couldn’t stop fawning over him.  You signed the papers and paid the fee, not caring how much. Hobbes was now your child.
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thank you for all the feedback on the first part of that story! i was extremely nervous to post it but i feel a lot better now
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Idk if you can write anything from this but this has been on my mind for a bit, I feel like since corpse would such a chaotic boyfriend I think that when he’s cuddling with or hugging his partner he’d lightly bite them to show his love. Like he’d kiss them but then bite them on the shoulder, neck or collarbone or something idk.
I’ve never thought of this before but you’re absolutely right. This definitely happens. Wow you’re so right about this.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy 🖤🖤
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He’s been doing it pretty much since the moment the two of you started dating. It’s just fucking adorable and you honestly don’t mind it at all.
The first he did it, you were cooking breakfast and he came up behind you to hug you from behind. Then, he pressed kisses to your neck. You giggled and moved your head to give give him better access. He then just kinda... nibbled on your neck for a second?
Not in the way that one would give a hickey. More like the way a small woodland creature would nibble on your finger.
You pulled away, turned around and just raised one eyebrow at him. He instantly started blushing and was just like “I’m sorry I really like you” and you kinda just shrug it off cause he’s weird like that.
He also does it to your wrist sometimes? Like he’ll take your hand and play with your fingers when he’s nervous. But then to say thank you, he’ll press a kiss your wrist. Before you know it, he also bites your wrist lightly just to prove his point.
On multiple occasions youve had to say the words “CORPSE! STOP TRYING TO EAT ME!” And he kinda just blushes and says “but nom nom.”
The place he does this the most is your thighs. You sometimes wonder if he even realizes he does it. You wake up the next morning and there are bite marks on your thighs and you’re not even surprised.
It’s official. You don’t have a boyfriend. You have a small woodland creature. Some cross between a squirrel, a rat and a crow.
That’s what you’re dating.
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Cold (Corpse Husband X Reader)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! As a gift, I present this story as a present. I apologize for any grammar and spelling errors, I had been trying all day to finish this but my family seem to make it there mission to keep me from working on it.  I hope that everyone has a safe and wonderful holiday! Pairing: Corpse Husband X Reader. Fluff fluff Maybe the cold wasn’t so bad. _______________________________________________________________ It was safe to say Corpse was a Cali boy. The sunny, warm city of San Diego has been his home for all his life. The only differences in the seasons were that the temperature dropped about ten degrees in fall and winter. Corpse was west cost boy through and through. You, however, came from the northeast United States. Hot, sunny summer days on the beach and cold, snowy winters were the beloved memories of your childhood. You loved the orange and reds that painted the trees in fall and the colorful flowers that sprung up in spring. The changing of the seasons was a hard loss when you moved to the west coast. You were okay with it, you had amazing friends and a wonderful loving boyfriend but the holidays didn’t feel quite the same. You were a little down when you say the Christmas decorations and the temperature were in the high sixty. There had always been the idea of going home for the holiday but you didn’t want to leave Corpse alone. No one should spend the holidays alone and you two had spent the holidays together since you first moved to the west coast. Your family had been asking for you to bring this wonderful boyfriend you mentioned so much home so they could finally put a face (and name) to the man and what a better time than the holidays right? As much as you wanted to, you always turned down the invitation and idea of going back home for the holidays. Traveling was stressful, especially when it was to another state. Add on the stress of the usual stress of the holidays and meeting your family on top of that and you worried. Corpse already had a bit of a hard time going outside and you didn’t dare put that kind of stress on him. You were content with spending the holidays in your little apartment with Corpse. That was until he brought the idea up himself. “Are you sure you are okay with this?” You asked for probably the thousandth time. The two of you were getting ready to head to the airport. Suitcases were by the door and you were doing one last check around the apartment before you left. You figured that it would be best to get an overnight flight because they were less likely to be crowded and less chaotic. Your question had been one that you had asked over and over again. “For the hundredth time, I’m perfectly okay with this, Y/N.” Corpse said, hiding his shaking hands in the pocket of his hoodie. “It’s too late for us to cancel anyway.” Tucking the envelope with the tickets into your purse, You walked over to Corpse and looked into his eyes. After two years of dating, the two of you were pretty good at reading each other. You could see his anxiety was through the roof but Corpse was trying to keep a brave face for you. Reaching up, you wrapped your arms around his neck and hugged him tightly. His breath fanned against your neck and he wrapped his arms around you, pulling you close. “I love you, Corpse. If you don’t feel okay with this, we don’t have to go. My family will understand.” You told him as you pulled back slightly.  Corpse tilted his head down slightly, gently pressing his forehead against yours. “Honey, I want to do this.” He said before kissing your forehead. “I’m curious to see where you grew up and meet your family. You’ve done so much for me, Let me do this one thing for you.” You blinked away the tears that were threatening to fill your eyes. “I don’t know what I did to deserve someone as wonderful as you.” You said. A grin spreads across Corpse’s lips and he chuckled. “I wonder the same thing every day. Come one, we better go before we’re late.” Stealing one last kiss from each other, the two of you locked up the apartment and headed downstairs. Corpse felt your hand slide into his, warm fingers lacing with his cold ones, and gave it a gentle squeeze. He squeezed back, smiling softly. His nerves and anxiety were still pretty high but with you by his side, it didn’t seem so suffocating. ________________________ It was cold. Really cold. Corpse groaned slightly as he slowly woke up, his body aching slightly. The familiar warmth and scent of vanilla told him that it was you cuddled against his side. Out of habit, he lifted a  hand and ran it through your hair. With his other hand, he sluggishly felt around on the side table for his or your phone. He grabbed it and brought it close to check the time. The brightness of the screen made him flinch and let out a mumbled curse as he fumbled a bit to turn it down. Once he managed to do it, Corpse saw that it was three am. Well, he had managed to get at least a few hours of sleep. The two of you had been at your parent’s house for three days. It hadn’t been bad. The plane ride and meeting your parents had been the most stressful. His hands couldn’t stop shaking and he had been breathing a little faster than normal but you managed to keep him grounded. You never let go of his hand, constantly reminding him that you were there. Your family was very welcoming. Your mother had wasted no time to break out the baby albums and show Corpse the pictures of younger you cover head-to-toe in the mud with a bright grin on your face. Your father had been prepared to give Corpse the whole “Protective father talk.” but one look at you and Corpse’s intertwined hands and the way you were towards each other, he knew that his daughter was in safe hands. You couldn’t be more ecstatic that your parents love Corpse and you could slowly see Corpse relaxing around them. A sudden chill ran down his spine and Corpse held you a bit closer. The cold was one thing he was not a fan of. He was from San Diego. The lowest it ever got there was in the fifties and when you two-step off the plane, it was freaking thirties. It sucked! He pulled the blanket up higher, trying to salvage some of the warmth underneath. It made his body ache, his nose runny, he could feel the tips of his fingers or his toes and it was just…cold!! Looking towards the window, he noticed something. He shifted a bit to get a better look. Outside, in the soft yellow glow of the streetlights, snowflakes slowly danced down to earth. It was a steady flurry, not too light yet not a huge snowstorm. Corpse watched the flakes descended from the sky. He had never seen snow in real life before. “It’s pretty isn’t it.” Corpse looked down to see you awake and watching the snow with a sleepy smile on your lips. “When I was younger and I knew it would snow, I would stay up to see the first flakes fall from the sky. There something about seeing those flurries that just makes me happy..” He hummed softly, fingers lazily running through your hair. You melted slightly as you turned your head to nuzzle him. A smile tugged on his lips and he pressed his face into your hair. You were right in a way. While it didn’t give him the excitement you mentioned at the moment, maybe because it was late and/or he was still overly tired from being. However, watching the snowfall in the warm, yellowish glow from the nearby streetlight and having you snuggles against his side sent this calmness over him. He closed his eyes, pulling you close. You had already drifted back to sleep, a content smile on your lips. For a moment like this…maybe the cold isn’t so bad. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I think its pretty decent for having been slightly rushed. If anyone wants to be added to a future tag list, let me know. Now I’m off to bed. Merry Christmas to all and too all a good night.
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Wait I’m from New England sorry if this is stupid. Are there really dunkins outside of New England and the east coast? I thought everyone said that there weren’t any in the rest of the country. Did that change? I am so stupid 🖤
its not a stupid questions! i live on the east count and there is definitely a bunch of dunkins here, like one on every other street corner lmao 
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uhh hi there, this is my first public fan fic (LOOOOL) 
Corpse Husband X FemReader 
Summary: Y/N can’t sleep and accidentally calls Corpse one night. 
Warnings: cursing, that’s about it? 
Part 1 of ????????
1:47am
You laid in bed, bringing your hands to your face and letting out a deep sigh. It’s been days since you were able to get a good night’s sleep. Your insomnia has been striking harder than usual and it’s slowly taking a toll on your mental health, more so than usual that is. Your sleep schedule has become you sleeping in the afternoon and spending the nights and early mornings wide awake, trying to get a grip on the amount of work you have piling up and your wonderful habit of you ignoring it. You’ve experienced sleepless nights before, but with your final semester of graduate school coming to close, it’s slowly eating you alive. You’ve missed class sessions, speeches, meetings, everything. You pick up your phone and look at the lock screen, the time displayed before you now mocking you. 
You let out another sigh before accepting the fact you won’t be sleeping tonight, again. You had your final paper due tonight at midnight and you didn’t even start writing it yet so you reached under your bed and grabbed your laptop, hoping to at least get a head start on it now.
Or so you hoped. 
2:30am
The bright screen of your laptop stares into your eyes as you look at your empty screen. On the Google Document screen, the furthest you’ve gotten is your name, course number, and title. The rest remains blank and your motivation meter feels in the negative. Your body wanted so badly to sleep, but it wasn’t happening anytime soon. Your mind is awake and running on full alert.
“Fuck it,” you tell yourself, slamming your laptop shut before dropping it on the floor next to your bed. It landed with a thud on your carpeted floor. You gave up at this point. 
In the dark, the sounds of the city outside of your apartment are creeping into your bedroom. They dance around you as your laying in the dark, alone, emotionless, and completely drained. You reach for your phone and unlock the screen, unleashing the smallest bit of light in your pitch black bedroom. The worst part of being awake at this hour is the feeling of complete loneliness that washes over you. You desperately wanted to have some form of contact with another person so you reached your contact list, searching for anyone to reach out to. You scroll through, trying to figure out which person in your friend group would be awake at this hour. 
Your best friend Sykkuno? He always falls asleep early and you didn’t want to wake him. 
Rae? You recall her texting you goodnight around midnight, she was definitely fast asleep. 
You scrolled through your coworkers, your family, and random numbers from college that you barely knew. You were stumped and about to accept your loneliness, until you finally stumbled upon one name, Corpse.  
Corpse and you were casual friends at best. You had no idea what he looked like or what his actual name was, you simply called him what everyone else does - Corpse. That’s normal for him anyway. He was an enigma, a man of mystery and wonder. You had to admit though, you were intrigued by the mystery that surrounded him, after all you have little to no information about him. You knew him through Sykkuno and exchanged numbers after a successful round as impostor in the game. The most interaction you had with after that was through text about the rounds of Among Us you two would play, and also through 8-Ball rounds after he randomly sent you a game request in the middle of the night. 
‘You’re still awake?’ he texted you one night when you responded to his game request at 3am. 
‘I don’t sleep lmao’ you texted him back, immediately. 
‘shit bitch, same here’ 
Aside from talking about playing Among Us in the future or sending random memes back and forth to each other, he was notorious for sending you photos of his latest addiction, Bingus, in the early hours of the morning. 
One morning at 4:34am: Corpse: 
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Y/N: why
Corpse: bingus.
Your conversations never really stemmed any further than text communication though. You hovered over his contact information, the photoless icon staring at you. You hesitated for a moment, would calling him at almost 3am cross an unspoken boundary? Most likely. You decided against it, but the moment your brain decided not to disturb him, you dropped your phone. Of fucking course, you would drop your phone on your face right now. In the process of dropping your phone, you hit the phone call icon. 
“What the fuck-” you scrammbled to try and pick up your phone before he answered and end the call. 
Too late. 
“H-hello, y/n?” his deep voice boomed from the other side of the phone. You could hear the shyness ring through his voice. 
The first time you heard his voice took you for a loop. Sykkuno had invited you to his gaming lobby since they needed one more person and you expressed interest in playing. He always gushed about how fun it was playing with his friends so you happily obliged and quickly hopped into their server. Everyone greeted you happily, until one voice spoke. 
“Hey, what’s up?”
“WHO THE FUCK-”
The entire lobby erupted into laughter, including the deep voice that spoke. You’re happy you took a break and weren’t currently streaming because your face was red, you didn’t mean to blurt that out but that voice- holy shit.
“Oh jesus, that’s Corpse!” Sykkuno exhaled, “we love our Corpse.”
“Heh- sorry about that. Hi, Corpse.” 
“I’m more shocked when people don’t respond like that.” 
“Oh hey, Corpse.” You tried to play off the anxiety rushing throughout your body. You didn’t intend to actually call him, you weren’t prepared for this at all. 
“Heey…” He said his voice trailing off, clearly confused by you randomly calling him in the middle of the night, “what’s going on?” 
“Oh nothing, I can’t sleep,” you confessed, trying to calm your nerves down, “how are you?” 
“I’m okay, just working on some stuff,” he paused for a moment, you heard what sounded like a pencil drop, “why can’t you sleep?”
You let out a small laugh, “I wish I knew. I can never sleep but uhh- what stuff are you working on?”
“Some lyrics I guess, just drabbling stuff down. Early in the morning is the only time I can really focus on shit.” 
“Oh, yeah-yeah. It’s normally really relaxing at this hour.”
“Yeah, yeah. Definitely.”  
You wanted to hit yourself over the head, this conversation was so forced and uncomfortable, “Sooo,” 
“Soooo,” Corpse responded, giggling for a moment. You wondered if he were as uncomfortable as you, “you called me to make small talk or?”
“I,” you hesitated for a moment, eh fuck it, “Imma be honest. I didn’t mean to call you-”  He let out a loud laugh, it boomed into your ears. 
“Well shit,” he responded, catching his breath from laughing. 
“No-no-no, not like that. Don’t make me feel bad! My phone slipped out of my hand and fell onto my bed, thus calling you.”
“Wow, I feel so much better.” he chucked mid sentence, “You can accidentally call me but not respond to 8-Ball?” 
“I was considering calling you but I wasn’t sure if it would be weird!” You retorted, laughing, “I didn’t want to be a weirdo and call you at like 3 in the morning.”
“Well, here we are,” he teased, “I’m just fucking with ya’, honestly I’m not used to people calling me though.” 
“I’m not one to typically call people,” you joked, it was true though. You did everything in your power to never call people. 
“So you were going to call me though…” he paused for a couple moments, anxiety began to overwhelm you. Talking to Corpse even over text always made you nervous, you were never sure why since he’s always been extremely kind and welcoming, but actually speaking on his phone, hearing his voice and reactions, you were about to break out into sweats, “Why?”
“I… uh…” you were silent before beginning to speak again, “I knew you would be awake and I wanted to talk to someone. It gets lonely being awake at this hour.” 
“Ahhh,” his voice sounded from the other end of the phone, “l see. It does get really fucking lonely.” 
“Yeaaah,” you felt the nervousness wash over you again. You had no idea how to respond or what to do. The conversation itself felt so forced. 
He cleared his throat and you could hear him sit up, adjusting his position in his chair, “I-uh, wanna go chill in a park or something?”
Excuse me - what? Did he actually just say that? 
You caught your breath, your mouth slightly agape, “Wait- what?”
He let out a laugh, a deep raspy laugh. The butterflies entered into your chest and made their way up your throat, “You live near Sykkuno right?”
“Yeah,” you were still processing what was happening, you never expected Corpse to invite you to hang everywhere. You knew how anxious he was about, well everything basically. The last thing you expected was for him to want to hang out with you, “he lives in the same city as me. We were childhood friends.” 
“I live in LA too,” he chuckled, “There isn’t anything else to do. Do you skate?” 
“I used to,” you confessed thinking back to all of the scraps and bruises from when you attempted to skateboard to impress a guy you liked years ago, “I still have my board but it’s been years since I even touched it.” 
“Perfect, grab your board and meet me at that park right across from the Dunkin. You know, the really fucking shitty one.”
“Isn’t that every Dunkin though?”
He let out a giggle, and honestly it was the cutest thing you’ve heard, “okay fair, you got me there.” 
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i’ve mostly posted my old poetry from high school on this account, but i’m going to start posting some stories i’ve been writing.
right now it’s mostly fan fic lmao
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mom,                              i’m sorry
i'm not the young girl i once was, mother.
not every day is filled with sunshine
not every song has happy lyrics
not every smile is real
mom,
i'm sorry.
a hidden poem 
July 2014 
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he tasted like smoke and coffee,
like death and sweetness
something that can kill you
but its addictive.
all the bad and good things in life
combined into a mouth that created starlights on my skin and I couldn’t get enough of it.
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