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And episode one of Cybersix is finally done. It was pretty good. The animation is good. The fight scenes are good. It was a little cartoony here and there, but it was to be expected. After all, it is a 90s cartoon. Which reminds me....

There were parts that were so 90s that they hurt. Hurt physically. Hell, even hurt on a spiritual level a bit.

But all in all, it was a good watch and we can’t wait to do episode two.

See ya later ya’ll~

#live review #episode review #and now bed #we're tired as fuck #not surprising #since its almost six in the moring #we should have been in bed hours ago #but we had to get the episode done #even if it meant being dumbasses about it #like really dumb #why are we like this #oh fuck it #never mind #sleep now #where I can dream #of Lucas and Adrian/Cybersix kissing #or fucking #or both #both is good

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Lukan: Well they just had a moment.

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #Lucas and Cybersix totally just had a moment #ship ship ship #now kiss

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Jose: You idiot! You lost everything!

Lukan: Bitch, you were the one who drove the truck into the ocean.

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #Jose #this brat #this annoying little brat #jumped into the driver's seat #thinking that he was big shit #and could drive the truck #never once thinking that it might be better #to let Blond Hulk drive the truck #you know #the goon that's bigger than you #so much bigger than you that he can reach the peddles #but no #you had to do it yourself #like an idiot #and then blame it on someone else #when you done fucked up #I swear to god #I don't care that you're a kid #I will throw down with you

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Lukan: I think that he’s driving a bug. Weasel: Really, Sensei Daddy? You couldn't have used the street?

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #Lucas #once again #Lucas is giving the dumb blond stereotype a whirl #look buddy #I know that you're in a rush #because you want to help Cybersix #by try and think with your upper head #not your lower one #you're a teacher for christ's sake #you're smarter than this #or at least you should be

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Cybersix: Hey bonehead, your brains are showing. Lukan: What kind of insult is that? Weasel: A 90s one.

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #oh dear lord #that insult was so 90s #so 90s #that it physically hurts

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Cybersix: Come with me if you want to live.

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #paraphrasing #she didn't really say that #but it was implied #kind of #sort of #but fuck it #the poor kidnapped saps saw their chance #and took it #they ran for it #also I'm tired #so give me a break #its not my fault my brain is rebelling #and not working from well from lack of sleep #oh wait... #YOU SAW NOTHING

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Weasel: ...How did she do all that? Lukan: I don’t know. Some kind of bullshit magic or something?

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #that is a good question #how did Cybersix do all that? #does she have magic powers #telekinesis #does it have anything do with her ability to change her sex #inquiring minds want to know

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Lukan: Well that was cartoony.

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #so Cybersix busts into Lucas' home #asks for the vial #and then Jose and his goons rush in #they fight #Lucas some to the rescue #again #and gets a few good hits in #before getting KO-ed #Cybersix gets the goons to leave him alone by cat calling them #and leads them on a merry chase #and tricks them into falling off of a building #in a way that would make Bugs Bunny proud #did she take lessons from the Road Runner #or something

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Lukan: Adrian goes home and is worried about his bro. Does this whole debate about helping Lucas and then....

Lukan: He fucking turns into a chick. No, not just a chick. He turns into Cybersix. Like oh my fucking god. I have so many questions.

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #damn right #I have so many question #I have question for days #she didn't bind her boobs or anything #just looked and sounded just like a dude #does that mean she can change her sex? #like go from male to female #and vise versa #just change her lady bits into guy bits #or does keep her lady bits and rest of her body become like a man's #which is it?! #and will it effect her ability to deflower Lucas? #eh probably not #but it begs the question #would she use her dick to deflower Lucas #or her pussy #inquiring minds want to know

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Lukan: So Jose and his goons go and tear up Lucas’ apartment, probably looking for the glowing vial.

Lukan: And when they don’t find it, they leave just as Lucas and Adrian come up the stairs, missing each other by seconds.

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #talk about a close call #they almost threw down with a child #well not a child #I doubt that Jose would fight them himself #since he's not only a kid #but some whiny arrogant and self-entitled right hand man #he would just have his goons fight them for him

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Lukan: Say what?!

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #so the Big Bad sends his right hand man Jose to deal with Cybersix #and this big guy #like one of the blond hulks #but bigger with darker hair #and better looking too #so would smash #comes walking in #then it it pans down #to this little kid #who is the real Jose #like what the fuck man #why is there a child #why did Big Bad send a boy to do a man's job #just what is he smoking #to think that sending a kid is a good idea

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Weasel: Is that a man in a dress? Lukan: I... I don't know? Maybe? Weasel: Serious question, is that a man in a dress?

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #that is a good question #is that a man in a dress? #or is he wearing some fancy victorian style shirt? #or is it an ugly woman? #the world may never know

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Lukan: Did he just grab a piece of pizza, stick it in his mouth and run off with it like a cute anime girl?

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #Lucas #wow Lucas #just wow #you have just proven #that you are a maiden #and I can't wait for Adrian to deflower you #or for Cybersix to deflower you #or have both of them deflower you #all options are good

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Lukan: Adrian knows what’s up.

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #Lucas #Adrian #okay so #Lucas invites Adrian to breakfast #where he tells the hot nerd what happened #and gushes over Cybersix #pulls out the glowing vial when adrian brushes him off #and Adrian freaks out over it #like the kind of freak out where he knows what it is #and is worried about his bro #Adrian what aren't you telling us? #Do you know Cybersix? #is she your friend? #sister? #lover? #what the fuck is up

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Weasel: Oh. My. God. Look at the size AND SHAPE of that schnoz. Lukan: Eh, he probably has a big dick. Weasel: What the fuck woman?

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #what? #you know how the saying goes #if the guy has a big nose #then he has a big dick #and with the size of that nose #his dick must be huge #I'm sorry #but I don't make the rules

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Weasel: Hello Big Bad.

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #and here we have the head honcho himself #the Big Bad #let me guess #your evil plans are world domination #like ever other big villain schmuck #oh how original #we quiver before your mighty ambitions

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Weasel: Is that a Xenomorph or a DBZ villain?

#cybersix #episode 1 #live review #hell if I know #maybe its both? #or their love child #but if so #which DBZ villain would be father #no wait #would be the mother #since you cant knock up a xenomorph #I think? #need to consult with the porn of it #and the fanfics