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Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny
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Me: “I don’t need sex”
My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”
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I’m starting to think some of you guys are gay.
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Support Trans Boys
Who are curvy.
Who wear makeup.
Who do not go on hormones.
Who do not bind/who cannot bind.
Who do not pack/who cannot pack.
Who are femme. 
Who are short.
Who are pre-op.
Who are gay.
Who are straight.
Who struggle with mental illness.
Who have higher voices.
Who have no facial/body hair.
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much love and respect to lesbians who aren’t “visible,” don’t get the nod in public, long to be recognized by their sisters. much love and respect to lesbians who are too “visible,” don’t get to choose when and where its safe to be out. all lesbians deserve both visibility and safety. protect & uplift one another. 
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I’m here, I’m queer, and I might be finally getting my first chest binder soon!!😜
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when your son wants to talk about sex
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when your feed just KNOWS
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Reblog If You Are Pro Pinapple On Pizza
I need to prove a point to @sweetnspicycarrothead
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I had a date tonight with a girl I’ve been seeing and we were talking about tattoos and I mentioned wanting one of a bumblebee behind my ear and she stared at me for a second and then pulled back her hair and showed me a tattoo of a bumblebee behind her ear and lemme tell you if I didn’t believe in soulmates before I sure as hell do now that’s some next level shit
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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD
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Back on that grind
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Sported my first suit this weekend. I'm a baby queer
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Today I played the part of the weird, queer cousin
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Anxiety is like being set on fire and trying to be calm about it while waiting for someone to put it out. But everyone around you is like, “What fire? Don’t worry about it.”
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