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🚨 THE FIRST LYRIC OF EVERY SONG ON THE AZIRAPHALE PLAYLIST SPELLS 'INEFFABLE' 🚨

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Every interaction with Thorin ever

someone: damn, I seem to have lost my keys  Thorin: do not SPEAK to me about LOSS 

#when i tell you I cackled at the dinner table #loved it #the hobbit #thorin #thorin oakenshield #lord of the rings #jrr tolkien

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So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

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The Durin Line is useless

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it's the season of writer's block!

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Me too Bilbo me too

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Being a writer is just 97% googling words to make sure they mean exactly what you always assumed they meant.

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funniest trope is found family but the family you found fucking sucks

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Here's some I found

Made a meme I'm proud of

#low opacity elrond #faramir #boromir #galadriel #lotr #lord of the rings #rop amazon #lotr rop

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Made a meme I'm proud of

#low opacity elrond #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr funny #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #jrr tolkien #elrond #boromir #faramir #funny post

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One of the best things to come out of the Rings of Power series is this frame:

The low opacity Elrond saga continues

#low opacity elrond #my man is going through it in every movie #rop amazon #lotr rop #rings of power #lord of the rings #lotr #elrond #lotr funny #funny #amazon #amazon series #half elves #middle earth

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three tickets to the barbie movie, please

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if we have a movie night YOU have to pick the movie bc if you make me pick i'll just pick the hobbit and talk the whole time about how gay the burglar and leader are

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Bilbo 🤝 Thorin

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big L for twitter

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Smaug when Bilbo and Thorin enter Erebor

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Fanfiction Authors: HEADS UP

(Non-authors, please RB to signal boost to your author friends!)

An astute reader informed me this morning that one of my fics (Children of the Future Age) had been pirated and was being sold as a novel on Amazon:

(And they weren't even creative with their cover design. If you're going to pirate something that I spent a full year of my life writing, at least give me a pretty screenshot to brag about later. Seriously.)

I promptly filed a DMCA complaint to have it removed, but I checked out the company that put it up -- Plush Books -- and it looks like A LOT of their books are pirated fic. They are by no means the only ones doing this, either -- the fact that """publishers""" can download stories from AO3 in ebook format and then reupload them to Amazon in just a few clicks makes fic piracy a common problem. There are a whole host of reasons why letting this continue is bad -- including actual legal risk to fanfiction archives -- but basically:

IF YOU ARE A FANFIC AUTHOR WITH LONG AND/OR POPULAR WORKS, PLEASE CHECK AMAZON TO SEE IF YOUR STORIES HAVE BEEN PIRATED.

You can search for your fics by title, or by text from the description (which is often just copied wholesale from AO3 as well). If you find that someone has stolen your work and is selling it as their own, you can lodge a DMCA complaint (Amazon.com/USA site; other countries have different systems). If you haven't done this before, it's easy! Here's a tutorial:

HOW TO FILE A COPYRIGHT COMPLAINT FOR STOLEN WORK ON AMAZON.COM:

First, go to this form. You'll need to be signed into your Amazon account.

Select the radio buttons/dropdown options (shown below) to indicate that you are the legal Rights Owner, you have a copyright concern, and it is about a pirated product.

Enter the name of your story in the Name of Brand field.

In the Link to the Copyrighted Work box, enter a link to the story on AO3 or whatever site your work is posted on.

In the Additional Information box, explain that you are the author of the work and it is being sold without your permission. That's all you really need. If you want, you can include additional information that might be helpful in establishing the validity of your claim, but you don't have to go into great detail. You can simply write something like this:

I am the author of this work, which is being sold by [publisher] without my permission. I originally published this story in [date/year] on [name of site], and have provided a link to the original above. On request, I can provide documentation proving that I am the owner of the account that originally posted this story.

In the ASIN/ISBN-10 field, copy and paste the ID number from the pirated copy's URL. You'll find this ten-digit number in the Amazon URL after the word "product," as in the screenshot below. (If the URL extends beyond this number, you can ignore everything from the question mark on.) Once this number has been added, Amazon will pull the product information automatically and add it to the complaint form, so you can check the listing title and make sure it's correct.

Finally, add your contact information to the relevant fields, check the "I have read and accept the statements" box, and then click Submit. You should receive an email confirmation that Amazon has received the form.

Please share this information with your writer friends, keep an eye out for/report pirated works, and help us keep fanfiction free and legally protected!

NOTE: All of the above also applies to Amazon products featuring stolen artwork, etc., so fan artists should check too!