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Bumblebee: Optimus, it’s father’s day here on Earth.

Bumblebee: …I got you flowers.

Bumblebee: [leaves them on Optimus’ grave]

— What if optimus stayed dead?

#okay so what the fuck

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Wakes up in cold sweat: moto moto

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this is our call

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thank you!

uh hey- i was wondering if you have any tips to drawin the bots? i really want to draw them but i. cannot. it’s fine if you don’t, thanks for your time!

hello!!! 🧡🧡

um, i ain’t the best at drawing them but here’s what i do sometimes to practice shhsjhbdfbdj.

perspective. try to learn the very basics, draw cubes from certain points of view. because essentially, that’s what they are ajsjdjdjfjdj, (unless you wanna draw tfp, then it gets more complicated than just that).

humans!!! draw them!! understand how us Fleshies move. draw dynamic poses, learn the proportions, basic stuff.

copy some good ol’ art. read tf comics, find some cool panels and try to recreate them! though i suggest not going as deep as drawing every single detail, just perhaps the pose, the silhouette. you can also copy it piece by piece if it’s too much! like, maybe you like how the helm is drawn, the expression the bot has, or the hands, so you can recreate that!!

this is refering to the last point, try to imagine those pieces you’ve drawn in other poses? turn them around and draw how you think might look, then spend 10hrs looking for that one reference pic that shows how they actually look and copy it, see what you got wrong, and repeat for a thousand times.

get a fuckton of reference pics, squint and scratch your head trying to understand how the Fuck does that arm move. how much boob do they have and how do they even look down. how do they run without tripping every 5 minutes. how do they recharge with that goddamned humongous back kibble—

also don’t forget. draw the joints as circles. it works.

not the best advice out there, but um fndjdkdbffbdb here it is. there’s probably going to be a lot of crying, but don’t give up!!! in a few years you’ll be the master at drawing robots and it’ll be worth it!!! :^D

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Optimus Gnomes Himself

optimus found an odd object on the way home from a mission. hes not sure what intrigued him so much about it, but something did.

 something stirred inside him when he saw its pointy red hat and plastic beard he couldn't control himself, it was just so foreign and interesting

 thats how he got into the situation he is now he has one of the things he would later know as 'gnomes' shoved up his valve, 

 he knows this form of.. pleasure.. is odd but primus if it didnt feel amazing it rubbed in all the right places, his vlave dripped with lubricant as he writhed in pleasure, 

 "scraps-"

- river 

#smut #nsfw #mine #admin river #river #cursed #crack smut #tfp #transformers pime #optimus prime

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Ratchet Gnomes Optimus

optimus whined, fans working for fuck all with how much he was overheating. “G—g—“ “The G is silent, optimus.” Ratchet said, giving the gnome a shove so the pointed hat disappeared into the prime’s valve. “Rachet, I can’t—it’s too much—“ he pleaded, oral lubricant dripping from his softly parted lips. “Oh, are you the medic now? Do you have a medical degree? I think i know how much a valve can take, dammit, and it is much more than this, big boy.” Ratchet snarks, giving the gnome a twist. Optimus’s engine roared and his faceplate shuttered closed. His voice came out muffled and fuzzy. “Rachet...” he moaned submissively. “It’s— I’m—“ he was barely audible over his overclocked fans. “If youre going to gag yourself ill give you another gnome.” Ratchet purred darkly.

- blitz 

#nsfw #optiratch #ratchop #ratchet x optimus #ratchet x optmus #smut #crack smut

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My friends when I begin to read TF fanfiction.

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ah yes

I love the "transformers fans be like" memes because the notes of these posts are always full of people tagging their friends and calling them out for thinking cars and jets are hot

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appropiate reactions.

#transformers #art #optimus prime #ratchet #starscream #bumblebee #megatron #-creates overlay layer creates overlay layer creates overlay layer cr- #tw eye strain

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Deceptibun Compilation

Just the buns.

[Autobutts this way]

#Maccadam #Transformers Prime #Megatron #Starscream #Soundwave #Shockwave #Knockout #Breakdown #Dreadwing #Airachnid #Robutts the Gathering

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Autobutt Compilation

Just the butts.

[Deceptibuns this way]

#Maccadam #Transformers Prime #Orion Pax / Optimus Prime #Bumblebee #Smokescreen #Bulkhead #Wheeljack #Cliffjumper #Arcee #Ratchet #Ultra Magnus #Robutts the Gathering

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“Ya might wanna grab on to somethin’.”

~ Wheeljack, Transformers: Prime Season 2 Episode 14 + Ratchet’s old man gasp

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things i write:

[ daisy ]

bot x human

bot x bot

fluff

angst

smut

x reader

drabbles

headcannons

full fics

anything else u want ask me!

my color is red,

my ao3 is disaster-alien-bi

and my main is trashaisies

#transformers x reader #please send in requests! #optimus prime x reader #bumblebee x reader #starscream x reader #ratchet x reader

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my kink:

bayverse optimus prime breaking things in the commercials

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I remember the time Dwayne Johnson was a transformer who turned into a zombie, Starscream wore high heels, Bumblebee took his R2D2 impression too far, Soundwave became Slender Man, Ratchet took steroids, and Megatron was addicted to purple crack.

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#transformers #art #crack #starscream #megatron #enjoy i gUESS AJKFSDJFHSK #g1