ovalslayer

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why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

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13 year old me was soooo damn proud of not being like other girls because I wasn’t “‘‘‘‘‘boy crazy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ hooty hoo dumbass there’s a reason for that

#fuck #youre absolutely right #it hurts #txt post

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Loba wrote this

why is literally every revenants kill quip “are your friends nearby” like. literally have some originality you metallic ass bitch

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I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

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the holy grail

#for teh love fo god #i lvoe it

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VIDEO SOURCE

(Turn on the sound!!)

#this made me feel so much better #i fucking love these idiots

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Based on your tags, your d&d race is Tiefling and based on everything else I’ve seen, your class is Warlock and you saw the pretty patron lady and didn’t hesitate to agree to give up your soul to her

well this is a callout if i’ve ever seen one….. but accurate tho

yeah my patron would be Brie Larson, because of course

(what D&D race and class would i be)

#LISTEN #I didnt MEAN to do it #but like #who wouldnt take up the offer to destroy the patriarchy #especially #ESPECIALLY #if Brie Larson was giving you magic to go do it #like???? #any gay would?? #without hesitation???

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It’s my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like “I got extra fries with my meal, gay rights” or an enby is like “wow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the movies” or a bi dude is like “finally found a plant that won’t die, queer rights I guess.” Like that is the funniest shit I don’t care.

#my absolute favorite one #is when im making pizza rolls or dino nuggets and they arent cooked all the way #i will stare at the microwave and just mutter #wow youre being real homophobic right now #i mean all my problems would be solved if i read the fucking cooking instructions #but no

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#THIS #THIS IS POWERFUL #i cant tell you how i had to pause this fucking show #and just sit there like #damn #fucking #shit #i stan so hard #harlots

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What your favorite Overwatch ship says about you.

#i fucking choked #this is the best #and i hate howvalid they are #overwatch #overwatch ships

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If Brand Names Were Anime Characters

Credit: @sillvi_illustrations

#pretty art #yeeeeee

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Have some WLWs (WooLooWoos) for Pride Month!!

#i fucking love them #and i shall protect them #pokemon

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Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

#Bth #fucking bth #tf am i supposed to do with that

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I feel Marisha’s level of stress and shirt all at once

#critical role #marisha ray #cr #ffs they stress me out #cr spoilers

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#angel of radical power #lets go bbs #im too powerful