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parme-tan · 23 hours
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Bad DMing to condition your players that they can't trust anything to this degree.
rewatching the mighty nein and rewitnessing their amount of paranoia is so good. they walk into a 5 star hotel after a battle with the followers of the god of death and a total of 10 hit points and 3 spell slots between all of them and they're still casing their rooms. uv lights out, flipping beds and checking smoke detectors for cameras. they insight check every person they meet. they want to cast a truth spell on the oldest, most powerful and crustiest wizard in all of exandria. theyd rather impale themselves instead of giving up their weapons. theyd rather send a cat with 2 hit points that's determined to roll nat 1s on its perception rolls to check out evil lairs rather than going in themselves. they hate people scrying on them but they get annoyed when they fail doing it to others. they lie to most people they meet yet they're still 'trusted' by the two out of the three great powers on wildemount. no one's doing it like them.
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parme-tan · 3 months
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Maybe the true hero of baldurs gate is the bisexuality we made along the way
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parme-tan · 4 months
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“i would die for you”, “i would kill for you”, “i would live for you”, blah blah blah what EVER. overdone, overrated, overblown. But — would you sit down and honestly confront your deepest fears and flaws in an effort to gain a higher understanding of your inner workings so that they can function better with your partner’s — and Then use that as a basis to map out concrete methods for strong and effective communication for the sake of managing and avoiding stress and conflict ??? bc THAT shits hot 🥵🥴
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parme-tan · 4 months
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BALDUR'S GATE 3 ➔ [16/?]
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parme-tan · 4 months
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Scrolling on social media is just so wild rn
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parme-tan · 5 months
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Remember, regular walks for a healthy & enriched baezel
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parme-tan · 5 months
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Imagine you and your icon reenacting the boat scene from Titanic.
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parme-tan · 5 months
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parme-tan · 5 months
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parme-tan · 5 months
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"i would die for you" this, "i'd walk through fire for you that"
what about "i'd live for you" romances? what about "i never thought i'd be worth the work it would take to piece myself together"?
what about "i don't believe i'm worth it, but for you i'll try"
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parme-tan · 6 months
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[ID: A Revolutionary Girl Utena edit of the spiral staircase leading to the dueling arena. Overlaid is the meme of CJ from Grand Theft Auto looking forward and saying "Ah shit, here we go again." End ID]
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parme-tan · 6 months
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#me
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parme-tan · 6 months
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You fall in love with a girl, and the two of you have a happy relationship for a few years. But one day, you discover a massive hoard of valuables underneath the house, and that’s when you realize you’ve been dating a dragon in human form.
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parme-tan · 6 months
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“Don’t worry! It’s just ✨SNUFKIN✨”
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LIFE IS STRANGE: TRUE COLORS Chapter 3: Monster or Mortal
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parme-tan · 6 months
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hardest pill i swallowed was realizing i didn’t mean shit to people that meant a lot to me.
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parme-tan · 6 months
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it's too bad smoking is expensive and bad for you and everyone around you because we will never be able to replace the specific intimacy of lighting someone else's cigarette for them
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