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little baby man. little baby. little baby baby baby man.

#new art #catboy #my post #pastel #kawaiicore #angel #digital art #my art #art #cat ears #anime art #moe #tagging this with 1000 things bc this took forever #and i really want people to see it #🥺

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Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

#akesi #yay :)

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Nobody wants a retro style BLOWJOB

#blowin into yo pussy like an nes cartridge #suggestive

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After all these years, it finally happened

It happened

I had a dream I was a worm

I was a worm in a relationship with a human man

He still loved me even though I was a worm

The question has been answered

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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got my hands on a field guide of californian bugs and i found that there's this one bee species in southern california that looks like this

(Actual bugs under the cut, CW for insects)

#pipi

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Knowledge is empowering

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Me irl

#thats the cutest caution sign ive ever seen #bro said ><

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#suggestive

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Customer: (not on record) DMV: KILL? Verdict: DENIED

#KILL?

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WATER GAME

#catgirl

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i made myself in infinite craft i am so cool

#my post #infinite craft

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Cat slide

#cat