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need the boyz on sad boyz, asap

#the boyz #tbz #sad boyz #jarvis johnson #jordan adika

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Hennessy is stronger then me, I would have killed Ronan Lynch

#hennessy #ronan lynch #the dreamer trilogy

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if I lived in Henrietta I would fall in love and die for Orla

#the raven cycle #orla #the raven cycle orla #trc henrietta #lesbian

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and when I say Cabeswater loves Gansey and everyone connected to it loves him even more

#gansey #cabeswater #trc #the raven cycle

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we live in a world where kevin moon does not know about bibble but ted nivision does

#kevin moon #ted nivison #bibble

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wish i was old, like 80 or 90 or 125 years old

#not like 30 or 40 #to young #no more twenties #just old

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Matt Maltese need more credit

#matt maltese #listen to widows now #please #it mentions so many things

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"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

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Batfamily Incorrect Quotes #3

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Bruce: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Jason: *Eating a sandwich* Kill two

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*Steph waking into the Batcave to discover Tim surrounded in the current case’s papers*

Steph: What the hell are you doing?

Tim: *Near tears* MY FUCKING BEST, OKAY!?

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Dick: *Hugs Damian*

Damian: What was that?

Dick: Affection.

Damian:

Dick:

Damian: Do it again.

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*Having a family dinner*

Jason: Can you pass the pepper?

Duke: What’s the magic word~?

Jason: *Clearly not impressed*

Jason: *Starts chanting in Latin*

Duke: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Jason’s hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!”

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Damian: *Tossing a spider outside* Treat spiders how you wish to be treated.

Tim: Killed without hesitation?

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Dick: What’re you reading, Bruce?

Bruce: Just a book about the things I love!

Dick: … Those are just pictures of me and the others …

Bruce: Oh really? What a coincidence.

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Steph: Things people look good in regardless of gender: suits, lacy lingerie…

Bruce: Eyeliner.

Tim: Ball gowns.

Cass: Battle armour.

Jason: The blood of your enemies.

Duke: Flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up.

Dick: Glasses.

Steph: That went from zero to a hundred to zero, real fucking quick.

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Alfred: “Master Tim, you are going to hate yourself in the morning if you stay up any later!

Tim: Jokes on you! I’m gonna hate myself in the morning regardless!

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Jason: I’m backkkkkkk.

Bruce: You died! I literally saw your dead body! You were dead!

Jason: *Shrugging nonchalantly* Death is a social construct.

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Duke: What are you looking at?

Jason: Doing a Buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of scented candle he is* Porn.

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Dick: *Drunk* In every single Christmas movie Santa never goes to the house next door. He always gets in his sleigh and fucks off twenty miles east!

Jason: Dick, can you shut the —

The other Batkids: No, let him finish.

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Gotham doesnt even sound that bad, like yes its dark, cold, wet and filled with crime but so is the city I live in and I am loving it

#gotham #dc universe #batman

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Liars all of you

you said Jason Todd is tall

he is like 3 cm taller than me

Thats not tall

200 cm minimum

#jason todd

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when Noah Kahan sings: could we survive a horror movie

He is NOT talking about ME

I am both moving fast and not trusting of everyone I meet

#noah kahan #everywhere everything #stick season

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Periods should come with some kind of psychic attack so I can like knock the phones out of hands of people who listen to loud videos in public and pop the tires of people with evil bumper stickers. I feel I'm owed that for the horrors

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The artistic parallells between Edward Hopper and Matt Maltese is absolutly amazing

#edward hopper #matt maltese #in this essay i will

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no one have ever seen Taemin and Batman together

#taemin #shinee #batman

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one will we give up on the damn goat

Imagine how the Wikipedia page for Gävlebocken 2023 will look like. Year: 2023. Security additions: Guards and 24/7 livecam feed. Method of Destruction: Eaten by birds