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*exits stage right*

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Someone: you got no appetite, why not try edibles?

Me: I’m not old enough

Someome, audibly blinks: but you’re—

Me: I know but I still haven’t got my permit! How the hell am I supposed to eat the devil’s lettuce without a fucking permit, much less a license?

“I’m too young for this shit!” says someone who’s definitely old enough for this shit.

#my writing #adulthood be like #adulthood

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Hey blue, have you ever seen a boob up close

#reblog #i died #XD

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hmmm

#reblog

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Iridescent clouds, looking like a rainbow in the clouds.

A diffraction phenomenon caused by small water droplets or small ice crystals individually scattering light. Larger ice crystals do not produce iridescence, but can cause halos, a different phenomenon.

#ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD #WTNV

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I had my first Undertale dream and it’s on my FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!

All I remember is “a chaste kiss with a skeleton.”

NONE IN PARTICULAR, I GUESS.

But I’ll take it.😊

#i lie #technically my second #first was a ship dream of charaXisabella from phineas and ferb #BUT THAT DOESN’T COUNT!’!!

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Happy birthday to me!

What a day not to be dead~

*pat myself on back*

Good job not dying prematurely!

#first time in 5 years since I wanted to celebrate my birthday #woohoo! #birthday

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Do you ever get a little scared the day before your birthday?

I’m not sure if this is standard procedure. I used to hate my birthday for like a decade. Like the first while to be edgy and then because of s-word ideation but like... i’m excited this time.. or I want to be??

Maybe it’s because I really want to celebrate it with someone. I’m of course gonna tell my co-workers but... idk. We’ll see.

#thoughts #b day

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Me, in my infinite wisdom, turned on the burner instead of the oven. I come back 5 minutes later to notice this my biscuits cooking on the burner.

“Aww. I left it on. Oh, I’ll just grab the metal tray with my BARE HAND.”

Nothing went wrong.

I’m physically invulnerable to extreme heat because of sheer force of will.

“The heat never bothered me anyway~” I say while one finger is under the foset while the other scrolls through tumblr so anxious ass stays still.

#thoughts #burn #don’t touch hot metal kids #it hurts #alot #safety #kitchen safety #do what I say not as I do

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I’ve found a new hobby!

I go into the comments section of ambient sound videos like one where someone “drives you home” or a crackling fire place with a thunderstorm outside. Like, so many people have these cutsy wholesome conversations or RP random stuff. Like.. i don’t expect that out youtube but damn, it’s just the best.

People are just so adorable.

#thoughts

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*me after trying to be healthy by drinking a liter of water in under a minute*

I’m feeling like shit.

Time to read erotic!

PEACE the fuck out to OBLIVION.

Follow your dreams,

And never look back!

Bye!

#thoughts #water thoughts #nsfw #toilet thoughts

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*when dating power is maxed out and my skill tree is fucking perfect*

Me: show me some bone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My human partner: uh...

Me: shit, wrong species. If only there was a skeleton in my closet that I could woo!

*checks closet to find no horny skeletons*

Me: ah well, murder it is.

My human partner: wut???

Me: If there are no magical skeletons to be found, *cracks knuckles* then store bought ones will suffice.

#my writing #shitpost #undertale #nsfw #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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#reblog

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Me: I finally found the secret formula for the cutest Killer Sans platonic ship ever. It makes me cry at night knowing how amazing I am.

Me, showing my incomprehensible chicken scratches to Flopsy: LOOK AT MY MASTERPIECE!!!! It has hand holding! There’s even a cute life lesson and everything!

Flopsy looks at it for a solid 5 seconds, then looks away.

Me: SHE HAS APPROVED!! The sage says it must he done. Let the cuteness... begin.

#memes #writing memes #shipping memes #i’ve been working on this ship for months and goddammit I’ll make it work!!! #cat #flopsy is my cat

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Before garden work party: social hermit mode ACTIVATE

After: PLEASE, pretty PLEASSSSSE, can we go back? With a cherry on top?

#thoughts #gardening #social interaction is my drug #also NOT being the most shy or introverted of a social gathering is weird as hell

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Me whenever writing a new ship and notice the lack of chemistry:

#memes #writing memes #shipping memes #ship memes #it was good while it lasted

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Flopsy: *tries to get my attention*

Me: IGNORED! Phone here. Phone everything. Phone is... my precious

Flopsy: *jumps on said phone*

Me: NOOOOOOOO! Not the drugs!

#my writing #cat