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so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

#prev your tags made my husband fall on the floor laughing #good shit

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

#shakespeare #memes

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unreal unearth unheard has me unwell, unstable, and undone

#hozier

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Reblog with your favorite Animal Crossing villager in the tags, I want to know what people think. Mine is Daisy

#mitzi #i fell deeply and irrevocably in love with her in new leaf #and spent a while trying to find her in new horizons #until a friend of mine located an amiibo card for me #i keep the card pinned to my string lights with my instax photos #animal crossing

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government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program

hell fucking world

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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.

Link will be in the reblog!

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#hajdhsksb it's lucy/nate again lmao #probably my most “don't try this at home” kind of ship #neptune's hoard and other treasures

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#why isn't there a “more than one” option!! 😰😰😰 #asking me to choose between english breakfast matcha jasmine and chai is like asking me what hozier song is my favorite lmao #it depends on the context and they're ALL BANGERS #tea

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#psa

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people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333

#fanfic #the first time i ever got this was my critical role fanfic #which i do admit was a really solid work for me #but thinking about it makes me so sad bc i haven't been able to bring myself to finish #I'd love to give them more if i could

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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

#language #this is unspeakably funny to me

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Transgender people in my phone you’d better live you’d better love you’d better live long enough to become old and annoy your great grandnephews you’d better watch trashy movies you��d better meet new people you love and hate and forget and remember you’d better hang in there for better and worse you’d better smell the dust after the rain and remember that you’re alive and full of beautiful sturdy bones you’d better hold onto that friend and never let them go you’d better keep living and living and living and never stop

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#lotr #fuck this parellel never hit me before #god that's beautiful

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BOOSTING APRIL 2024 Active boycott notice!!!

Source

#local is always better than Coors products anyway but #no denying that when you need a good baseline for a group it's always Coors products #only real downside is for some reason local breweries only ever wanna make fucking IPAs and I'm a lager girly #boost

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OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA I CAN'T SUCK THIS PENIS

#text

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this is so real

#help i thought this was about spaceship design 😭 #text

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New Book Plot

i got this new book plot. Basically, there's this orb, except it has weird anomalies. i mean some serious oddities. a real set of bizarros. packin some anomhonkeros. quirky weirdohoonkabhankoloos. freaky old strangerekoogers.

what happens next?!

Another orb shows up with even wierder abnormalitagahoogs. mind boggling incongruitomghnonoloughongous.

Meme - Reference

#ajshajshajs #branden #why did this enter your brain