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Amanda: Johnny's gay

Johnny: no!!!! im not!!!

Amanda: ...youre literally dating daniel?

Johnny, who isn't dating Daniel, but it's as good as: SO WHAT IF DANIEL IS BEAUTIFUL?!?!

Daniel: what

#cobra kai #possibly incorrect cobra kai #source: my school #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #lawrusso #amanda larusso

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Johnny: What the fuck did you just do?

Daniel, leaning closer: Slapped you, what the fuck you gonna do about it?

Johnny: ...

Daniel: *leans closer*

Johnny: Kiss me.

Daniel: *runs for it*

#cobra kai #possibly incorrect cobra kai #source: my school #my friends #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #lawrusso #funny thing is #this was me and another friend #and the guy johnny is in this situation is called Daniel #ironic

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Samantha: Bye dad!

Johnny: Bye LaRusso

Samantha: We love you!

Johnny: What? No I don't.

Samantha: Don't you, Sensei Lawrence? Don't you?

#cobra kai #possibly incorrect cobra kai #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #lawrusso #source: my school #samantha lrusso

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Robby: Oh wow, I haven’t been this happy since...

Robby: *sudden realization*

Robby, thinking: ...........

Robby: Oh wow, I’ve never been happy before.

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #source: the good place #robby keene #robby keene rights tho #smh #get my boy #help

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Daniel: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under Miyagi Do's porch-

Johnny: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Fruit Loops.

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #source: bob's burgers

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Johnny: Ugh, the milk expires tomorrow.

Daniel, hinting at their anniversary: Tomorrow’s a real special day, huh?

Johnny: ...Not for anyone who drinks milk.

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #source: good luck charlie #lawrusso #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #moronsexal #idiocy <3 #big himbo energy

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Demetri: I lost Hawk.

Daniel: How did you LOSE Eli?!

Demetri: To be fair, they are very small.

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #source: tumblr #Demeteri #daniel larusso

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Johnny, screaming: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!

Daniel: Wh-

Johnny: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Daniel: Why are you screaming?!

Johnny: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!

Daniel:

Johnny: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #lawrusso #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #source: woocomics

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Miguel: Are you a masochist or a sadist?

Johnny, deadpan: I’m a Taurus.

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #Miguel Diaz #source: ure-a-sunflower and friends #johnny lawrence #why... #why are you asking?

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Demetri: [gets a text] Oh! It’s Hawk.

Miguel, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Demetri: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Miguel: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Demetri: You wanted FAKE blood?

Miguel:

Demetri: I’ll go call Eli.

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #Miguel Diaz #Demeteri #eli moskowitz #hawk #source: victorious #oh no #hawk oh no

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Miguel, leaving a message on Johnny’s voicemail: Sensei... I know you’re probably busy having mind-blowing sex with Mister LaRusso or something, but I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miguel, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You’ll probably need this information when you check me into the “Betty Crocker Clinic”.

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #Miguel Diaz #lawrusso #source: sex in the city #maybe another time miguel #or maybe dont eat dumpster cake

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Daniel, having an emotional breakdown: What's happening to me?

Johnny: Relax! You're just going a little cray-cray.

Daniel, sarcastically: "Relax you're just going a little cray-cray-" nothing to worry about it!!

Johnny:

Daniel, staring at the void in apprehension: Well, yes, if that's all this is, cool, then.

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #johnny is trying #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #source: incorrectquotesideas

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Hawk: So, uh... How are you?

Demetri: Oh, you know, still the resident family fuck-up.

Hawk: Yeah, well, I guess someone has to do it.

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #eli moskowitz #Demeteri #source: lord of war #hawk

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Daniel: *sighs* I'm just hoping Johnny doesn't try and find a last minute gift like last time...

*last time*

Daniel: *opening a box* Oh my, a human thumb? Where on Earth did you get this?

Johnny: *hiding his shaky bleeding hand beneath their arm* I-it was on eBay...

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #lawrusso #source: family guy #oh shit #oh fuck #johnny lawrence #what did u do #daniel larusso

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Daniel: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed!

Miguel:

Hawk:

Demetri:

Hawk: I'm gonna tell him.

Johnny: Don't you dare.

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #daniel larusso #johnny lawrence #Miguel Diaz #eli moskowitz #hawk #Demetri #oh no #source: tumblr

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johnny: so... basically

i got my left lung stolen

yeah.

nurse: what

johnny: yeah.

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #source: discord #my friends

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Johnny: ((where is yorkshire?))

Daniel: what the fuck johnny

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #source: discord #my friends