#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai

[taughtdefense]

"If you say told you so I'm going to rip your heart out through your stomach."

to say you're surprised when you sense talia of all people enter miyagi-do's... miyagi-fang's?... walls is an understatement. oh, look at that. she's weaponless & decidedly not backed by former cobra kai goons, some of whom are now miyagi-fang. the revolving door of allegiances ceased to exist with cobra kai's takedown. however, there's a few outliers; some who didn't join miyagi-fang because of hard-stuck allegiances to cobra kai, but hey. good for her. you watch her out of the corner of your eye as she approaches the sparring deck, instead keeping focused on painting the top panel of the dojo's siding.

❝ kyler joining miyagi-fang was a mistake. ❞ you begin. mr. larusso was apprehensive, given his history with sam, too. it's been a week since he's joined, & things aren't exactly smooth. he's still completely in his cobra kai headspace. ❝ he's never gonna change . i- ❞

❝ If you say told you so I'm going to rip your heart out through your stomach. ❞ she cuts you off. you don't miss a beat, not even blinking at her words.

❝ bold of you to assume your hand can reach that high. ❞ you quip instinctually to @vipersunion. your words are flat, & you're not smirking triumphally at her for being incorrect. you also don't have a heart to rip out, in the most literal sense possible, at least currently. there's no one near you who would need to hear your heartbeat, so you'd kind of just flipped that switch, so to speak.

eldritch physiology is... weird, for lack of a better word.

in all honesty, you've been annoyed all day. kenny's been a bit of a prick to you, nolan & kyler even more so. about twenty minutes ago, kyler shoved you into the koi pond for the second time in a four day time peiod... basically unprompted, mind you. still though, that's a new personal record. you'd thought he'd have done it for the second time in only two days, not four. ❛ self-restraint ❜ doesn't exactly exist with him. he's still a fucking bully. after being pushed into the pond, you'd almost lost your shit. you'd hopped out of the pond with help from a concerned sanji, then dried off inside the dojo, robby, tory & emma at your sides, trying to calm you down. miguel & hawk dealt with kyler... in a decidedly non-violent way, despite his best-friend-recently-turned-boyfriend & best friend, respectively, being messed with. espeically given all of the shit you've gone through. it'd been much more shouty.

the ladder you're standing on also gives you a larger height advantage. you carefully climb down the ladder & place the teal-stained paintbrush back into the correct can of paint on the sparring deck, which is on top of an old, paint-splotched sheet. your hands are devoid of paint specs, & there's nothing underneath your nails, which is a relief. you'd started painting the walls of the dojo to calm yourself down... not to mention, your sharp eyes had been able to see that the top of the dojo's siding needed a bit of a touch up, worn down by the weather & a fair bit of unintentional neglect on all of your parts. the karate war had been on the forefront of everyone's minds, so the siding of the dojo had suffered the consequences. you're the tallest person in the dojo - probably in the valley as a whole - so the task was easy; learned, routine, safe. mr. larusso seemed pleased with it — both with the fact that he doesn't have to paint, & you implementing the miyagi-do teachings once again in a moment where you'd have undoubtedly turned to retaliation if you were in cobra kai or eagle fang, through & through.

❝ what're you doing here, anyway ? you can't have come all this way to check up on me. ❞ you don't think she's interested in joining miyagi-fang, either, like she hadn't been upon silver's takedown & cobra kai's end; johnny's disappointment about losing a student like talia had been obvious when he broke the news to you. you frown slightly as a thought comes to mind. well... ❝ did tory text you ? ❞

#vipersunion #in character. / post season 5. #main verse.: miyagi fang. — ❝ i ached for warmth & peace. the universe laughed at me. ❞

[possibly-incorrect-cobra-kai]

Johnny, screaming: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!

Daniel: Wh-

Johnny: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Daniel: Why are you screaming?!

Johnny: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!

Daniel:

Johnny: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #lawrusso #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #source: woocomics

[brattycobra]

Dutch: Do you ever think? Because I do not.

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[possibly-incorrect-cobra-kai]

Amanda: Johnny's gay

Johnny: no!!!! im not!!!

Amanda: ...youre literally dating daniel?

Johnny, who isn't dating Daniel, but it's as good as: SO WHAT IF DANIEL IS BEAUTIFUL?!?!

Daniel: what

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[possibly-incorrect-cobra-kai]

Samantha: Bye dad!

Johnny: Bye LaRusso

Samantha: We love you!

Johnny: What? No I don't.

Samantha: Don't you, Sensei Lawrence? Don't you?

#cobra kai #possibly incorrect cobra kai #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #lawrusso #source: my school #samantha lrusso

[possibly-incorrect-cobra-kai]

Johnny: Ugh, the milk expires tomorrow.

Daniel, hinting at their anniversary: Tomorrow’s a real special day, huh?

Johnny: ...Not for anyone who drinks milk.

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #source: good luck charlie #lawrusso #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #moronsexal #idiocy <3 #big himbo energy

[possibly-incorrect-cobra-kai]

Johnny: What the fuck did you just do?

Daniel, leaning closer: Slapped you, what the fuck you gonna do about it?

Johnny: ...

Daniel: *leans closer*

Johnny: Kiss me.

Daniel: *runs for it*

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[possibly-incorrect-cobra-kai]

Miguel, leaving a message on Johnny’s voicemail: Sensei... I know you’re probably busy having mind-blowing sex with Mister LaRusso or something, but I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miguel, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You’ll probably need this information when you check me into the “Betty Crocker Clinic”.

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[possibly-incorrect-cobra-kai]

Robby: Oh wow, I haven’t been this happy since...

Robby: *sudden realization*

Robby, thinking: ...........

Robby: Oh wow, I’ve never been happy before.

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #source: the good place #robby keene #robby keene rights tho #smh #get my boy #help

[possibly-incorrect-cobra-kai]

robby: I DONT NEED SYMPATHY I NEED THERAPY.

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[possibly-incorrect-cobra-kai]

Daniel: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed!

Miguel:

Hawk:

Demetri:

Hawk: I'm gonna tell him.

Johnny: Don't you dare.

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[possibly-incorrect-cobra-kai]

hawk and demetri are fucking around pretending to be google for some reason to see how many questions the other knows:

hawk: hey google, do you love me?

demetri: I sure do. You’re so dreamy, I’m surprised that it doesn’t put me into sleep mode. Want to answer a few quick questions so we can figure out our special kind of bond?

hawk: bro

demetri: bro...

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #source: discord #my friends #hawk #demetri #hawk x demetri #demetri x eli #demeli #hawkmeat #hawkmetri

[possibly-incorrect-cobra-kai]

Johnny: This date is boring.

Daniel: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Johnny: Then why did you invite me?

Daniel: I didn't. I specifically said, "don't come with me", and you said, "Fuck you, Danielle, I do whatever I want", and followed me here.

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[possibly-incorrect-cobra-kai]

Demetri: [gets a text] Oh! It’s Hawk.

Miguel, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Demetri: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Miguel: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Demetri: You wanted FAKE blood?

Miguel:

Demetri: I’ll go call Eli.

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #Miguel Diaz #Demeteri #eli moskowitz #hawk #source: victorious #oh no #hawk oh no

[possibly-incorrect-cobra-kai]

Hawk: I'm a bi with occasional consideration.

Hawk: I look at a hot babe and think... Maybe I'm just straight? Then I look at Demetri and I think... Maybe I'm just gay

Hawk: But then I look at a hot babe again! And I think, maybe I'm just STRAIGHT! But then... THEN... I look at Demetri again-

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #hawk x demetri #hawkmeat #hawk #demetri x eli #demetri #source: discord #me #i said this #yessir i did #except im not bi #not the point #moving on

[possibly-incorrect-cobra-kai]

Daniel: *sighs* I'm just hoping Johnny doesn't try and find a last minute gift like last time...

*last time*

Daniel: *opening a box* Oh my, a human thumb? Where on Earth did you get this?

Johnny: *hiding his shaky bleeding hand beneath their arm* I-it was on eBay...

#Possibly Incorrect Cobra Kai #cobra kai #lawrusso #source: family guy #oh shit #oh fuck #johnny lawrence #what did u do #daniel larusso