rockstarwolfie

[rockstarwolfie]

#i love how this ship is literally canon now

[rockstarwolfie]

critically jacking off to this problematic fic in a scholarly manner

[rockstarwolfie]

i see you alex albon

#i deadass thought he said “have you explored each other's bodies” #where i lay my head is home ; reblog

[rockstarwolfie]

praying to god that my english teacher lets me in to the literature club tmr

#he knows i have a tumblr account #idk if he himself has a tumblr account #but if he does and this somehow miraculously ends up on his dash #this is your sign from the universe to let me in #i have credentials like when have i ever failed your class #please let me in idc if it's gonna be mostly juniors im ready to be a father #all /lighthearted jokes #i'm going off the rails on a crazy train ; caz talks

[rockstarwolfie]

[rockstarwolfie]

silent bob kinda fine and i'm tired of pretending he aint

#listen man you show me a man with big brown eyes like a baby cow and i will instantly fall in love #view askew #view askewniverse #clerks #jay and silent bob #silent bob #jay and silent bob strike back #kevin smith

[rockstarwolfie]

Listen,

[rockstarwolfie]

If I was Dante Hicks, I would support my gf for sucking 37 dicks. I'd even encourage her to suck MORE. RIP clerkboy, but I'm different

[rockstarwolfie]

thank you . you are my best firned as well

@rockstarwolfie is insane, mentally ill, homosexually homophobic, and my best friend ever. check them out

#where i lay my head is home ; reblog

[rockstarwolfie]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

#where i lay my head is home ; reblog

[rockstarwolfie]

BUSSY?

#chat is this real #WHAT IN THE WORLD??? #BUSSY??????? #HELLO?????? #cs55 #carlos sainz jr #do i put this in the charlos tag #f1 #formula 1 #where i lay my head is home ; reblog

[rockstarwolfie]

name suggestions are open!

i've seen a lot of people struggle with naming their characters, so I've decided to open my inbox for naming help! This also applies to creating ship names. All you have to do is list down at least three of the following if you want to request for a name: 1. If you want your character's name to be masculine, feminine, or gender neutral

2. Your character's race/ethnicity

3. Any vibe/theme you want your character's name to give off

4. The letters you want in your character's name

5. The amount of syllables you want your character's name to have

6. What you want your character's name to mean

As for ship names: 1. Your ship

2. Any motifs associated with them

I will list down 30 suggestions for character names, and 5 suggestions for ship names. So feel free to drop your request in my inbox!

#reblogging this again #srb

[rockstarwolfie]

Doth thou compare a depiction of Dean Winchester and a depiction of myself, there would be not a single discrepancy. With an undying certainty, I am able to look at Dean Winchester at any time, and with no hesitation, speaketh "Verily, he is me". When mine eyes behold mine reflection, Dean Winchester greets me with the same stare. Whenst I venture forth, brigands prevent me from remarking on how Dean Winchester and I breathe the same air and tread the same grass. If I do not guffaw loudly, I chuckle softly as it is assured daily that Dean Winchester is I, in every imaginable way. I awaken each morn with a grin, content in knowing who I am, and who Dean Winchester is, and that she and I have found mine place on this pitiful earth.

It is entertainingly curious how she is to I how I am to her, as though we were babes from the same womb. Upon the first time mine eyes laid upon Supernatural, mine mind itself was Supered by the Natural to its core. Lo, I felt as though-- nay, I thought as though-- nay, I knew-- Dean Winchester was the true I, and I was merely a work of fiction.

I ponder to myself on what would occur were he aware of mine being. Mayhaps he has the ability to know her own existence, not of that as a work of fiction, but as a work of fiction knowing he is a work of fiction?

#inspired by that one copypasta #i'm going off the rails on a crazy train ; caz talks #dean winchester #supernatural #spn #such is the life of a dean girl (gender neutral)

[rockstarwolfie]

WRITEBLR INTRO

going to go ahead and redo this-

hello there! my name is Isaac, i’m a struggling teen author who’s been active on writeblr for around 4~ months. procrastination is my greatest hobby, and I’m currently in the process of planning a fantasy novel, as well as collaborating on a sci-fi novella. leave a comment if you’d like me to check out your blog- i’m always interested in new mutuals!

#cant wait to hear more!! #writeblr #folks from around #reblog

[rockstarwolfie]

Fickelgruber's "it's amazing what a tailor can conceal..." line except it becomes apparent that what he's concealing is a monster cock.

#don't let his twinky stature fool you bro is HUNG ASF #felix fickelgruber #wonka #fickelfucker nation approved

[rockstarwolfie]

(bangs fist on table) i want him sweaty, whimpering, overstimulated, moaning, sniffling, twitching, squirming, whining, gasping, bucking his hips, drooling, begging (swipes papers onto the floor)

NOW

#mathew baynton #where i lay my head is home ; reblog

[rockstarwolfie]

lesbian ruby this and that, WHAT ABOUT CANONICALLY GAY TERRY????

#bistro huddy #i'm going off the rails on a crazy train ; caz talks