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[ryansunsolved]

I LOVE getting comments— seriously. I try my best to reply to them all but sometimes,,,, I forget. BUT know I read them all and cherish them and if you ever want to leave a comment please do! I love them!

Favorite thing about being a fic writer is the comments. No seriously unless you’re a fic writer you don’t understand the level of kindness and almost heroin-esque level high writers get from getting thoughtful feedback from loyal readers. It’s fantastic.

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Watcher: Ryan and Shane, sitting in a tree

Me, trying to be wholesome for once: Oh! K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Everyone in my asks: B-U-T-T F-U-C-K-I-N-G

#shyan #skeptic believer #shane x ryan #buzzfeed unclean #every time i try to reedeem myself y’all come in with THIS #not that i’m COMPLAINING #y’all are fucking hilarious #bring out the clown music y’all

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Watcher: Ryan and Shane, sitting in a tree, B—

My dumbass: B-I-S-S-I-N-G

#shyan #skeptic believer #shane x ryan #buzzfeed unclean #i intended it as kissing but with a b #like the original rhyme #could be pissing though too #honestly that is more on brand #literal pissing contest #*side eyes alll y’all on ao3* #you know who you are

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[For clue #1] I can't be the only one who sees Butt fucking... right? Maybe that's the joke but I haven't see a single person guess it.

Oh anon

It’s definitely been guessed because we’re all dumbasses and illiterate. Curious how it does fit though. Also Watcher definitely knew what they were doing using that format for the first clue.

#if y’all wanna discuss this dumbassery hit me up #love getting asks like this #😂 #shyan #skeptic believer #shane x ryan #buzzfeed unclean #asks #anon

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Here's your daily reminder that people who can draw fan art and write fics are gods, absolute gods. Immortal beings, blessing us with their fandom work and amazingness and if you draw fan art and write fics just know that I love and appreciate you because wow you are absolutely amazing.

[ryansunsolved]

Care to elaborate, Watcher? 🤨

#shdhsfHj i’m KIDDING #shyan #skeptic believer #buzzfeed unclean #shane x ryan #still though #what the hell are they on about #my bet is some kind of camping/outdoor survival competition #which is not very on brand?? #also how do they come out with a new show like every week #how many damn shows are they gonna MAKE #many questions

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Send me shyan writing prompts 👀

#shyan #buzzfeed unclean #shyan fic #shane x ryan #skeptic believer #my fics

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#I WILL NOT SAY IT IM NOT I WILL NOT— #my lips are SEALED #but i am looking #👀 #shane madej #gifset #buzzfeed unclean

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Not to plug my own fic but if you’re looking for ‘love in the time of COVID-19’ content, I DID write a fic like this if you’re interested 👀

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23876323

Imagine Shane and Ryan's romantic relationship developing throughout the quarantine through zoom, FaceTime or Skype or whatever. Like them realising and taking about their feelings and all of the romantic cliches that come with it, complete with phone and video chat sex with them working through their kinks. And then once the quarantine ends, BOOM! they are beautiful and in love and move in together. Basically they get into a long distance relationship and make it work.

That’s such a sweet thing to imagine, love in times of covid (?)

Imagine, it’s such a common thing for them to see each other daily and suddenly having to do so through video and calls only, it’s kinda sad at times but it slowly makes them realize-- this is someone I can’t really live without.

And it’s not just that they gotta work, so they keep in touch, it’s the fact that sometimes, through the day, they will remember each other and wonder how the other is doing and how they look like today. 

They know each other’s clothes and cologne, what they look like when waking up and when about to go to sleep. What they sound like in the morning and while eating, and when they eat and work out, and just sit down to be lazy.

Is it weird to know your friend’s rutine this much? It eventually leads them to other places and other things, deeper conversations that turn into one of those ‘the sun is coming up’ sessions of confession they used to have when they travelled for Unsolved.

One day, they realize. And things just change. Who gives the first step, nobody is sure, but it’s probably the most important step ever taken between them.

#my fic #shyan #skeptic believer #shyan fic #buzzfeed unclean #shane x ryan #fic: sending all my love (along the wire)

[ryansunsolved]

Well damn, now I feel called out. Yes— that counts too 😫😂

You’re a shaniac? Weird way of saying you’ve got daddy issues 🤨

[ryansunsolved]

Okay but,,,, since everyone is talking about Shane saying he wants to be small, I’ll hop on that too and raise: Ryan just absolutely babying Shane and holding him and telling him how good he is and generally just being soft to his big guy 🥺💖

#shyan #skeptic believer #buzzfeed unclean #shane x ryan

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Keith Eats The Menu: Dunkin’ Donuts Edition A.K.A. Ryan and Shane making each other laugh for five minutes

#shyan #skeptic believer #buzzfeed unclean #shane x ryan

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mandatory madej thirstposting ft. gif edition (2/?)

#bruh his thighs got me feeling some type of way #not my tag but i FELT THAT #holy shitttt #i hate that fucking mustache so much i want him to rail me #GOD #owen grady headass #can’t believe i’m simping for a man in khaki #i’m about to act up y’all #shane madej #gifset #buzzfeed unclean

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That too (@asoftarthoe) 😂

You’re a shaniac? Weird way of saying you’ve got daddy issues 🤨

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how dare you call yourself a fan of shane 'ryan bergara is my friend and i will tell everyone who will listen' madej while shitting on ryan like ???

Literally! Shane is Ryan Bergara fan #1, i mean come ON

#this photoshoot is *chef’s kiss* #why DID they switch shirts though #it gives off old married couple vibes and it’s so funny #and sweet #STILL want a shaniac shirt #asks #anon #💖💖💖

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Hahaha you FOOL— REAL shaniacs love and support Ryan and his conspiracy theories with all their heart 😤💖

#shaniacs #ryan bergara #boogaras #buzzfeed unsolved #i heard people are shitting on ryan??? #mostly on twitter apparently #bfu twitter is ridiculous there’s always something going on there #i love ryan with all my heart like #how could you NOT #anyways ryan is so talented and wonderful

[ryansunsolved]

I rest my case 😂 (same though)

You’re a shaniac? Weird way of saying you’ve got daddy issues 🤨