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[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

How did feyre stay silent and collected during Rhys’s monologue in the cabin in acomaf??? How was she not jumping and screaming and throwing stuff like I was. At all the twists from his pov, there you are I’ve been looking for you??!?!?!???!!!!!! I was losing my mind

#rhysand #acomaf

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

I need the azriel book to complete his arc in one book I can’t wait another year between books to see his happy ending fr

#acotar #azriel

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

Imagine you make a bargain with someone in the night court and the tattoo appears on your body somewhere you didn’t want

#acotar #rhysand #sjm #acomaf

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

Feyre Shapeshifting into Rhys

Rhys: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

does Rhys literally have stars in his eyes that you can see???

#sjm #rhysand #acotar

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

I need Az pov of everything in CC3 so bad like this random girl has starlight powers and unleashes a wyrm on them and then this idiot just wakes up a fricking Daglan from like a 15000 year slumber and she somehow has a thing for his comfort knife that apparently belonged to Enalius, the greatest Illyrian warrior ever. But also she has music playing from this random box in her hand and he has no idea what any of the words mean but he's really feeling the vibe on some of these songs. And then this girl literally floats his dagger over to her and then teleports away to her world with HIS dagger.

But most importantly, the Cauldron was corrupted by the Daglan millennia ago to serve them. The Cauldron is wrong. Az is literally the only character who has questioned the will of the Cauldron, and he just learned that it has been tempered with using Evil Magic^TM.

The Cauldron is wrong.

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

Since we found out that Bryce landed in Prythian because the Starsword wanted to reunite with Truth-Teller, was Azriel just randomly standing in on the riverbank, or did he have some sort of premonition (a hint from a Seer perhaps 👀👀)

Alternatively, could Bryce have ended up in Az's bedroom at 2 a.m. in the morning, because I would have paid good money to see that. Imagine poor Az finally going to bed and getting sleep, and WHAM! there's a blood-covered female in his bedroom and he's just like

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

I spoiled the last chapter of hosab before I read the book but I’m so glad I did bc it’s a difference experience knowing that Ruhn looks exactly like Rhys

#makes sense why his first appearance in the book is him eating pussy #hosab spoilers #sjm #acosf spoilers #acotar spoilers #cc2 spoilers

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

I feel like bc Sarah invented the blood duel and referenced it in the dialogue it will prolly happen

But then again, isn’t Lucien much less experienced in combat than Azriel so isn’t it kinda unfair

#sjm #acotar #azriel #no shipwars on this post please

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

Friendly reminder that Young Rhys tried to get with Armen

#😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #forever laughing #rhysand #sjm #acomaf

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

Rhys and Az energy:

#rhysand #azriel #acosf spoilers #sjm #az is competitive and that’s hot

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

sarah will end me with the rhysand dilf moments inevitably coming in the next book and i cant think of a better way to die

#i cant #he already has too much #im making my funeral plans #rhysand #fuck im nervous

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

Rhys walking downstairs to get a glass of water before bed and seeing Az about to kiss Elain with her mate upstairs

#rhysand #elriel #azriel #acosf

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

imagine montages of Az teaching Elain how to be a spymaster

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

👀

“The prettier the garden, the dirtier the hands of the gardener.”

— B. E. Barnes 

#elain

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

I don’t think I will survive an entire book about Azriel I love him too much I’m going to overdose

#azriel

[sarahjmaasownsmyaas]

#acosf spoilers #nessian #azriel #sjm #nesta #cassian #acosf #elriel