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Nikita Charushin (1934-2000)

#art #nerd tag #q

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yo mama, who art in heaven

#fave

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tell a stranger that their dog looks extremely realistic

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hi hello 

i’m gonna move my nonsense from this blog to @pensiveant because this is a sideblog and that shit sucks 

see yall there 👋

#i'm touching a shark right now #i want a personal blog where i can dump whatever so. that's gonna be It #i followed some people back i've been meaning to forever!!! #finally now i can #so yes see you there bye love you

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not only were 70s men big and hairy and were genuinely sexy like it didn't feel forced they were just sexy and everything about them was erotic they used to top it all off with a pair of short shorts.....

#god yeah....

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#true crime people sound like this #q

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“One man’s cringe is another man’s epic” and “a flawed story is still a thousand times better than a story never told” are two pieces of advice that a lot of people aspiring to be writers really need to take to heart. Stop tearing yourself up over getting every little insignificant thing right.

#reminder

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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

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the internet is such a ebautiful place to find and look at images

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lifting my skirt in this bar to show my friends how cute my thigh holsters are (they respectfully avert their eyes from my ludicrous hog)

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no thoughts just a left-handed Klaus appreciation post

#oh!!! #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves

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Five *talking about how different versions of them exist now*

Luther *gasps* DOPPELGÄNGER! PARADOX PSYCHOSIS! I learned all about this in Texas! This is great. I'm gonna get a good grade in little side adventures with my elderly brother, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

#the umbrella academy #luther hargreeves #this post is so cute im kissing it on the forehead

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manager my bualls hurt can i go home.

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i love you crazy gay sex i love you body hair i love you sweat

#amen

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cannot stop thinking about Have unwavering faith (4) respect the Day

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This post is getting notes again, so for everyone going “is THIS what succession is about??” in the notes: I want you to know this all happened in, like, one episode and maybe a half. 

People with hot takes about how Suck Session is problematic because the characters are billionaires are actually the funniest bitches on this site. Imagine watching senior citizen Logan Roy almost fuck over his company because he's losing his shit about an imaginary dead cat because he has an UTI which likely has to do with fucking his personal assistant in bizzare ways while trying to conceive another heir at the age of 83 after all his adult children turned out to be losers and thinking you're being sold capitalism here. Unparalleled comedy.

#succession #i mean yes and no fhdkfjusd #the imaginary dead cat and uti are all from the same ep but its all Connected

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i hate job hunting more than anything else in the world