My mom: let’s get ice cream
Me: *sobbing*
Mom: what’s wrong
Me:
They deserve each other 😢
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MOUSE YAOI REAL
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I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.
It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away
Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)
So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage
And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”
Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady
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Come along tall goth husband we must pretend we aren’t in love
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ive developed a new studying technique called not doing it
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babe wake up, new renaissance painting just dropped
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baby, why don’t you come over? 🍷
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CHAPPELL ROAN Coachella — April 12, 2024
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:33 < you can’t fight the homestuck!
though it’s weird and random it’s the greatest fandom!
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sweetest post ever??? 😭
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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Boris and Theo pressing their foreheads together gif save me… Boris and Theo pressing their foreheads together gif…. save me Boris and Theo pressing their foreheads together gif…
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This meme 💀
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"I froze, as I heard him shout it again. Then, in disbelief, I turned. And while I still stood unable to believe it, people streaming round us on either side, he laughed and barged forward to throw his arms around me."
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