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thanks fam

(tags via @bees-tornado)

The Ultimate Matchup!!!! Winner of the Main Bracket vs. Winner of the Losers Bracket!!!

Which is worse: shooting your son in the leg for no discernible reason, or fusing your daughter with a dog so you can get a better paycheck?

#fma

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If this point had been made before, apologies. It's just the main thing that always sticks out for Shou Tucker. Which is that he didn't even do a good job on creating a chimera.

Later in the show, we see MULTIPLE chimeras. Humans with their full facilities and the best of the animals they were fused with.

So not only did he commit a crime against his family twice. Not only is he a terrible father and a terrible human in general.

He's a terrible alchemist.

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#propaganda #shou tucker #fma

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The Ultimate Matchup!!!! Winner of the Main Bracket vs. Winner of the Losers Bracket!!!

Which is worse: shooting your son in the leg for no discernible reason, or fusing your daughter with a dog so you can get a better paycheck?

#alright my campaign for clay is over. END SHOU’S LIFE #shitty dad showdown #shou tucker #clay puppington #fma #fmab #moral orel #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist

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Can't believe we're having this conversation, but Shou Tucker was NOT "a good dad up until he did that". Good dads don't kill their kid's mom by fusing her with some animal and making her suffer so much she kills herself by starving to death because he wants money. Good dads don't allow their child to feel so terribly lonely, she has only a dog as a company in a big house because he's busy in his office. Good dads don't allow the house chores to pile up so terribly because "his wife is gone"

Moreover, transmutation like that is not something simple to do. It's not something you can just draw a circle that's the earth and be done with it. He planned all of it. He had the research done. He gathered the ingredients and drew the circles. He chose the family dog in specific.

And he showed absolutely no remorse. Even when he knew that Chimera Nina would suffer terribly, because his wife suffered so much she killed herself, he showed to remorse. He was ecstatic! He even deluded himself into thinking he now could provide Nina a better life with the money he'd get as if that'd somehow matter to the daughter he literally committed a crime against.

#propaganda #shou tucker

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The biggest thing for Tucker for me is the betrayal because he seems like a good/decent father at first then he goes and does THAT. like if he was an obvious pos for the start the reveal wouldn't stung as much

RIGHT??!!

but for me the main thing that did it, besides nina and alexander both being SO adorable, was him making the “we’re not so different you and i” speech at ed. like

#shou tucker #nina tucker #fma

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moodboard: just watched episode 7 of fullmetal alchemist

#I HATE THIS FUCKING SHOW (affectionate) #JESUS FUCKING CHRIST #SHE WAS F O U R #I HATE THIS I HATE HIM I HATE EVERYTHING #CLAY HAS N O T H I N G ON THIS GUY #FUCK SHOU TUCKER I WANT HIS HEAD TO EXPLODE #WINNING THIS CONTEST IS NOT ENOUGH I WANT HIM TO DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS #shou tucker #fma

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Huge congratulations to Clay Puppington, winner of the Shitty Cartoon Dad Losers' Bracket!

I couldn't be prouder of everyone who voted. Clay is 90% of the reason I started this blog, and even though this is basically a consolation prize, I'm glad he's getting the recognition he deserves.

However, this still leaves us with one question: how will Clay fare against the real shittiest cartoon dad of all time, Shou Tucker?

We shall see…

Stay tuned.

#graphic design is my passion #clay puppington #moral orel #losers bracket

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🚿 Which character(s) sweeps took you most by surprise?

Oh, easy. Mr. Turner.

I mean, especially with him beating Buck Cluck in round one. Buck got the second most submissions out of everyone.

#i havent seen chicken little in decades so idk if he redeems himself or not #buck cluck #mr turner

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Ask game, mostly “am mid-way/finished running a bracket” edition because I’m bored:

🐬 Which character(s) did you originally have in mind when making this tournament?

🧢 Were there any characters you predicted would win that actually ended up loosing?

🧊Are you running/have you ran any other tournaments? If so, which ones?

🛝 Which, if any, was your favorite matchup and why?

💎Are there any fandoms you found out existed via this tournament that you’d now be interested in checking out?

💙What’s your favorite part about running this tournament?

🚿 Which character(s) sweeps took you most by surprise?

📫Do you plan on running any other different tournaments after this one?

🩻 What’s the best piece of propaganda you’ve gotten from this tourney?

🗽Favorite image(s) you’ve used in a poll?

Feel free to ask me any of these! (:

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Losers' Bracket Finals

#propaganda #clay puppington

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Losers' Bracket Finals

#prev tags mood #clay puppington #emperor belos

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Losers' Bracket Finals

#ok this is my last time asking. vote for clay #if for no other reason than i want to do that thing where you pit the winner of the losers bracket against the winner of the main bracket #and belos has already gone against shou tucker! twice! and lost both times! #losers bracket #finals #clay puppington #moral orel #emperor belos #philip wittebane #toh #the owl house

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Canonically Jewish Character Tournament

hey! it's me, runner of @shittycartoondadshowdown, @shittycartoonmomshowdown, and @nepobabyshowdown. i'm here with another tournament for characters who are CANONICALLY jewish.

rules:

obviously, the character has to be confirmed jewish.

i won't rule out non-matrilineal jews though—if the character's dad is jewish but their mom isn't, i may count them anyway, depending on the character's relationship with judaism & how closely they identify w it.

if the character's judaism is only confirmed in a statement by the creator outside of the source itself, then i'll make a poll on whether they should qualify.

ditto for if the only proof we get is, for lack of a better word, non-substantial (like, say, the character goes to her niece's wedding and all the men are wearing kippahs and there's a canopy and they step on a glass but it's unclear whether the niece is jewish or if her husband-to-be is, or if they both are). but if i know the character well enough i may just decide on my own

the obligatory "submit as many characters as you want but only submit each character once"

fictional characters only

will probably cap at 32 characters, but ultimately it depends on the number of submissions

nobody's included automatically! submit jewish blorbos both well-known and obscure!

submissions will be open until may 5

please, for the love of god, no homestuck.

inspired in large part by @nicejewishcharactershowdown, and here's a few other cool blogs you should follow: @bestinshowbracket @indigenous-character-tournament @blackcharactertournament @ultimateheadcanontournament @bluehairandpronouns-tournament @fatherfigurefistfight @latine-showdown

#other competitions

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Gabriel Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug) vs. Clay Puppington (Moral Orel)

#THIS. ALL OF THIS. #clay puppington #propaganda #gabriel agreste

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Losers Bracket Semifinals

#begging someone to please send in gendo propaganda i know absolutely nothing abt evangelion except the theme song #losers bracket #semifinals #gendo ikari #emperor belos #philip wittebane #neon genesis evangelion #toh #the owl house

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Losers Bracket Semifinals

#pwease vote clay… #i know the mha fandom is huge but from what ive heard endeavor has some kinda redemption arc #or at least he TRIES to be better #which clay literally never does ever #losers bracket #semifinals #clay puppington #moral orel #endeavor #enji todoroki #bnha #my hero academia

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Welcome to the Ultimate Headcanon Tournament!

Do you have a headcanon that you hold close to your heart? Do you want to know if others agree? Then feel free to submit your headcanon here! Submissions end April 21 at 12:00 AM EST or sooner, if need be.

Rules:

- Headcanons must be for a canon person, place, object, idea, event, etc. in a work of fiction. Original characters can be included, as long as it ties to something/someone else in the canon!

- Queer headcanons, disability headcanons, theories, and more are all welcome, no matter how niche it is!

- Please only submit a headcanon one time. However, you may submit many different headcanons, if you would like!

Inspired by: @anti-canon-trans-showdown, @lighthairdarkhair-battle, @dead-character-showdown, @book-was-better, @skittlesquadsquabble , @titular-twins-tournament , many others!

#other competitions