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ive been so into trolls recently it’s awful. specifically velvet and veneer. i can not get enough of these two. listening to mount rageous and watch me work on repeat all hours of the day. god save me

#trolls #velvet and veneer #HATERS WANNA BE ME OR BE WITH ME YEAH THEYRE FA FA FA FREAKING #(yeah they’re freaking) #velvet i wanna be with you

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finished good omens and i’m just as upset about that as i thought i’d be. i think sergeant shadwell was my favorite character. he was just super fun. him and madame tracy were a very sweet duo.

i know i said i’d be reading red dragon next… but i received the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy (the full series, id like to brag) and i can’t help myself. i’ll get to red dragon eventually

#good omens #books #reading #UGHHHHH i’m gonna miss it so much #aziraphale and crowley try not to kiss for 300+ pages challenge #okay time for the next book

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almost done reading good omens. it’s a really fun book i honestly didn’t think i’d enjoy it this much. i love books that include the perspectives of multiple different characters and good omens does this really well. i especially love it how they all come together in the end. it feels like a crossover somehow lmao. like finally these guys are meeting. i almost don’t want to keep reading because i just don’t want it to end. womp womp

#good omens #books #obviously i’m gonna keep reading #but i won’t be happy about it

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i get so happy seeing a fandom collectively agree that a character is genderfluid. first one that comes to mind is crowley. seeing ppl call crowley any gender or pronoun makes me jump up into the air and freeze frame with my arms outstretched. YIIPPEEE WAHOOO WAHOOOO! i don’t really know any canonically genderfluid characters so i’ll take what i can get i just like being able to relate to cool characters

#good omens #crowley #genderfluid #he’s just like me #smiles so big #grins so wide #am i a man #perhaps #a woman? #maybe #possibly some secret third option

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finished reading silence of the lambs for the first time a week ago and i haven’t stopped thinking about it since. fs one of my favorites. reading good omens right now and then i’m gonna read red dragon IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!! i got so many new books a couple weeks ago i wanna read them all at once but i’m trying to take my time so i don’t run out too quickly

#silence of the lambs #hannibal #red dragon #good omens #books #I LOVE READING #the sound of one million trees screaming for mercy can be heard

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one hour without bringing up hannibal i can feel my testicles shriveling up and falling off

#hannibal #help me #my nuts are dead oh god they’re dead

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Mr. Fell's Guide to the Gavotte! 🪽

he's trying his best, okay?

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hannibal and that fuckass ipad. you think he’s ever watched youtube while he eats a meal? do you think hannibal lecter has ever seen pregnant elsa and spiderman? these are the questions that need answering

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #put down that goddamn ipad #old man #i need him dead

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MY TARDIS KEYCHAIN ARRIVED WAHOOOOO

#doctor who

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i love hannibal it’s ruining my entire life. i sit down and i think to myself “you know who else sits down? hannibal lecter”. i can’t go one single hour without bringing up hannibal in some capacity. i go outside and see a moth and it’s YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SAW A MOTH?? CLARICE STARLING!! “okay class today we will” WILL? LIKE WILL GRAHAM? somebody euthanize me

#hannibal #silence of the lambs #nbc hannibal #red dragon #i’m normal #i’m so normal #you know how normal i am? #incredibly #undeniably #normal