shyobz

[shyobz]

just a little 80s au hinata doodle

[shyobz]

SUNARARARARARARARAAAAA 💕

sorry for drawing him again

[shyobz]

daichi: we’ll if u don’t succeed in school then u won’t get a good job and u will end up working at mcdonalds

nishinoya: WE’RE GOIN TO MCDONALDS!?!?

#haikyuu #incorrect quotes #nishinoya yuu #sawamura daichi #i think this is a vine I can’t remember sobs

[shyobz]

NOOO HE DROPPED IT

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#haikyuu #akaashi keiji #noooooooooooo #I’ll buy him another istg

[shyobz]

SUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAARARGAHAHAGAH

#i love him too much #suna rintaro #haikyuu

[shyobz]

my sweet baby boyos

Hello Haikyuu!! fandom, please consider these two good boys (the lack of content involving them together is an injustice), thank you.

[shyobz]

Daichi my beloved

(oneshot from my wattpad book, this was a request so all of these cheesy pickup lines were not from my imagination. oujiyama is a minor character from the manga, like Karasuno’s Oikawa. anyway, enjoy)

"I was wondering if you could tell me: If you're here, who's running Heaven?" The taller brunette remarked as he walked towards you while you were entering the gym. "Smooth." You gave a small glance in his direction, before setting your jacket to the side, and walking out on the court to practice. He hummed while walking after you, putting his arm around you. Your teammates just stared at the two of you, most of them giggling or something similar. You gave them a look, and sorta pushed Daichi away. He frowned, following you around like a lost dog. You sighed, wondering what to do.

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After practice, you and Daichi were left to clean up the gym. You rolled a cart into the storage room, wiping your brow. "You almost done, Daichi?" He turned around. "Yeah!" You turned around for what felt like a split second, checking to see if everything was cleaned up, and suddenly, Daichi slammed his hand against the wall with a loud don!, pinning you. A kabedon! Your face erupted into flames. "Daichi! We're supposed to be cleaning!" He smirked. You pushed him away, slightly angry. He looked downcast, and decided to help you finish cleaning. You tossed him the keys to to gym, so he could lock up for the night. You grabbed your bike and rode home, lost in thought. You unlocked the door. Your parents weren't home, so you trudged up to your room and flopped on your bed. You still couldn't get him out of your head. He was always there, right bang splat in the middle of all your thoughts.

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The next day at practice, you noticed that Daichi seemed eager, but the reasons were unknown. You suspected it was something to do with you, but you decided to ignore it and get some good practice in with some of the first years. Sugawara walked up to you. "Hey [L/N]. Can we talk? About you and Daichi." You looked at him, slightly confused. "Are you two...dating?" You looked shocked. "Uh, n-no!" Nishinoya bounced up to you two. "YOU'RE IN LOOOVE!" He teased. "Yeah! You two would make the best couple!" Tanaka butted in. "Stop, please!" You threw your volleyball at Tanaka, hitting him right in the back of the head. "Oof-" Tanaka rubbed the back of his head. "YOU WANNA TRY THAT AGAIN-" Sugawara walked over to Tanaka, speaking calming words to the angry second year. You sighed, walking over to the bench and taking a large drink of your water. Daichi walked up to you, concerned. "Oh, hey Daichi. I-" He cut you off by smashing his lips against yours. Your eyes widened, not knowing what to do. You sorta had to, push him away. "Daichi!"

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"That's it! I've had it with you! I can't handle this! I'm sorry, but I'm done." You grabbed your bag, and ran out of the gym, extremely overwhelmed. Daichi was stunned. As you rushed down the hallways, you ran into another male, falling backwards. "Oh, sorry! I didn't see you there-" He held out his hand to pick you up off of the ground. "Well hello~" (I'M SORRY IT'S REALLY LATE AND I LITERALLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS GUY) "What's your name, cutie?" He asked with a bit of a flirtatious tone. "[L/N] [M/N], it's nice to meet you, uh..." "Oujiyama Hideo." He kissed your hand. (CRYING RN I'M SORRY)

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"Oh Daichi..." Sugawara sighed sadly and went over to pat his friend on the back. "It'll be okay, he'll come around." Daichi stood up suddenly, making Sugawara stumble back slightly. "No, I have to fix this on my own." He stormed out of the gym, and went to find you.

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You and Oujiyama continued chatting with each other. He kept dropping some obvious hints of him, well, flirting with you, but you decided to try and ignore it. "So, you got plans tonight?" You thought for a moment, and shook your head. "Well, how about you-" He stopped when he saw Daichi walking down the hall with a look, just, a look. You gave a confused look, and turned around. "[M/N]." He spoke softly. "I really like you. I like you to the point where I can't stop thinking about you. You make my heart feel good, and I can't imagine life without you. Please don't leave me." You stared at him in shock, but you were also touched. "Daichi..." Oujiyama stepped back. "Eheheh, whaaaat-" You reached out to grab his hands. "I love you too." You two leaned in for a kiss. It was passionate and sweet, but Daichi was in for a shock when you dominated the kiss. He had to admit, he really did like it.

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"WoAh-" Nishinoya gasped as Sugawara pulled him back down in the bushes. A few members of the team were spying on them through the window. "Shhhhh! And keep your head down! We're gonna die if he sees us!" Little did they know, you were already leaving the building, and walked over to them conversing in the bushes. "Found you."

Cut to loud screeching.

#haikyuu x male reader #daichi sawamura #I literally love this man so much

[shyobz]

in honor of valentine’s day, have a tendou oneshot from my wattpad book

(this was originally meant to be a mc but go nuts)

You and the volleyball team's energetic Tendou Satori had liked each other for a while, and after you had finally confessed, the two of you had a date planned. "GOOD MORNING!" A loud redhead burst into your dorm, making you sit upright in your bed and snapping you out of your dream. "Satori, we've talked about this, keep your voice down..." You rubbed your eyes, hopping out of bed. "Sorry [M/N]! I'm just so excited for our date today!" The spiky-haired male grinned at you, and you smiled back. "Yeah, just let me get ready first. It's gonna be pretty cold today." Tendou nodded in acknowledgment, and closed your door. He probably went to go get a jacket and a scarf. You looked in your closet, finding a gray knit sweater, black leggings, and some brown fur boots. You went over to your bathroom mirror, fixing your [H/L] [H/C] hair. You heard a knock at the door. "Coming!" You practically ran to the door, grabbing your [F/C] coat and scarf.

"You ready, paradise?~" You blushed slightly at the nickname, and Tendou smirked at this. "O-Okay, what's the plan?" You asked, looking down at the shorter male. "Ooh! Let's go for ice cream!" He exclaimed, grabbing you by the arm and dragging you outside and into the city. 

"Satori, aren't you cold?" You looked slightly worried. "And why are we getting ice cream? It's too cold..." Tendou stopped. "I never really thought of that, maybe some hot chocolate?" He took you by the hand, and dragged you around again. The two of you approached a small café, and you both went inside. "I'll order, you go find us seats." You walked up to the counter, looking behind to check on your red-haired boyfriend. "Hello! What can I get you?" The lady at the counter asked politely. "Ten-ten! What would you like marshmallows in yours?" You turned and asked him. "Yeah!" He replied, eyes sparkling. "Okay, two hot chocolates with marshmallows." You walked away to find the other male. 

You found him, but he seemed pretty cold. "Here, have my coat. The hot chocolate should be done soon, and you'll be all warm by then. Didn't I tell you to grab a coat?" Tendou nodded. "I thought I wasn't gonna be cold..." You wrapped your arm around him, giving him a nice, big, warm hug. The waitress brought out the cups of hot chocolate, and as she set them down, she grinned at the couple holding each other tightly. After she walked away, the two noticed their drinks had arrived. "It looks really good, right Ten-ten?" "Yeah!" He grabbed his cup, and sipped it happily. Tendou moved closer to you again, snuggling into your arm while you both enjoyed your beverages. "Here, you got a lil' something on your face." You wiped the hot chocolate mustache off of his upper lip. "Thanks, but a kiss would've been nicer~" You gave him a look. "But if I would've kissed you, I would've had to clean the chocolate off of my lip." Tendou sighed. "Let's go." You left the money on the table, and exited the shop. 

"Any ideas on where to go next?" You shook your head. "I guess I can pick again." You and Tendou walked around the streets and looked at things to do for the rest of your date. "[N/N-chan], there's a music festival! Can we go!" You nodded, smiling at the redhead. "Wahoo! Let's go!" 

You had bought a blanket to sit on, and some snacks from the convenience store. Tendou ran around happily, looking for a nice place to sit. "I found a place!" He exclaimed. You walked up to him, and set the stuff down. "Looks like we're just in time." The musicians on stage were preparing their instruments and whatnot. You grabbed Tendou's hand, and intertwined your fingers. He smiled at you, and the two of you sat closer together, cuddling each other and keeping each other warm. 

"They sound pretty good, don't they?" Tendou only nodded, he seemed really invested in the music. "So, how about that kiss?" He turned to you, grinning. "I'd like that." The two of you leaned in closer for a kiss. It was a sweet kiss, filled with care and compassion. (Author-kun sucks ass at explaining kisses and shit because I'm a single bitch who has never kissed anyone in my life lmao) You two broke away, softly smiling at each other. "I love you so much." Tendou snuggled into your chest.

"I love you too, more than anything."

#haikyuu x male reader #tendou satori #valentine’s day?? #oneshot

[shyobz]

“I spanked an old man with Kageyama cuz my mom needs money”

#haikyuu #haikyuu memes

[shyobz]

Fukunaga simps, show yourselves.

#haikyuu #fukunaga shouhei #i hate being the only fukunaga appreciator in my friend group