sibsarerideanddie

[sibsarerideanddie]

What came first? The chicken? Or the heat death of the universe?

#idk if i heard this somewhere but the phrase has been stuck in my head all morning #real talk #siblings #dialogue prompt #real life banter #dialoge prompt #quotes #words #dialogue #dialogue prompts #irl banter

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Person A: *ites a watermelon rind like it's a french fry

Person B: excuse me?

Person C: bite it like you're a sexy man

Person A: spits out original bite, and sexily bites the melon rind like it's an apple

Person D: laughs pasta out their nose

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do you ever just look up at the sky and realize that you're looking out... not up? the only thing keeping us on this spinning rock is gravity? gravity is considered to be such a powerful force. and yet, we fight against it. we move. we run. we jump. we push ourselves to be able to defy gravity for even just a couple seconds. it just seems so cool to me that we continually strive for the sky but the coolest thing to me is that every object in the universe exerts gravity. even you and i. isn't that neat?

#thoughts #im rambling #and hi yes i am alive #need to consult with the sibs to fill up the queue

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Person A: I'm gonna give you a stroke

Person A: *rapidly clicks a flashlight on and off*

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[sibsarerideanddie]

“It’s been a while since there was a fresh face around here.”

“Not as fresh as you think.”

[sibsarerideanddie]

So words got shortened, unnecessary letters omitted.

And then remembering how text messages used to be charged by the message, and how Twitter only gave you so many characters to work with, thereby promoting the creation of even shorter words and acronyms to get our point across as simply as possible

not me, thinking about how the French King paid for documents by the letter so people would add all the extra letters into their words, and how in english, American english, newspapers would charge ads by the letter, so people would oh my shoot no

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not me, thinking about how the French King paid for documents by the letter so people would add all the extra letters into their words, and how in english, American english, newspapers would charge ads by the letter, so people would oh my shoot no

[sibsarerideanddie]

Person A: Why do they call jail the pokey?

Person B: Maybe the pokey is short for the hokey pokey, and that's where you go to turn yourself around

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Person A: I'm going to enjoy this sausage. Watch!

Person A: *stuffs an entire sausage in their mouth and starts chewing*

Person A: See! It's in my mouth! I am enjoying it!

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Person A: I'm pretty sure I came out of the chute, looked at the doctor, and said "who the hell's in charge here?"

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Person A: Me, goes live every now and again to let people know I'm alive

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“Being kidnapped on a bi-monthly basis doesn’t seem to be bothering you.”

“I’ve turned it into a bit of a game. Immediately after being taken, I begin the slow battle of psychological warfare to gain the upper hand.”

“What?”

“I annoy the shit out of them until they regret their own existence.”

#dialogue prompts

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Person A: You have eaten a lot of carbohydrates today

Person B: Yeah, I was feeling carbo-dehydrated

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Person A: You're impeding traffic!

Person B: Impeding, my butt!

Person C: an imp is eating your butt!?

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Person A: *points at a license plate* Hey, look! Pennsylvania!

Person B: The vampire state!

Person C: *chokes on food/drink*

Person B: Oh, wait, that's Transylvania

Person A: *falls out of chair*

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Person A: STOP. GETTING. MEMES!!!!

Person B: *slowly slides the tablet under their pillow*

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Person A: I wonder what I did with my eyeballs...

Person B: Your eyeballs?

Person A: My eyeball assistants.

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